The Too-Perfect Saint: Tossed Aside by My Fiancé and Sold to Another Kingdom, Vol. 6

By Fuyutsuki Koki and Masami. Released in Japan as “Kanpeki Sugite Kawaige ga Nai to Konyaku Haki Sareta Seijo wa Ringoku ni Urareru” by Overlap Novels f. Released in North America by Airship. Translated by Amelia Mason. Adapted by Shaenon K. Garrity.

I suppose if you’re going to have a romantic age-gap romance, you might as well lean right away into the fact that it’s very problematic. From the moment that Philia hears about Lena’s engagement to the knight Elmhardt, an engagement that was arranged right after Lena was born, and when Elmhardt was already a young man, her reaction is essentially the reader’s: what the heck? As it turns out, the engagement mostly comes down to a whole heaping helping of guilt from almost all parties – even Lena, whose innocent question to her fiance several years ago led to him just giving up and avoiding her. But Lena’s an adult now, at least by the standards of this world, and the book makes it very clear that everyone’s been going around doing things without asking what she wants. Fortunately, Philia, who is learning about this strange thing called friendship, is different.

Despite the fact that things are still fraught after the events of the last book, there’s a pilgrimage coming up, and Osvalt is in charge of it. The neighboring country of Alectron journeys there for religious reasons. Unfortunately, Philia also hears that assassins are plotting to kill her – again. So they’re adding lots of extra security, including knight (and friend of Leonardo) Elmhardt, who it turns out is Lena’s fiance. Though both of them seem very uncomfortable about it. After an attack on Philia (maybe?) by monsters, it turns out that the assassin is using a magical tool that’s been stolen from the kingdom’s vaults… a tool that was also used years ago, when there was a coup attempt. Which also involved the current king of Alectron. And Elmhardt.

I mentioned the friendship thing earlier, and it may be my favorite moment of the book. Lena’s been around from the start, but she’s basically been fulfilling a “maid/bodyguard” role. Philia has her mother and sister, she has other saints who are more like disciples, and she also has Erza, but she hasn’t been around for a while. More importantly, Philia is still having to deal with normal human emotions after repressing them for her entire life, so the idea that she cares about Lena and wants what’s best for her is more important than it normally would be. There’s also a convoluted plot and backstory here, which mostly checks out fine, though it feels like an excuse for romantic conflict more than anything else. If there’s a flaw here it’s probably Lena, who’s simply too nice about the whole thing – yes, even when she’s furiously attacking near the end – and who I wish would at least kick back a little against a setup she’s had since birth.

Still, overall this was solid. And next time we have Mia’s wedding. Which I’m sure will be trouble-free and totally boring. Right.

In Another World with Household Spells, Vol. 5

By Rika and HIROKAZU. Released in Japan as “Isekai ni Kita kedo, Seikatsu Mahou shika Tsukaemasen” by Mag Garden Novels. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by sachi salehi.

For once, Patience ends up having a really good volume with minimal chaos. Sure, her summer vacation keeps getting interrupted with visits to every single noble family around, but as is pointed out to her, this is what noble girls her age are supposed to be doing, in preparation for her coming out party in a couple of years. It’s all about connections, and while she has made many connections with the eccentric nerd population of the school, her female friends pretty much consist of Princess Margaret and her relatives. What’s more, given this is one of those noble families in a magic academy books, everyone’s getting engaged when they’re eleven or twelve, and the option of “don’t get married but have a career instead” is likely not going to be happening. Alas for Patience, most of her suitors are obsessed nerds. Or literal royalty. Fortunately, there’s one exception, and he’s the one she is starting to fall for. A bit. Maybe.

Patience and her two brothers are headed off to Samuel’s family territory, which is near the sea. You know what that means, especially with that cover. Beach time! Which means it’s time for Patience to buckle down and invent waterproof swimsuits, even if she has to make them more modest than she’d like, and also use monster materials that gross her out a bit. The territory also has an extensive set of ruins, which are actually in very good shape, from the country’s shrouded past of war. Indeed, some of the ships shown in the murals are so advanced Patience suspects they were invented by other folks reincarnated from Japan. Elsewhere, she’s making dyes, making pool floats, and avoiding Albert’s father, who remains so obsessed with music he would happily marry an eleven-year-old just to lock her away. Fortunately, even her marriage-happy aunt realizes this is not the marriage Patience wants.

