By Hiironoame and Misumi. Released in Japan as “Sa, Akuyaku Reijou no Oshigoto wo Hajimemashou: Moto Shomin no Watashi ga Idomu Zunousen” by PASH! Bunko. Released in North America by Cross Infinite World. Translated by Dawson Chen.

I have a dog, and I love my dog. Occasionally, though, I want my dog to stay out in the yard for a bit. And my dog, he does not want to stay out in the yard. And so he throws himself at the back door. Over. And Over. And Over Again. He will do this for up to three hours or so, knowing that eventually I will get annoyed enough to let him back in. As I was reading this volume, and watching Mio hurling herself at “villainessin'” time and time again, I was reminded of my dog, as it takes real stubbornness to do. Yes, I am aware that her sister’s life hangs in the balance, but frankly, I appreciate Mio doing this, as everyone else in the book is taking things extremely seriously, and at least Mio being the most obvious tsundere ever leads to the book’s moments of hilarity. That she’s so bad at being bad is the point.

Mio has been doing… well, not great, but at least she’s so far managed to avoid falling flat on her face. The same can’t be said for her two “minions” who got humiliated last volume, and Mio’s new mission is to rehabilitate them and bring them back in the fold. She’ll have to do this while also negotiating the school’s sports festival, which (in the game) she played a minor part in. Unfortunately, Mio’s actions so far are starting to have knock-on effects elsewhere in the world, and her attempts to prove to herself that she can, in fact, affect things so they’re not quite like the game’s plot may end up getting her in a ton of trouble. Trouble that she can only get out of by – finally – genuinely being cruel.

I mentioned Mio being the one comedic part of this book, and that’s because when I try to imagine the rest of the cast watching her, I can feel their frustration and helplessness. They know she’s a good, kind person. They know she’s acting this way on purpose. And they know she’s determined to drag her own reputation in the mud. But they don’t know why, and it’s maddening. They don’t have the Shizuku piece of the puzzle. (The names, by the way, are just as bad as before, and this volume we have a Miyu pretending to be a Miu to confuse Mio. It’s so bad that I think even the translator/editor get Shizuki and Shizuku mixed up once or twice) Fortunately, Nonoka is straight from the Maria Campbell school, and her faith in Mio (and, it’s hinted, slight crush on Mio) remains steadfast. The end of this volume also brings a fake engagement into the mix, so the third volume would be very interesting…

…if it existed. I think even the webnovel version of the story ends with this volume. Which is a shame, as I kind of wanted to see Mio continue to throw herself against my back door.