A Certain Magical Index NT, Vol. 6

By Kazumi Kamachi and Kiyotaka Haimura. Released in Japan as “Shinyaku To Aru Majutsu no Index” by Dengeki Bunko. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Alice Prowse.

It is something of a shame that the light novels in this series don’t get any love in North America – well, at least the official releases, I’m sure hardcore Index fans are still swearing by the fan TL as they check out Genesis Index’s latest volume. They may be full of gobbledegook, posturing, and sophistry, but they’re very entertaining despite all that. In particular, before I started this review I glanced at my review of the previous book. First I got sad, as I realized we’re down to twice a year, so this gets even further behind the thirteen years it’s already behind Japan. Then I was amused, as I saw all my predictions about what was happening with Touma and what would be happening here, and boy was I wrong. As it turns out, Thor has the right idea, and Touma is not going to be undergoing any character development to become nuanced and realistic. He is a shonen manga hero, and this is a shonen manga series, in prose form. Just punch things righteously, dummy.

We pick up where we left off, with everything in chaos. Touma’s trying to run around and solve everything despite having been shot, and his gunshot wound keeps reopening. Mugino is being confronted with the corpse of her old teammate back from the dead, and … well, it’s Mugino, so you should know that wasn’t really going to work on her. Sorry, Frenda fans, she’s still dead. Accelerator is having to deal with the return of Kakine, who has discovered psychological warfare really works on someone as guilt-ridden as Accelerator is. Kakine’s bug-shaped minions are also chasing after Last Order, Fremea, Hamazura, Takitsubo, and Yoshikawa, an odd little combination. Fräulein Kreutune is going mad because she’s trying not to eat brains and failing. And, most importantly, it’s a cameo from Shokuhou Misaki! She’s in the novels at last! For about a page.

Given that I was very unhappy with Kakine’s return in the last book, I cannot begin to explain how delighted I am with Rhinoceros Beetle 05. Index has already dabbled in “clones of the original gain their own sentience and do different things” with the Misakas, of course, but this is even more old-school shonen, the minion who turns good and risks his very life and soul defending the girls from his former allies. I cheered this whole plotline. I also smiled awkwardly at Touma. His fighting had indeed gotten a lot more clever and analytical, and his idea on how to resolve Fräulein Kreutune’s issue is brilliant. But that has nothing to do with his HEART! It’s all about GUTS! And so yeah, Touma saves the girl, because that is what Touma does. He also has a big shonen “let’s hit each other with fists till we pass out” fight with Thor, who manages to be even MORE shonen. It’s kinda dumb, but you’ll be grinning.

Did I mention there’s a festival? There is! Next time, all the magic folks have gone home for now, so it’s time for an All-Science side book. I’ll keep reading it, even as the ending will likely come out here after I die.

Who Killed the Hero?, Vol. 3

By Daken and toi8. Released in Japan as “Dare ga Yuusha wo Koroshita ka” by Kadokawa Sneaker Bunko. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Kim Morrissy.

This was well-written, and I enjoyed it, but I have to say that diminishing returns are starting to set in. I am wondering how many times we can go to the well of what it means to be a hero, and how many times we’re going to get a clever identity twist. The bulk of this book is written knowing that the reader will be trying to “work out” what is happening, so there are lots of false clues and real clues scattered throughout. More importantly, though, we’re back with the cast of the first book, and we get to see what they were like as they started out on their journey. Unsurprisingly, the answer is “not great”. They’re abrasive, strong, and somewhat rotten personalities, with the exception of Ares, and he feels like he’s unable to corral them because they’re all so much better than he is. The real plot of this book may be fixing that mindset, which he does thanks to a real swell guy.

In a prologue, we see a princess open a coffin whose contents surprise her. We then cut to Zack, who is walking the city during a memorial festival when he is accosted by the same princess, who asks a very pointed question: Did he kill her brother? We then flash back to Ares and his team setting off to kill the demon lord, passing through Ludonia, where they can get some experience killing monsters and working as a team. Which they need, as they’re horrible at working as a team, mostly as Leon, Maria and Solon dislike each other intensely. Almost wiped out by an ambush, they’re rescued by Carlos, the prince of Ludonia – and the country’s hero, who defends it from demons, and who has an entourage that worships the ground he wanks on. Compared to Carlos, Ares is just this guy, you know? Still, unsurprisingly with this series, there’s more going on than what’s on the surface.

