By a Twist of Fate, I’m Attending the Royal Academy in Disguise, Vol. 2

By Ringo and Tsukasa Satsuki. Released in Japan as “Wake Atte, Hensō Shite Gakuen ni Sennyū Shiteimasu” by PASH! Books. Released in North America by Cross Infinite World. Translated by Alex Castor.

The proliferation of both isekai series (which take place in a sort of vague middle-late European setting) and villainess series (which usually are more “Edwardian England”) means that we have a lot of writers who are fascinated with the concept of nobility and how it works. And trust me, most writers think it works – they are not here to revolutionize the world. Usually there’s a token evil noble, who tends to be either unattractive, stupid, or both, and they are so over the top evil that it makes all the other nobles look better. We get two of those here, both blonde women. That said, our heroine is a commoner who is (sorry to spoil) going to end up with the prince, so she has to learn why noble mannerisms are important and what they are meant to convey… and as a result, realizes why she was bullied at school. Which, if I’m being honest, makes me tilt my head and say “really?”.

This volume is neatly divided into two. the first part starts where the last left off, with Cesia being set up to take the fall for Marcus’ evil fiancee, who it turns out is far more evil than everyone was expecting. She manages to escape, and holes up with the help of Maria/Marcus (still probably the best part of this series – the resolution works here, and it’s telling that after it happens we never see Maria again). Eventually, by Marcus being incredibly stupid on purpose, they are able to save the day, and Cesia and Marcus are finally able to confess. Of course, Cesia is still a commoner, but they can do something about that – she’s saved enough nobles that one is willing to make her a baroness. Unfortunately, she and Marcus are reckoning without two people who really don’t want to see them married. One is very subtle and clever. The other… is not.

The “you were bullied for your own good” thing rankled on me a bit, but there were other parts of the story I liked. Cesia’s over-serious nature and tendency to blame herself for not being perfect meshes perfectly with the way she grew up, and I appreciated Marcus realizing that and seeing that family was absolutely what she needed. There was also the delightfully silly way Cesia’s “crime” was resolved, – it wasn’t silly how she was punished, of course, but it definitely was silly how our overly serious girl never realized that she was punished at all. The family of her evil duplicate was forced to pay a hefty fine, which no one told her, and she was under house arrest for three months – which she was told was a study camp, and no one bothered to clarify it. Given that she’s one of the most serious of the “villainess” protagonists we’ve met, this was likely for the best.

This ends with this volume, which is good – if nothing else, the title is even sillier in this second volume, which takes place years after those events.

Ascendance of a Bookworm: I’ll Do Anything to Become a Librarian!, Part 5: Avatar of a Goddess, Vol. 12

By Miya Kazuki and You Shiina. Released in Japan as “Honzuki no Gekokujou: Shisho ni Naru Tame ni wa Shudan wo Erandeiraremasen” by TO Books. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by quof.

And so, with the exception of more short story volumes and the Hannelore-driven sequel, we come to the end of Ascendance of a Bookworm, a long but mostly very satisfying series. This volume is a victory lap, with the actual danger to our heroine dealt with in the first 50 pages or so, leaving the rest of the book to have engagements, elevations to Aub, saying goodbye to everyone and moving into the new digs. And Rozemyne is now going to get married to Ferdinand, which both of them are very comfortable with keeping as a familiar rather than romantic marriage, even if literally everyone else in the book, as well as the author, disagrees with them. I mean, I’d love for my asexual Rozemyne headcanon to be confirmed, but the implication at the end of this book seems to be “once she grows up, she’ll change her mind”, which eh. She’s theoretically mentally 40, something the author I thing tends to forget at times. Anyway.

We pick up where we left off, with Rozemyne desperately draining all her god mana and trying not to die. After this, Ferdinand takes her on a tour of her memories, via the events he was present for, which succeeds in restoring them. Including the fear of feystones, but we can’t have everything, and she’s getting better. Now it’s time to find those in Ahrensbach who weren’t on Detlinde’s side and tell them who their new Aub is, punish those who WERE on Detlinde’s side, prepare for Alexandria to be Rozemyne’s new library city, move in there along with… well, some of her retinue (poor Judithe, though I don’t blame her father), and say goodbye to everyone else in Ehrenfest. And then, in a lovely epilogue, she gets to once again meet up with her original family as Myne, because now that she’s Aub of a new city any previously made contracts can suck it. (Even the narrative voice calls her Myne again, which I liked.)

