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Management of a Novice Alchemist, Vol. 4

By Mizuho Itsuki and fuumi. Released in Japan as “Shinmai Renkinjutsushi no Tenpo Keiei” by Fujimi Fantasia Bunko. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by Sean McCann.

So remember that angry local lord plot I said would probably happen in this book? Nah. Not even brought up, aside from a brief bit where Sarasa notes that there really should not be as many bandits attacking this village as there are. Instead we get a return to the Salamander plot, and also a return to the marriage subplot. as, even though Lorea says she’s not into girls either, and Sarasa in fact seems to be quite ignorant about most everything sexual (not a surprise given her life), it’s very clear that Sarasa is an amazing catch. A powerful alchemist who is the apprentice of the Master Alchemist, and looks like she’ll surpass her one day. A woman – well, still girl – who can fill the “wife” role in the family and also be Sarasa’a apprentice, who looks to be a very quick study. A powerful knight who’s also pretty and practical. And Zoidberg… erm, and Iris. Who tries very hard. Mostly to seduce Sarasa, which she thinks is the way to get this going. It feels like the author read about yuri in a book once years ago.

A monster researcher, Nordrad, has arrived at the village looking for bodyguards to help him with his latest research project – examining the nest of the Salamander that Sarasa took out last time. Now that the salamander is gone, it’s the perfect time to get a lot more details about it that are otherwise impossible. And he really is offering a lot of gold to just stay with him while he does this, so Iris (happily) and Kate (reluctantly) agree to help him. While they’re gone, Lorea and Sarasa, des;pite both saying they’re not into women that way, propose to each other, Lorea moves in, and Sarasa essentially has a “please be good to my daughter” discussion with her parents. Also, Lorea asks to be her apprentice, but that seems to be secondary to her moving in. And it may just be the two of them, as Iris and Kate are… in trouble.

In a series that already features a very, very eccentric lead character in Sarasa, it would take a lot to top her, and Nord, trust me, is a lot. You want to punch him about eighty times in this book, and I was disappointed that he mostly got what he wanted and then took off, despite trapping himself, along with Iris and Kate, inside a volcanic mountain for over a month because of his research stupidity that said things like “what if I got another salamander to come here, what would happen then?”. That said, there is one benefit, which is that it allows Sarasa to show that, even if she pretends not to be all that interested in them, she will absolutely move heaven and earth to help them if their lives are in danger. She spends a LOT of money and makes a LOT of things in this book, most of which we only hear about in passing, all for the sake of finding her two other not-yet-wives and getting them out of Certain Death Cavern. It’s sweet.

I suspect this book requires a lot more tolerance of weird bullshit than most light novel series, but if you can put up with it, and don’t mind the author avoiding everyone’s barely disguised fetish, it’s quite good.

Fiancée No More: The Forsaken Lady, the Prince, and Their Make-Believe Love, Vol. 3

By Mari Morikawa and Bodax. Released in Japan as “Konyaku Haki no Sono Saki ni: Suterare Reijō, Ōji-sama ni Dekiai (Engi) Sareru” by DRE Novels. Released in North America by J-Novel Heart. Translated by Adam.

It had been a while since the last volume of this series, and so I had forgotten about its vibe, which is “serious”. Most of these villainess or villainess-adjacent books tend to have a tongue at least somewhat in cheek, but this one is absolutely here to tell you that Estelle’s life has not been great, her new life is fine but still features miscommunication and anxiety, and, oh yes, someone is still trying to sabotage Arcrayne. Even the honeymoon, which we get at the end of this book, is called off briefly once they arrive due to an errant dragon attack, and the wedding features worries that she won’t be able to fulfill her role in bearing Arcrayne’s child. That said, everything in this series has been pretty straightforward, and so I’m sure the payoff here will… oh look, there are some genuinely surprising twists and turns. The author definitely wrote this with three books in mind.

