Earl and Fairy: Awaiting a Moonlit Elopement

By Mizue Tani and Asako Takaboshi. Released in Japan as “Hakushaku to Yōsei” by Shueisha Cobalt Bunko. Released in North America by J-Novel Heart. Translated by Alexandra Owen-Burns.

Sometimes I don’t read the blurbs before I start a volume, particularly if it’s a series I’ve been reading for a while. As a result, I came into this book not knowing that it was a short story volume. This is good and bad in some ways. It allows for less complicated narratives that better show off the two leads, and can also venture into other areas, such as Lydia’s pre-Edgar life. (All but the last short story were collected elsewhere, and the prologue was the first thing the author ever wrote for the series at all.) On the down side, without a big, action-packed and terrifying narrative to drive everything, we can sometimes be reminded a bit TOO much how irritatingly smug and possessive Edgar is, and how annoyingly naive and stubborn Lydia is. Fortunately, they’re only really at their worst in one of the short stories featured in this volume. So, of course, that particular story is the one that was used for the volume’s subtitle. Sigh.

There are five short stories in this book. 1) Before the events of the main series, a Lydia who’s just starting out meets a violinist plagued by a fairy, and makes a foolish decision that will need to be fixed by the man she’s trying to save. 2) We learn how Lydia first met Kelpie, as she helps to reunite Kelpie’s bookish brother with an elderly woman who romanced him in her youth; 3) Edgar takes Lydia to the opera, and they deal with a flower girl whose daisies are telling very accurate fortunes; 4) Lydia, having just read an exciting romance novel about a couple eloping, finds a young man being troubled by a lhiannan-shee, and decides to get involved despite Edgar, accurately, saying this is incredibly shady; 5) After the events of the 6th book, we see Edgar in London and Lydia in Scotland, both lonely at Christmastime.

The first three stories are all various shades of ‘pretty good’. The fourth annoyed me the most, as Lydia is even more naive than usual, which of course requires Edgar to be more possessive than usual, and they reinforce both their worst habits, especially as Lydia is still the sort of girl who will stubbornly jump off a cliff if Edgar tells her it’s a bad idea. That said, Lydia has heroine plot armor, unbeknownst to both of them, and therefore, of course, her naive ideas of romance and eloping turn out to be correct after all. The best story in the book is the final one, especially on Edgar’s side, as it shows him trying his best to try to fall for some other girl so he can let Lydia go and not involve her in his drama and failing miserably. The climax of the story, where fairy magic brings the two of them together for a brief period,. is the most romantic this series has gotten to date.

Next time we likely should get back to the main plot. Will we get Lydia firmly admitting her feelings with no backsies? That’s less likely. Will Edgar stop flirting with every single girl in London as part of his schemes? Even less likely.

How I Swapped Places with the Villainess, Beat Up Her Fiancé, and Found True Love, Vol. 1

By BlueBlue and Meiji Anno. Released in Japan as “Danzai Sareteiru Akuyaku Reijou to Irekawatte Konyakusha-tachi wo Buttobashitara, Dekiai ga Matteimashita” by M Novels f. Released in North America by Cross Infinite World. Translated by JCT.

There are good elements to this book, which I promise I’ll get to later. But for the most part, as I was reading this I found myself thinking ‘we’ve finally hit the era of generic villainess books’. It’s boilerplate, and most things that it does do well (such as our heroine beating up her problems) are done better in other, more famous series and also ignored for the majority of the book. It features a super evil “heroine” character, which I have grown very bored with – if you’re going to be evil, you’d better at least be as interesting as Lilia. But the most annoying part of the book may be how easy it is. Everyone immediately figures out the problem and comes up with a solution. Our main character is overpowered. And mostly it’s just her friends doing a Noel Coward play while the heroine fumes. This book suffers from being smug.

