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Saving 80,000 Gold in Another World for My Retirement, Vol. 8

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By FUNA and Keisuke Motoe. Released in Japan as “Rōgo ni Sonaete Isekai de 8-Man-Mai no Kinka o Tamemasu” by K Lanove Books. Released in North America by Kodansha Books. Translated by Luke Hutton.

(A reminder that the English Vol. 8 is the equivalent of the Japanese Vol. 9.)

I mentioned last time that I think the series has gotten into a bit of a rut, and while this volume does not remotely solve that issue, it is nice to see the author deliberately leaning into the rut. The first long-ish chapter has Beatrice reminding Mitsuha that she was promised an even bigger party when she comes of age, which means Mitsuha has to whip out fireworks and light shows and the like. This infuriates Sabine, who notes that when *she* comes of age in three years or so, Mitsuha will need to get even GRANDER! Likewise, Mitsuha’s promise to keep a princess safe are taken as keeping her KINGDOM safe, and Mitsuha deciding to solve the problem using only her own men and minimal deaths means the winning nation can’t take any advantage of it. Mitsuha is a realistic isekai protagonist – in that she never thinks ahead.

This book, like a lot of this series, is divided into chunks that may as well be short stories. 1) The above story, where Mitsuha is asked to pull out all the stops for Beatrice’s coming of age party; 2) Mitsuha talks with an Earth scholar about ways to analyze the other world… and things that she didn’t think of when inviting other scientists over there; 3) The empire who attacked last time is now desperate, and decides to attack a different kingdom… one which has Princess Reina (remember her? Princess Kaa-Kaa-Kaa?), who Mitsuha promised to help if she was in danger, which means we need to resort to attack helicopters; 4) One of Mitsuha’s young noble lady-run businesses is attacked, the young lady has her arm broken and face beaten, and a guard is killed. Sadly, the cops and the nobles are on the side of the company that did this, which means it’s time for Mitsuha to snap and go on a roaring rampage of revenge.

I’ve called this series the “Easy Mode” of the three FUNA series, and I still think that. Compared to Mile, and DEFINITELY compared to Kaoru, Mitsuha gets off very lightly. Her dimensional travel has become so blase she not only talks about how she’s managed to teleport herself while leaving her sweat behind, but has to clarify that she does not leave behind her poop – though she does teleport to Japan to use the toilet every time. These are the little details of Mitsuha’s life that I did not need to know. Likewise, her desire to have as few people die as possible in a dangerous war between nations contrasts nicely with her swearing of total vengeance on the company that murdered and beat employees in her company. Mitsuha may grump about everyone thinking she’s twelve, but she acts like it much of the time, especially when someone goes after anything she cares about. Of the three series, this is the one most likely to end with the world being destroyed by a temper tantrum.

Next time apparently Colette is attacked, so we may see even more of this. You know what I’m about to say. Recommended for FUNA fans.

Dahlia in Bloom: Crafting a Fresh Start with Magical Tools ~Side Stories~

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By Hisaya Amagishi and Kei. Released in Japan as “Madougushi Dahlia wa Utsumukanai” by MF Books. Released in North America by J-Novel Heart. Translated by A.M. Cola.

I like to think that Dahlia in Bloom is a reasonably popular series. It’s gotten a manga and an anime (let’s not talk about the anime). That said, it’s not ludicrously popular with trivia-loving nerds. This is no Re: Zero or A Certain Magical Index. As such, when it comes to wiki power, Dahlia is lacking. Which makes it unfortunate when you’re reading a volume filled with side stories, only a few of which focus on Dahlia and Volf, and I kept thinking to myself “have I seen this character before? Have they been a minor character in the series I’d simply forgotten as they aren’t plot-relevant, or have they been especially written for this volume?”. This is especially true with all the wives we meet in this volume. The main series, and its spinoff, both run on, primarily, an utter lack of romantic progress. Dahlia is oblivious, Lucia is too job-focused. As such, a lot of this book seems devoted to giv9ing us actual happy romantic ends.

