The Frugal Priestess Becomes a Saint

November 1, 2024 by Leave a Comment

By Hanami Nishine and Suzuka Oda. Released in Japan as “Isekai kara Seijo wo Yobe to Muchaburisareta Shinkan wa, Cost Performance no Tsugou de Seijo ni Naru” by Muchu Bunko Aletta. Released in North America by Cross Infinite World. Translated by Kashi Kamitoma.

I always like it when a book hits all the things I enjoy, though sometimes I have to remind myself that it’s fine because it’s fiction. The main romance here works because a) despite even the publisher labeling the Crown Prince a yandere, he’s very careful to go so far and no farther, so he gets to be extremely possessive and give chilly looks to everyone else, but around the girl he loves he’s a total soppy sweetheart. b) Fiona, our heroine, is as oblivious as a bag of things that don’t know they’re hammers, but because she’s so serious and dedicated, it’s refreshing. She lacks the ditzy quality we frequently see from this type, and it’s also very clear why she’s like this – she’s been carefully kept in a gilded cage for the last ten years. The reason for that, frankly, is not a mystery to the reader, but it is to her.

Fiona Everett is a talented priestess and aide to the pontiff. Unfortunately, the King has demanded that they summon a saint, mostly as the country next door has summoned one and he really wants to keep up with the Joneses. They already tried to summon a saint ten years ago, but it failed, and summoning one again will cost a great deal of time, manpower, and MONEY. So Fiona has an idea. Since saints traditionally have black hair, a rarity in this kingdom, and Fiona also has black hair, why doesn’t she says the spirit of the saint possessed her and she can act as a fake saint? The crown prince and the pontiff seem to go along with this pretty easily. Honestly, a bit too easily. And because Fiona is an overly serious, bookish sort, she’s decided she is the Saint of Cost Performance, balancing the books so that we see a lot more fixed bridges and a lot fewer replacement wigs.

So yeah, not to spoil too much, but Fiona actually has no memories from before she was ten years old, where she was taken in by the pontiff and also when the crown prince started doting on her. It does not take a brain surgeon to figure out the big secret everyone is covering up. The best part of the book is how the writing keeps Fiona both likeable and powerful without having to back off on her not understanding why Linus is kissing her hair, going with her wherever she goes, and having her sleep in his lap when she’s exhausted. This is played for humor, mostly in the coments from everyone around them who cannot believe she doesn’t get it, and it really is funny. Everyone calls Linus a sexual harrasser, which is true in terms of the letter of the law, I suppose, but it’s not as if Fiona ever tells him to stop either. Basically, she’s unconsciously in love with him the entire book. We also do meet another saint from a different country, who manages to be an absolute terror and makes me very happy Fiona decidedly does NOT regain her memories at the end of the book.

It’s also only one volume long, so even the series is cost-effective! If you can put up with clueless but studious heroines and handsy, possessive (but not sadistic) princes, this is a must read. Also, it has Fiona solve a problem by slapping someone in the face over and over and over again, which was glorious and I now want that in every book I read.

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Demons’ Crest, Vol. 2

October 31, 2024 by Leave a Comment

By Reki Kawahara and Yukiko Horiguchi. Released in Japan by Dengeki Bunko. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by James Balzer.

I’ve mentioned before that I am not a gamer, and what this means that most of what I know about MMORPGs and the like comes from these sorts of light novels. As you can imagine, what this has mostly ended up doing is filling me with a deep desire not to game. Because man, gaming can be boring. Or at least, gaming can be boring if it’s being written by Reki Kawahara. Usually I have no issues with his action scenes, but that’s mostly as they’re being taken care of by characters I’ve known for ten years. But this is a new series that unfortunately is not really doing as many different things as I’d like (he says in the afterword that this is basically the SAO game system but with character classes added), and so, like so many, other light novels of this type, it reads like the author wants us to read their weekly gaming log. There’s a plot in this, which may possibly be intriguing. But we get less of it this time.