Ares remains the best part of this book. He and the author clearly define hero the same way, but there are others who see “hero” the same way you would define “savior” or “messiah”, and that’s a problem, especially when you have two heroes in the same castle. We also hear about shapeshifters, who can supposedly disguise themselves perfectly as a friend or ally, but who may or may not exist. It should not surprise anyone to learn that we are led to believe a certain thing about the traitorous shapeshifter, then have it go another way, and then have it go a mysterious third way. I felt Carlos’ story was very strong, although not as strong as Ares’. If there’s a weakness in the book it’s Erena, Carlos’ sister and the princess I mentioned earlier. She doesn’t get much to do for plot reasons, and the ending, which is meant to be more ambiguous and less triumphant than the first two books, also reads a bit like the author had hit a word limit.

There’s apparently a fourth book in the series just out in Japan, so apparently we can go to the well at least once more. I did enjoy reading this, but I would like the author to move on to other series, perhaps. Don’t overegg the pudding.

Imperial Reincarnation: I Came, I Saw, I Survived, Vol. 6

By Masekinokatasa and Kaito Shinobu. Released in Japan as “Tenseishitara Koutei deshita: Umarenagara no Koutei wa Konosaki Ikinokoreru ka?” by TO Books. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by Gwendolyn Warner.

The author indicates, in the afterword, that they are already not a fan of harem series, and now that Carmine has a wife and two concubines they do not plan to add any more to the pile. This is a great shame, because in the same afterword the author talks about how much they love writing strong female characters, and we get another one here who is absolutely magnificent. Last time we introduced fantasy Mei Hatsume, this time we get a successful version of Leeroy Jenkins. She’s a Count, she was raised as a boy (though thinks of herself as a girl), she is fantastic at battle but kinda dumb about everything else, and she thinks Carmine is the best thing since sliced bread. She’s ready to fight and die for him. Which is good, as everyone keeps trying to attack his Empire. Carmine will need Leeroy-chan, as well as Mei Hatsume, even though he finds it really hard to deal with both.

The volume divides neatly into two parts. The first half is all politics and strategy, as Carmine has the weddings for his other two brides while also feeling out all the envoys and representatives from other countries who came to them and seeing what they’re after. He does this even during his wedding night, much to the displeasure of a pouting but underage Nadine, who has to fall asleep on the bed. He meets a foreign prince, who seems difficult to deal with, a creepy mind-controlling noble, who seems VERY difficult to deal with, and also has to deal with the “I’m just a moe blob” merchant we met a few books ago, who is most definitely NOT a moe blob. In the second half of the book, Carmine takes his army out on the road again, to defend the Empire from invaders, and, like a lot of this series, everything goes really well until it doesn’t.

I was a little more interested in the battles this time around, possibly because of the presence of Leeroy – OK, I can’t keep calling her that. Because of the presence of Alumel de Severe, aka Count Ethiac. The chapter describes her as a meathead knight, which is true, but this is not to say she ONLY does “hit with sword”. When Carmine breaks down exactly what’s happening on the battlefield, she’s very quick to pick up on what he means. In fact, a bit more than what he means – she ascribes several things to him that aren’t actually his idea, but he lets it slide as she’s hard to deal with. (I’m sure he won’t regret that horribly later.) As a result, I was able to keep up myself, as I am also not one for endless Axis and Allies scheming back and forth. I also loved the reappearance of Valenriehl, and how in particular not only can Carmine not stand her to the point where he debates just killing her, but everyone else’s reaction is “I can’t believe you’re trying to work with that thing.” The author not only writes strong female characters, but they’re all fun. I actually do want Alumel as a concubine! (Not so much the mad scientist.)

Sadly, due to a nasty cliffhanger – again – all may be lost – again. There’s 11 volumes in Japan, though, so probably not.