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Royal Spirits Are a Royal Pain! Give Me a Regular Romance, Vol. 2

By Rei Kazama and Fujiazuki. Released in Japan as “Tensei Reijō wa Seirei ni Aisarete Saikyō Desu…… Dakedo Futsū ni Koi Shitai)” by TO Books. Released in North America by J-Novel Heart. Translated by okaykei.

Last time I described the events in this series as being “a political hotbed”, and if anything I feel bad now for underselling it. I joked online that TO Books waylaid JNC after it had licensed Trials and Tribulations of My Next Life as a Noblewoman and sold them this series, like Sheldon Leonard’s tout trying to sell Jack Benny a horse. (Never let it be said I don’t provide modern references for the youth of today.) This book starts out with Deirdre and company getting involved in major rivalries, then moves to finding out that half those rivalries were not what they were told about at all, and ends in… well, I’ll talk about the last quarter or so of the book later. It’s absolute dynamite, though. The writer knows that light novels are drenched with 6-year-olds who talk like they’re middle-aged women, and so decides to weaponize it, with everyone not in her family seeing Deirdre as a terrifying creature.

Deirdre is six years old now, meaning her parents are finally letting her out of the house so that she can have destined encounters with dusky pretty boys… destined encounters that she totally ignores, of course. She’s also going around to various domains and trying to patch things up between the rulers and the royal spirits, who have made it perfectly clear that if they have to choose between destroying the entire nation and Deirdre, the nation will lose. Unfortunately, things are still very bad with the Empress and her family. What’s more, the faction that was supposedly opposing our heroine and her family… may not be after all? It turns out there’s another family in this race behind the scenes manipulating things. Oh, and there’s also an Evil Religion. It *is* a reincarnation book, after all.

Let’s talk about the last quarter of this book, which is when I started to compare it to T&T. It certainly racked up a hefty body count, and not the bodies that I was expecting. I had wondered whatever happened to the magical Wikipedia that Deirdre used in the first book, but it comes back with a vengeance here, as it’s a great way to summarize all of the backstabbing and manipulation that’s been happening to either keep the empress on the throne or get her off of it. Even Andrew, the closest thing in the Royal Family they have to an ally, doesn’t fully trust Deirdre and her family as they’re simply too powerful, too eccentric, and do not remotely care about power or the throne. Deirdre is here as a spirit guide. That said, she is quietly amassing a badass group of young girls who will presumably grow up to be a badass group of young women. Assuming they get to grow up.

The epilogue of this book shows us Deirdre about to turn ten, and I am assuming by the cover of the third book we’re headed off to the academy that always happens in these sorts of books. That said, I’m sure politics will not go away. Also, the thirteenth volume that just came out in Japan is the final one, so while we have a long way to go there’s at least an end point.

Royal Spirits Are a Royal Pain! Give Me a Regular Romance, Vol. 1

By Rei Kazama and Fujiazuki. Released in Japan as “Tensei Reijō wa Seirei ni Aisarete Saikyō Desu…… Dakedo Futsū ni Koi Shitai)” by TO Books. Released in North America by J-Novel Heart. Translated by okaykei.

I am, as readers of this blog know, a sucker for many things. One of those things is “girl tries to be a normal, average person but it immediately fails because she’s so utterly bad at it”. It’s underlined and enhanced in this new series, where she ends up working out as a small baby, is controlling multiple spirits before she’s a year old, and is talking in complex sentences before she’s three. Fortunately, she’s in luck, as she also has two older brothers who are also freaks, though it takes till the end of the book before we get the full story on both of them. As you’d expect, a lot of this book is Deirdre trying to get everyone to treat spirits well so that they can all be more powerful while, at the same time, trying not to get involved in political disputes as she wants to fall in love and get married normally. Good luck, honey.

A young woman, working to finish a doujinshi in time for the deadline, dies and wakes up in the body of a tiny baby. As it turns out, she’s now Deirdre Abel von Belisario, the daughter of a margrave. She’s got maids! She’s got two older brothers, She’s got a very doting family. And she’s got these spirits that hover around her. As she tries to use context clues to figure out where she is and what’s going on, she finds the traditional “one cheat item you get to take with you when you go to another world”, which is magical Wikipedia, which gives her a lot of information on this world… namely that it’s a political hotbed. Unfortunately, as she grows up, works out, invents radio calisthenics, and gains the attention of more spirits, it rapidly becomes apparent that avoiding politics is simply not happening.

Generally speaking, any series where the main character has magical Wikipedia (and yes, there are multiple series with that cheat) should be ridiculous, but this one has more depth than you might expect. The empress and her sons are in the middle of a power struggle with rich nobility, and it’s led to the royal capital being deforested and bereft of spirits. The empress uses Deirdre and company in order to get the jump on her enemies… but this does not win Deirdre over, and instead puts her more on her guard. Deidre is beloved by the spirits, including the Four Major Spirit Elements, but this is not great when they’re supposedly subjects of the Empire, and the spirits make it clear they support Deirdre over the royals. Even middle child Alan, who seems to be the normal one of the trio, shows off in a side story how that’s only a matter of degree, as he goes on a rampage to stop some kidnappers and does seven impossible things before breakfast.

So yeah, there’s a lot of meat here to get your teeth into. Which is good, as this is 12 volumes in Japan, so we’ve only just begun. For fans of tiny terrors who are trying to keep a low profile but failing miserably.