You know how this begins. Truck-kun. After our main character is killed saving a mother and child from a truck at the cost of her own life, she meets a goddess who has a deal to make for her. She was killed by accident, so can’t be reincarnated in Japan. But fortunately there’s a bad situation in another world. Alexandra Vistriano is in a time loop. She has been betrayed by her friends and fiance, exiled, and brutally murdered four times now, and it’s about to be five. Her soul is so damaged by despair that she’s at risk of being lost forever. Could the main character, who grew up learning karate and is a bit of a tomboy, step into the villainess’ place? Of course! The new Alexandra has no issue beating the crap out of everyone trying to exile and betray her. That said… when she does that, time loops AGAIN, and Alexandra has to do everything for a sixth time.

I did mention the good things. There are some plot conceits I quite liked involving the time loops, which also help explain one of the book’s biggest and most ludicrous handwaves, the amulets of protection. I also really loved Alexandra finally snapping at the end of the book and screaming at Celette for everything she’d done, expressing sheer horror and disbelief that she could possibly be so cruel and uncaring. It felt earned. That said… the rest of the book feels too easy. Since Alexandra has her past life memories, AND she now has a ton more magic power thanks to the reincarnation, this particular loop mostly consists of the heroine failing over and over again and everyone sneering at her. Also, the main love interest is, well, a jealous and obsessive stalker, and YMMV with those types – I just read one two days ago in the other October CIW debut, so was less forgiving this time around.

And of course, one more common villainess book cliche – despite wrapping up all its plotlines in the first volume, there are four more. For completists only.

A Pale Moon Reverie, Vol. 3

By Kuji Furumiya and Teruko Arai. Released in Japan as “Tsuki no Shirosa o Shirite Madoromu” by DRE Novels. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by Jason Li.

The third volume of this series, as with the previous two, is very much concerned with people who are trying to control other people vs. people who want to live their lives freely, and it’s not a surprise that we’re very much on the free side. The bulk of the first two-thirds of this volume involves fighting against a god who really wants to have Sari do what he says, and is quite content to blow everything up if he can’t do that. We also have Xixu, hemmed in by his royal blood and his diligence to duty, who needs to be almost killed and possessed himself before he and Sari finally agree to make the choice we’ve been waiting almost 1000 pages for them to make. Even the last third, an epilogue, features a bunch of slave traders kidnapping people, or blackmailing them into evil. At the end of the book, one open ending has an antagonist, no longer being blackmailed, simply leave the city, unsure how to be free. Sometimes control can feel safer.

There’s war in other countries, but it hasn’t quite hit Irede yet. Unfortunately, as a result of the fight she had in the last volume, Sari accidentally left behind a pool of blood for the enemy to find – which the enemy can now use to essentially create a number of brainwashed assassins. A much more down to earth problem is that there’s a new guy showing up to the Pale Moon every day, and he wants to go to bed with Sari, and he is not taking no for an answer. And of course there’s Vas, now possessed by a God and very interested in making Sari give up her humanity and making Xixu dead. It’s becoming increasingly apparent that most everything that’s been happening to date is the god’s doing. As a result, it’s probably a very good thing that, after a bit more pouting and self-deprecation, our couple are finally ready to BE a couple.

So yes, spoiling the one question that everyone who’s read the first two volumes has, they do indeed have sex. Indeed, it’s possibly the most awkward first time ever, as due to all the machinations of the plot that have been going on, it also involves some death and resurrection. Which feels very fitting in a book with so many gods going on. Xixu remains the same awkward but heroic guy he’s always been, but it’s really striking how much Sari comes alive after she’s finally chosen Xixu as her life partner. The Epilogue section in particular shows her fully in control, kicking eight kinds of ass, and freezing bad guys in ice and then shattering them to bits. She’s gotten over her worries. I also liked the plucky young royal we saw here, introduced as a theoretical threat but in reality that’s defused almost immediately and she proves to be a savvy businesswoman with a good head on her shoulders – which is good, because she gets abducted. Abductions happen a lot in this series.

Fans of Kuji Furumiya should read this, of course, but it’s also a good read for those who are sick of isekai RPG-style fantasy and want something different. It also has a lot of cool sword fights, magic battles, and giant snakes. I loved reading it. And hey, a lot less death than I was expecting!