Private Tutor to the Duke’s Daughter: The Star Rod, Herald of Dawn

By Riku Nanano and cura. Released in Japan as “Koujo Denka no Kateikyoushi” by Fujimi Fantasia Bunko. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by William Varteresian.

Last volume I started with the plot synopsis to avoid instant spoilers, but there’s no need for that here. The last volume featured several big surprises, not least of which was Lydia taking a curse meant for Allen and almost dying, a state that she pretty much stays in this entire book, so Lydia lovers may be a bit sad. (Good news about the next in the series, fear not.) But again, I think we were all expecting that. We were also expecting Allen’s reaction, and the theme of this book is that everyone knows what he’s going to do, they just have to figure out when he’ll do it and bring enough firepower to stop him. Allen’s never met a problem he won’t solve on his own by trying to sacrifice his own life, after all. They can read him like a book, despite his best poker face. Also, as it turns out he’s just like Lydia, really. When faced with her possible death, he also goes bonkers. Just… politely.

The author says the cover is a contrast to Tina on the cover of the first book, and certainly the climax of the story shows how far she’s come, both in terms of overall magic power and in terms of strategic thinking. (Admittedly, I think much of the strategy was Stella.) She is technically the second protagonist, so her doing cool things is welcome. No worries for Tina haters, though, she gets the first half of the book, where she’s so naive that she gets called a sucker by a great elemental. I also joked online about this biggest shock of the book being Ellie doing something, but she also gets more than once chance to be awesome. I really appreciated Allen trying to distract Ellie by mentioning her mother is actually alive, and her response being “fantastic but I’m going to stop you anyway”. And the other main heroines (bar Lydia, obviously) all get nice bits to do and show up near the end (bar Stella, Lily, and Cheryl, who are on “don’t let Lydia die” watch.)

The series remains a breezy, fun read, but its flaws are still its flaws. This series has a monstrous, gigantic cast, and you’re supposed to remember everyone. And just in case you don’t, the characters make sure to use everyone’s full name, nickname and job title whenever they meet them, just so that you can update your boards with little pins in them. The characters spend any time that they’re not having wacky romantic hijinks praising each other to the skies, to the point where it starts to get annoying. I love Ellie, don’t get me wrong, but I don’t need the entire cast to tell me how awesome she is. As for what they say about Allen, I can think of an appropriate metaphor, but I’ll keep this clean. It’s why this series will always be fun but not great.

Still, good news, Lydia fans! No, not her eventual return in Book 21, though I’m pretty sure that happens too. But we’re getting a Volume 0, taking place during Allen and Lydia’s time at the academy. Will we finally see the backstory that’s been hinted for so long? (This came out in Japan at the same time as Book 20, but you know North American publishing doesn’t work that way.)

Once Upon a Witch’s Death: The Curtain Rises on a Neverending Story

By Saka and Chorefuji. Released in Japan as “Aru Majo ga Shinu Made: Hateshinai Monogatari no Maku ga Agaru” by DENGEKI no Shin Bungei. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Megan Turner.

I guess I should start with something of a content warning. If you are deeply religious… well, you’re likely not reading Japanese light novels. But it did not escape my attention that a large chunk of this book gives the word “messianic” a whole new meaning. To be fair, Meg Raspberry being the greatest thing since sliced bread is not new to this series. However, she’s taking her act on the road now, and there’s a section in the Middle East where we learn about an all-loving savior who used prayer to heal the world. Named Asura, so we’re mixing and matching mythology here, and I guess I should be grateful he wasn’t explicitly called Jesus. Suffice it to say, though, Meg manages to do everything he did and even more, and saves the world to an even greater extent. It is a bit ridiculous, to be frank, and my “folks who hate OP don’t read this” warning should now be extended to “folks who hate literal miracle working.”

(See, even the cover is religious-tinged.) After the events of the last book, Meg is something of a celebrity among the Witch community. Back home, though, she’s not having a good time, being plagued by prophetic nightmares that are interrupting her sleep. Also, Faust invites Eldora to their home, and Meg discovers that Eldora was once Faust’s apprentice and daughter surrogate as well… and also learns much darker secrets. Now she and Faust are all awkward around each other so it’s great timing that she’s asked by Bennett, the Head Witch, to go on a tour of war-torn battlefields to use the emotional magic that she showed off in order to help save lives and heal the land. She agrees, mostly as this tour will end in Orloff, the country she was born in, laid waste and destroyed by… the witch Eldora.