I appreciate that Patience, as she grows up, is getting some character development. For all that she suspects her poor horse-riding is due to the OG Patience’s reticence, in reality it’s likely more due to her just being too skittish of the horse, which is therefore skittish of her. That said, Patience is very much an “if all you have is a hammer” sort of character, so it should not come as a surprise to find that the solution is Household Spells. She also starts to realize that, Japanese knowledge or no, she’s very sheltered when it comes to THIS world, and like most nobles she has no idea what the value of money is here, or how she looks when she walks into a normal store dressed as she usually does. And it’s just going to get fancier, as she finally gets some good news about her father… who stays behind the entire book, so how that plays out will have to wait.

Technically this is a two-parter, as the rest of her obsessed alchemy friends have only just arrived to explore/excavate the ruins. We’ll see that next time. Stay strong, Patience, and stop using the word shotacon.

Tearmoon Empire: Short Story Collection, Vol. 1

By Nozomu Mochitsuki and Gilse. Released in Japan as “Tearmoon Teikoku Monogatari” by TO Books. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by Madeleine Willette.

It’s honestly rather surprising that we haven’t had one of these yet for Tearmoon Empire. Other light novel series are very fond of their .5 volumes or added bonus story collections – hell, Spy Classroom almost has more short story collections than regular volumes. But Tearmoon Empire has pretty much been too busy with Mia trying to save history and make it so she’s not guillotined, poisoned, or does not otherwise live to see her grandchild grow up. As a result, we not only have this collection, which seems to go up to about the 9th or 10th book in the series in terms of the timeline, but there’s a second already out in Japan. I’m not certain if they’re bookstore exclusive-type short stories or if they’re written for this volume. One thing is for sure, though, which is that while Tearmoon Empire is hilarious, and also a thriller, and sometimes a mystery, one of the things it does best is show off that doing good things, and paying it forward, makes everyone happier.

There are too many short stories here to give a breakdown as I sometimes do. I will therefore note some of my favorites, starting with the wraparound plot. Empress Mia, now a grandmother, is having trouble sleeping because her husband Abel is away visiting Sion, no doubt for another sword battle. As it turns out, Bel is also awake, mostly so she can get into mischief. To prevent this, Mia starts telling Bel old stories from back in her teenage years, i.e. around Book 1-10. Anne later shows up, and the whole vibe of these sections is just so nice to see. Seeing Mia at rest, having accomplished what she set out to do, and everyone else living their best lives, just puts a big silly grin on your face. I also loved the glimpses into Mia’s mother, and how this passes down into the wedding dress she shows her father before she marries Abel.

There’s also another ongoing plotline throughout this, which has to do with how Mia’s story is being retold. I’ve talked before about who I think the identity of the snarky narrator of this series is, and while we don’t delve into that we do get two other strands of the story escaping from the bounds of reality. Mia and company go to see a theater group putting on a “fictional” play that seems a little too real to Mia… it’s her life, right down to the time travel! The writer seems to get divine inspiration, rather than it being sinister, but I did love Mia wondering when she’ll tell Abel the truth about herself, as she knows she’ll have to one day. The other subplot shows Mia trying to stop everyone overselling her accomplishments – Elise’s history books have Mia literally flying, something that causes the actual Mia to cringe in embarrassment. She reassures herself that everyone will realize it’s exaggerated. That does not, in fact, happen. Sorry, Mia, you’re just that amazing to everyone. Even Ludwig. (The fountain pen gift, and how Mia makes him accept it, was also brilliant.)

Basically, these stories put a smile on your face and a song in your heart. Now let’s get back to the main plot, as if Mia is killed off in Book 17 all this may be irrelevant.