Sawa has a secret to tell everyone, which is that she is, in fact, possessed by a demon. Unfortunately, the demon only has a few minutes to tell them what they have to do next: go back into the game itself and find their childhood friend Nagi, who is still inside it. When they do so, they find that the game is a lot more realistic than it had been when they were just playing it for fun, and also that Nagi may in fact be trapped by one of the big bads, which requires them to essentially sneak in and perform a series of near-impossible tasks to get anywhere near Nagi. And this doesn’t even get into the fact that there are various other bad guys trying to stop them. And even if they do find Nagi and get back to reality, reality still sucks at the moment. Fortunately, they do have the help of the handsome playboy (well, for a 12-year-old) Niki.

There is a rather interesting plot way at the back of this. Sawa is not the only one possessed by a demon – in fact, the entire cast may each have a demon inside of them, relating to Solomon’s Demons, a popular thing in games. And, of course, the demons are quite different from the kids they inhabit, which could possibly lead some of them into betraying their friends. I’m definitely more interested in this than I am in Sugamo, who is still trying to do his own little Lord of the Flies and establish that he’s the best and everyone else needs to be executed (we all know that’s where he’s headed). As for the game world, when they’re wandering around a town and interacting with suddenly interesting NPCs, it’s fine. But most of it, as I said, is battles that don’t advance the plot beyond “they win after struggling”.

The third volume of this series comes out in Japan next week, so it will be a bit, and perhaps I will forget how much this bored me before it comes out. This sentence is here to jog my memory. Stick to Kawahara’s other series.

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Reign of the Seven Spellblades: Side of Fire

October 30, 2024 by Leave a Comment

By Bokuto Uno and Ruria Miyuki. Released in Japan as “Nanatsu no Maken ga Shihai suru Side of Fire – Rengoku no Ki” by Dengeki Bunko. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Andrew Cunningham.

This does not have a ‘1’ on the cover, and the book ends with the words “The End”. That said, I would not be remotely surprised if we get another volume of this prequel/side story. It’s a book that serves to show off some of the more popular supporting cast before the events of the main series, but it’s also there to remind us that Kimberly Academy did not begin when Nanao and Oliver arrived – and, in fact, the reason that they are able to do as well as they are is because the way was paved. It was paved by Alvin Godfrey, of course. And he has his own close-knit group of friends (though not, it has to be said, quite as close knit as our main cast), all of whom we have seen before, and some of whom are now dead. It’s also an opportunity to see the teachers as caring (to a point) educators, and not the next people Oliver has to kill.

Alvin Godfrey is having a bad time. His magic is rather pathetic, and his father resolves to disown him unless he gets into a magic academy. He proceeds to take 18 exams, and fail 17 of them. But it’s Kimberly, the most prestigious, that accepts him, as they see what he can’t – that he’s been taught wrong from an early age, and that he is, in reality, far more powerful than he’d ever expect. As we see his first and then second year, he realizes how much he hates the current student environment, and how he’s going to change it by the power of being really nice and helping people. Fortunately, he has his androgynous best friend Carlos, the always angry but also righteous Lesedi, temperamental and unhinged poison maker Tim, and abused and bullied Ophelia. Can they change the academy?

I admit I did wonder if this would take in everything we’d seen from the main books in its one volume, and thus was watching Ophelia carefully. But about halfway through I realized that it wasn’t going to end quite that far ahead, so I was pleased to have it read like… well, honestly, like the main series. Alvin and company are trained by Kevin Walker to survive in the Labyrinth, and they get help (but not too much) from Vera Miligan. And, frankly, the fact that in the main series Ophelia has become an antagonist is something that could still easily happen in the main series, given Katie’s subplot. Oliver may have his Great Cause, and I get that, but he’s not special – there are other protagonists in their own story. I also liked the climax, where we discover that sometimes you can’t assign meaning and definition to everything. It doesn’t quite say “shit happens”, but the thought is there, and it allows someone to be saved, if not to survive.

All this plus another reminder of how well-hung Leoncio is, in case you forgot which series you were reading. Fans of the books will definitely want to get this.

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