Lest you worry this is all drama and tragedy, there is still a heaping helping of Meg being incredibly bubbly and annoying, and hitting on women while she continues to talk about a harem of hot guys. That said, the bulk of this book is to expand Meg’s world. She visits places where you have to prioritize which lives to save, and it’s no surprise that “the poor” is lowest on the list. She goes to places where a tree, much like the one she dealt with in the second book, has leeched all life and hope from the land, and the country’s religion is reduced to thievery. And she goes to Orloff, filled with the crystallized corpses of the country’s people, including Meg’s mother (who she finds a bit ridiculously easily, but hey, I’ll handwave it.) This is all well and good, but there’s also ominous foreshadowing. She’s got about 100 tears of joy to collect with 50 days to go, but I think the reader pretty much has figured out that there’s one witch who won’t survive the next book, and it’s not Meg. What is Faust planning, besides trying to assuage her guilt by any means necessary?

I’m really enjoying this series, and the next volume will be the finale. For those who like witches who are full of themselves but absolutely can back up their talk.

Re: ZERO ~Starting Life in Another World~ Short Story Collection, Vol. 5

By Tappei Nagatsuki and Makoto Fugetsu. Released in Japan as “Re: Zero Kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu: Tanpenshuu” by MF Bunko J. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Sarah Moon.

I tend to enjoy these collections quite a bit, mostly as they are the exact opposite of a “let’s just throw together all the bookstore exclusives” short story collections we see from other light novel series. Most of these were taken from my nemesis Monthly Comic Alive, to be fair, but they are very much canon to the main series, and the author uses them to give us characterization and backstory that they can’t put into the main series itself. It also teases future events, or ties in with the present volume coming out in Japan. Basically, much like the Index series, you don’t need to consult the wiki, but it sure helps. It also allows for lighter fare, as I’m fairly certain that, while there are certainly stories dealing with death and tragedy, we are unlikely to have the main series’ own struggles here. It’s fun to see the gang. Especially if we haven’t actually seen them in about two years or so.

We’re down to three short stories this time around, and glory be, none of them have Priscilla. 1) About 4 years before the start of the series, we see Ferris learning healing magic from the foremost authority in the land… though he’s also an eccentric weirdo who Ferris doesn’t get on with. When his teacher is murdered, Ferris and Crusch try to figure out who the killer is. (published between Book 8 & 9) 2) About 9 years before the start of the series, Anastasia is trying to get the guardian of the three cats she met in the previous SS story she was in to join her, which accidentally ends up with her foiling a robbery/assassination and making a compact with a fox spirit who we all know well from the 6th arc. (published between Book 16 & 17, i.e. well before the 6th arc.) 3) A little while after the 4th arc, Otto is directed to visit his family, and Subaru and Garfiel come along. They not only find his younger brother, who is a vet, but also Otto finds a familiar face from the previous short story book, and they take on a dangerous spirit… but is it evil? (Published right before this book came out in Japan, i.e. with Book 21.)

As I said, all these stories are good in and of themselves, but also serve to jog our memory and plant seeds. The Ferris story reminds us of the close, deep bond that he, Crusch and Fourier all had for each other at this point in the story, and therefore reminds us of the tragedy to come. We also get to see more of Heinkel being the most hateful person in the entire series… though we’re also shown a big reason why, and you can see why it’s driven him to drunken fury. We get to see Anastasia’s stubbornness and greed, but also her intelligence and compassion, and it’s clear exactly why Echidna (no, not that one) saw something in her. As for the Otto story, I suspect maybe too many people were asking when Otto was gonna marry the cute girl he met in the last SS book he featured in? This author doesn’t usually torpedo ships, but it’s pretty clear that they see Otto’s value in being unlucky in general, and having a cute girl in love with him would only get in the way.

Next time we’ll get more of “the idiot” trio, as well as Rem and Ram, but we also introduce exclusive side story characters! re: Zero fans, of course, will want this. Non-Re: Zero fans will not.