There were a ton of little scenes that I really liked, which is typical with “victory lap” ending novels. Rozemyne’s heart to heart with Elvira, as well as explaining to Aurelia that no, she will not have to be executed just for being related to the other terrorists. (We see Aurelia’s face!) She has a nice conversation with Florencia, who I honestly wished had more to do throughout, and a great scene with her siblings, showing Wilfried once again being annoying but also getting right to the heart of the matter. Even Delia gets a sendoff, as Rozemyne basically says no, you won’t see Dirk again ever, so be Big Sister to the other orphans going forward. This is not a “forgive and forget” world, as much as Rozemyne does her best. Sometimes the dumb things you do when you’re 12 years old define your entire life. Oh, and Eckhart and Angelica have the most boring “let’s get engaged again” ever. Totally in character, it was great.

Oh yes, “I *am* the precedent!” goes in everyone’s top 5 Bookworm lines.

I will deeply miss Rozemyne, Ferdinand, and company. I was also sad that Hannelore did not appear in this at all, but she does have the spinoff, where I’m sure she’ll be happy and have everything go her way. Right?

Dagashi-ya Yahagi: Setting Up a Sweets Shop in Another World, Vol. 1

By Bunzaburou Nagano and Neruzo Nemaki. Released in Japan as “Dagashiya Yahagi: Isekai ni Shutten Shimasu” by Earth Star Novels. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by Mizuki Sakamoto.

Every time I come across a “slow life” light novel series that actually *is* slow life, I get thrown off, and I have to recalibrate the way I’m reading it. I spent most of the first half of this book thinking “wow, this is moving at a crawl, and nothing’s really happening”, and that’s the POINT. There have been so many “trying to be slow life” novels published over here that they’ve almost taken over the genre. You know, where the hero decides that he’s just going to set up a shop, or run a farm, but then suddenly halfway through the book he’s got to defeat the demon lord, that sort of thing. This is not that kind of book. Yahagi is here to sell penny candy, and he’s going to sell it. Oh, he does gain new cool powers. His candy stock gets expanded, and he really takes off when he can sell cheap Gundam models that can move via mana. But, the climax of the plot? Is mostly handled by other people.

We’re barely told how Yahagi dies (truck, of course) at age 25. He ends up in essentially a “next life” waiting room, where he’s told that he’s not going to be the hero, or even a basic-ass mage, but he’s going to a fantasy world where he will be a dagashi-ya. Which means he sells cheap candy for ten yen, etc. He’s then dumped there as is, and finds he can create a store out of nowhere, but by store I mean “stand”. And he has no money. And nowhere to live. Fortunately, it turns out that his cheap candies actually give stat boosts, so he attracts the attention of a couple of cute young adventurers. And as he sells more stuff, his stand gets bigger and he gets more products. This also gains the interest of a “shinigami”, who is wearing a mask and cloak but seems to like the chocolate, and also seems to be very attached to Yahagi. Especially after he looks at a wanted poster of the Great Witch Michelle, and states she looks beautiful and is his type. Who could this mystery shinigami be?

This is a decent read, though anyone expecting originality or depth is reading the wrong series. And honestly I’m not sure I’d want those things in a series like this. The book namechecks Do You Love Your Mom?, KonoSuba and Danmachi in the first two pages, so it’s clearly geared towards otaku. The witch/love interest, Michelle, is what is usually less than politely termed a yandere, though it’s a mild version that mostly involves vague threats, with actual curses reserved for people who are genuinely terrible rather than just “making eyes at my man”. The romance in the book is sweet, though given Michelle spends most of the volume disguised as a man, there’s a lot of “OMG are they gay?” from Meryl and Mira, the other two main cast members. And, as I said, the main plot of this book, while it does involve Michelle and Yahagi, is not really resolved by either of them. Though there’s a sequel hook, of course.

So yeah, this is exactly what it says on the tin. Slow life. Lots of otaku references. A few boobs references. The implication there might be sex but there ends up being no sex. Fans of this sort of thing will enjoy it.