After the events of the second book, Estelle is rapidly becoming a heroic story, which she’s not wild about, but that’s what happens when you shoot a dragon with your gun that explodes when you shoot a dragon. Fortunately, her engagement ring is remade and everything seems to be hunky dory. (record scratch) So she’s now locked in a tower prison, where accommodations are good but she’s been arrested for supposedly helping her fiance to try to assassinate the king, who is allegedly at death’s door. Needless to say this is a lie concocted by the Queen and her evil father (more on them later). Fortunately, things are not quite as desperate as they seem, but Estelle very much has to go from “I’m about to be executed because I was forcibly engaged to this guy” to “I’m going to be the next queen” pretty darn quick.

The most interesting part of the book is after the failed coup itself, where we get to see the double reverse Uno that was apparently going on while Estelle and Arcrayne were suffering a bit. I will try not to spoil too much, but it turns out that the Queen, who I had really disliked in previous books, has a backstory that… well, let’s just say they make it BETTER by saying “he hit her”. Daddy Dearest was a real piece of work. As a result, we get to hear about how a lot of everything in Arcrayne’s life was faked in order to appease different factions, and that he knew none of this. I like the twists, but I wish we’d gotten the chance to figure them out before they’re dropped on us. OK, while I said that everything was written to be a perfect three volumes, maybe it was a bit rushed. A few more flashbacks might have done wonders.

Still, overall this series wasn’t bad, and is a good one to recommend to those who want a “disgraced noble” sort of book without any deconstruction or parody.

Goodbye, Overtime! This Reincarnated Villainess Is Living for Her New Big Brother, Vol. 3

By Chidori Hama and Wan Hachipisu. Released in Japan as “Akuyaku Reijō, Brocon ni Job Change Shimasu” by Kadokawa Beans Bunko. Released in North America by J-Novel Heart. Translated by Rymane Tsouria.

One of the things that you see a lot in villainess books, and especially this one, is having your cake and eating it, too. Our protagonist is a villainess trying to avoid her doom, and turns out to now be smart, sweet, and beloved? That’s all very well and good, but you still need an ACTUAL arrogant girl in the book, preferably with drill curls. The brother and sister are wonderful nobles who are working hard to recover their family’s reputation and work for the sake of their people? Sure, but better show some stupid, evil nobles as well, because stupid, evil nobles are what this genre does. Ekaterina may be changing her fate, but the world itself still inspires bad actors to be around, and it’s implied that the nobles that flitter around the royal family are even worse. Fortunately, neither she not her brother have to worry about that, as they’re far too busy making everyone stare with their G-rated brocon/siscon shenanigans.

School’s out, after final exams show Ekaterina coming in… third! (It’s fine, the prince and the “heroine” are first and second, so this works for her not-so-secret agenda.) Now she and her brother are returning to their ancestral home for the first time in a long time… and for her, the first time since she got her memories from Japan/became a massive Alexei otaku. Back home she finds some servants who don’t like her, but that’s balanced out by the people who have been hired back after the death of her grandmother, who turn out to be fantastic. This will culminate in a ball where Ekaterina will make her debut as the head of house. Unfortunately, there are also a lot of scheming nobles who want to get their hands on Alexei’s power and fortune. Luckily, those scheming nobles are complete idiots.

I know I keep bringing up the incest, but it really is impossible to avoid – it’s the premise. And yet I still applaud the author for somehow managing to make it so these two are disgustingly in love with each other, and also that he is impossibly handsome (something she notices all the time) and that she is voluptuous and beautiful (something every male around her notices all the time), and yet it STILL is as sexless as you could possibly want. These two adore each other yet absolutely are not down to fuck, and that’s terrific. It’s terrific mostly because their shameless pawing and flirting, when contrasted with, say, the drill curled noble throwing a tantrum, is so sickeningly sweet it’s hilarious. They’ve somehow weaponized incest subtext, and are using it to kill off their enemies. Amazing.

I’m not sure where the series is going next, except that, as implied by the ending section, Ekaterina will be getting a horse soon. But as long as it continues to have these two lovey-dovey siblings be not remotely sexual, I’ll stick around for it.