The Eminence in Shadow, Vol. 5

By Daisuke Aizawa and Touzai. Released in Japan as “Kage no Jitsuryokusha ni Naritakute!” by Enterbrain. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Nathaniel Hiroshi Thrasher.

I really did not need there to be a two-year gap in between volumes, and I don’t really care that the author said they were doing a lot of other stuff. I don’t have any time to reread series, and when it’s been over two years since the last book we’re going to be lucky if I remember anything, especially as I found written word Cid much easier to take than anime Cid. Fortunately, the author is apologizing for the back half of Book 4 (Akane is pretty much absent from this book, no surprise there) by having us go back to the beginning – this volume takes place at school, and there’s a heaping helping of Alexia and Claire, though unfortunately both of them have a very bad time. Actually, no one really has a good time in this volume… except for Cid, who is hilarious when he’s treating everyone as helping him with his dramatic posing but slightly less hilarious when he’s ignoring a subordinate using those he cares about in a demonic ritual… wait, does Cid care about anyone?
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Cid returns to his normal class life and tries his hardest to be a generic schlub while also lurking on rooftops and practicing looking edgy. Unfortunately, this world takes itself seriously even if Cid does not. Students are disappearing, including Claire, though she quickly reappears. Rose, who is now the Queen of the Oriana Kingdom, finds that every other country in the land, who does not know the secret bad stuff that forced her to do all this, regards her as evil and are uniting against her. And the fact that there really are a large number of conspiracies all working against each other, and Shadow Garden’s willingness to just be “ominously evil”… well, Cid, in any case… means everyone just lumps them in with the other terrorists. Worst, one of the Seven Shadows may actually be summoning an ancient horror. Oh well, at least she told him and got permission first.

Yes I know, I take these books too seriously. But so does everyone else. Leaving Cid aside, there is a lot of very basic trauma here, with lots of dead students, most of them gruesomely dying by exploding bomb collars. Alexia now has her sister thinking she’s a fool, mostly as her sister is being fed false information. Claire is possessed by an ancient witch, who may or may not be evil. Oh yes, and then there’s Zeta, who we meet in this volume (the anime introduced her much earlier). She’s a therianthrope (beast person), and her backstory is, as with the rest of the Seven Shadows, incredibly awful. Unlike the rest of the Seven Shadows, however, she’s not content to simply pine after Cid and do whatever he wants, and she’s decided that the best thing to do is to revive Diablos’ right arm. This is the first of two volumes, so I’m not sure if Cid will notice what she’s doing or care, but I fear caring is a high bar for Cid to clear.

This is still interesting, and funny in many parts, so I’ll keep reading it. But get used to me whining about it too.

Bofuri: I Don’t Want to Get Hurt, So I’ll Max Out My Defense, Vol. 13

By Yuumikan and KOIN. Released in Japan as “Itai no wa Iya nano de Bōgyoryoku ni Kyokufuri Shitai to Omoimasu” by Kadokawa Books. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Andrew Cunningham.

One of the biggest Achilles’ heels of the Bofuri series, which I’m sure the author is aware of, is that it works best when Maple is being completely weird and bonkers. It’s the reason we read this – well, for those not reading it to see if Maple and Sally get married, that is. But you can’t have that happening all the time, especially since the author really loves to essentially write out game logs and turn them into prose. So the series has a constant struggle: how do we keep the audience’s interest when Maple is not being Maple but is instead just being a gamer girl? The best example of that comes at the end of this book, when we get a big, climactic fight against a very tough boss which Maple has to solo… without any of her bag of tricks except her passive skills. The highlight of the book for me was seeing Maple take a deep cut with a sword, and her face twisting in pain. We’ve beaten the title of the series!