This is a short story volume, so there’s no real plot to speak of. The only stories that connect to each other are one or two “we get this from one perspective, then the other side” twofers, and one story where Volf is convinced to buy fancy, scented stationary to send letters to Dahlia, who keeps every single one in her room. You know, like besties do. Other than that, we see how Grato met his wife (she’s been waiting for him to get a clue), how Gildo met his wife (he fell for her, unthinkingly, when she was six years old… no, not like that), Ivano trying to run away from his future wife (he fails), how craftsman Fermo met his wife (she’s the granddaughter of his master, but they’d never seen each other before), how Irma got her husband (the family had to approve), and how Oswald got to be the silver fox (being bullied is different when you’re in a noble society).

That last one is the longest story in the book, and it reminds you that while a whole hell of a lot of light novels deal with nobles and the different tiers between them, none of them quite drench themselves in the culture quite like Dahlia in Bloom. Dahlia herself is finally getting her barony, so might be able to marry Volf… except his family is also getting elevated. Back to square one. Oswald having a girl date him on a bet ends up with the girl AND the two nobles who forced her to do it all getting punished, while the humiliation forces Oswald to throw off his family’s kid gloves and give himself a makeover. Volf is forced to learn about noble etiquette, and he’s absolutely terrible at it. Yes, the main reason this is the slowest of slow burns is because Dahlia’s lack of self-esteem causes her to throw Volf into the friend zone, but there are also real reasons why nothing has happened just yet.

We’re back to the main series next time, as Dahlia finally meets barony. Will this mean anything new? Probably not. Will she get to dance with Volf, and maybe have some really good alcohol? Most definitely.

The Countess Is a Coward No More! This Reincarnated Witch Just Wants a Break, Vol. 3

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By Ageha Sakura and TCB. Released in Japan as “Tensei Saki ga Kiyowa Sugiru Hakushaku Fujin datta” by Overlap Novels f. Released in North America by J-Novel Heart. Translated by Bérénice Vourdon.

In this volume, we get a flashback to Aurora’s childhood. She grew up in a village that was terrified of her massive magical power and her insatiable curiosity to use it. Her parents wanted nothing to do with her. The mayor essentially sold her to an elf as a research subject. Fortunately, that went well… till her master just up and left one day, leaving Aurora to handle all the magic requests on her own, taking in three disciples. We meet the third of these disciples in this book, Lance, and he too is a former research subject who was rescued, this time by Aurora. Even now that she’s reincarnated, she had a terrible childhood where she was abused by everyone, and even after getting her memories back struggles with any overtures of affection. The main problem with Aurora *and* her proteges is that they still have the emotional capacity of children a great deal of the time. They don’t know how to ask for help, or forgive.

Things continue to go downhill for Char and Lam. They do manage to escape from her first protege, mostly as he gets into a petty battle with her second protege. Unfortunately, the kingdom wants to pile on more work, reasoning that working mages to death is what people are supposed to do. Oh yes, and the church is still being a thorn in everyone’s side… especially when it turns out that her THIRD protege, Lance, is the head of the church. He couldn’t reincarnate himself with the magic he had, so he simply made a deal to learn how to live for over 500 years. All of them want to show Lam that they’re the best and she should stay with them (though Lance, at least, will allow Char to be first husband). That said, there’s a Big Bad behind all of this, and he turns out to be… wait for it… another protege! Not Aurora’s this time, though.

This was better than the second book, mostly as I was able to see better the reason that everyone in the cast is, to a greater or lesser extent, a whiny manbaby. Char discovering that Aurora is actually Lam went much better than both the reader and Lam herself expected, and he is finally – finally! – able to convey to her by the end of the book that the reason he keeps hugging, kissing, and saying he’s fond of her is he loves her. The second half of the book is less “let’s have a big magic battle” and more “let’s try not to have Lam kill herself the exact same way that Aurora did five hundred years ago”, which relies on convincing her that it’s OK to rely on others and that sometimes they can protect themselves. When you’re used to doing it all, realizing someone else can do it to can be very hard.

The webnovel ended here, but apparently there’s more of this coming. I still prefer the Lady Bumpkin series by the same author, but this was a decent new volume.