The bulk of this book is setup for the battle royale that’s going to happen in Book 14. Maple Tree arrives on the new floor, and are introduced to two areas – one water and human NPC-based, the other fire and monster-NPC based. They have a while to explore both camps, scope out the land, do quests, and finally, they have to choose a side and fight against those who choose the other side. So Sally maps things, Maple explores how to use the cool new powers she hasn’t really used in public yet, and the twins show off the fact that they can not only octo-wield, but also THROW the hammers they wield. Unfortunately, while exploring the library of the fire side, Maple ends up being tricked into opening a grimoire. Now she’s cursed, and has to do an impressive number of tasks… without anything but her defense, her shield, and her passive skills. Will she finally be killed off?

So, sadly, Sally may fight Maple one-on-one one day, but that day is not coming soon, as Maple still wants everyone to fight together, and Sally won’t do it if Maple’s not at least accepting of it. So Maple Tree are all on the same side. They’re joined by Pain’s gang, which should be interesting. We don’t hear where Mii’s group is, but I assume the other side, as otherwise things would be too imbalanced. The cover art also has Lily on it in her “offense” mode, and I think she (and Velvet, who explicitly wants to fight Maple) will also be on the opposite side. If it sounds like I’m talking too much about a fight that hasn’t happened yet, well, that’s this book’s big flaw – it doesn’t get to the fight it promises. That said, the battle between Maple and her cursed grimoire monster is fantastic, one of the best written fights in the series. Makes it worth the slog.

So yeah, Maple can triumph even without being weird. Don’t expect that to last, though.

The Trials of Chiyodaku: Running the Supreme Court of Another World with My Sister, Vol. 1

By Fukurou Kogyoku and jonsun. Released in Japan as “Chiyodaku Ōkoku Judgment: Ane to Ore to de Isekai Saikō Saibansho” by MF Bunko J. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Genevieve Maude Hill-Kaminishi.

Siiiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhh. Yes, I know. The moment I chose to review a novel with a cover like that, I should have changed my expectations. But I’m sorry, even if you’re here for the tits on the cover, this book really only gives you a few opportunities. It’s odd to see a book that is throwing so many cliches at the wall, most of it deliberate and “it’s OK because I’m winking at the audience”, fall down as much as it does. If it’s meant to be an ecchi title, it’s pretty half-assed about its faux-incest and fanservice. If it’s meant to be a parody of isekai, the entire second half turning serious kind of kicks that in the head. Honestly, the serious second half is the only reason I managed to finish the book, as once the book gets to the main case, it’s quite good. Unfortunately, it’s Phoenix Wright fanfiction. The other characters even admit it’s Phoenix Wright fanfiction.

Akuto Satou, a “typical high school boy” who loves fantasy light novels and games, is going to visit his stepsister Tsukasa Wagatsumu, who is 12 years older than him and a district court judge in Japan. Then, while listening to her complain at the local bar, the two of them are transported to another world! (OK, the exclamation point is likely unnecessary at this point.) Princess Ecstasia Itou of the nation of Chiyodaku has brought them to… a fantasy world that has used magic to make itself as much a clone of Japan as it can, despite also having elves, dwarves, and dragons. They’re even adapting the Japanese court system… but unfortunately, they need a real judge rather than the princess and her magical lie detector. They especially need this as the former hero is on trial for murder… and he insists he’s guilty.

I have so many questions. If you’re going to have Tsukasa regress (physically and mentally) to fifteen years old, why *explicitly* say “except for her breasts, they stay adult”? There is a stressed-out elf girl (ticks box), a stoic maid who also is super strong and falls for the hero almost instantly (ticks box), a wily fox girl who acts older than her five years old (ticks box), but these are used just as character types, nothing is done with them at all. As I noted above, the actual case they’re brought there to try, which ends up showing an immature king who’s forced to take over from his late father stubbornly ruining the lives of the hero’s party who saved the world, their decades-long struggle afterwards, and the hero’s traumatic survivor’s guilt making him suicidal, is a terrific plot… that jars horribly with everything else in this book. Lastly, the “copy paste” gimmick feels like utterly lazy writing, and utterly lazy worldbuilding. Both in universe and out of it.

This appears to have only been two volumes and cancelled in Japan, but had a manga announced last year, so I assume an anime is imminent. But honestly, unless you really love cliches, just play Phoenix Wright.