The 100th Time’s the Charm: She Was Executed 99 Times, So How Did She Unlock “Super Love” Mode?!, Vol. 1

By Yuji Yuji and Nami Hidaka. Released in Japan as “99-kai Danzaisareta Loop Reijō Desu ga Konse wa “Chōzetsu Aisare Mode” Desutte!?: Shinno Chikara ni Mezamete Hajimaru 100-kaime no Jinsei” by DRE Novels. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by Stephanie Liu.

This is a book which tries, and mostly succeeds, in striking a balance between what the reader is expecting to have happen and what would make more sense for the characters. I’ll be honest, I was expecting this to be a lot more cliched. For one thing, I assumed, like most other “yarinaoshi loop” titles, that we’d be going back a few years to try again – nope, there’s almost no time to do anything. But the way this ties into the multiple deaths is clever. Then I assumed that everyone involved was simply being a massive tsundere – which *is* true, but is not remotely the reason that she was executed 99 times. The one thing that was exactly as expected – and the weakest part of the book – is the antagonist, who like most light novel antagonists is not allowed to have shades of grey but has to be 100% evil and awful. Complete with pig noises. But… mostly good.

Princess Alphina has had a bad time of it lately. Accused of crimes she did not commit by the Saint of the country, and condemned to death by her fiancee, friends, family, and the emperor, she is summarily executed… and then has it happen again. And again. What’s worse, she usually rewinds back to right when she’s arrested, so there’s not even time to change the storyline. She attempts to prove her innocence. She attempts to escape. She attempts comedy. By now she is thoroughly sick of this. However, as she starts her 100th time reliving these same events, she now finds she can hear the inner thoughts of everyone around her! Will this allow her to finally escape the time loop and show who the real guilty party is? And does she even want to go back to being a princess?

This has both a well-known writer (the creator of OreShura, aka My Girlfriend and Childhood Friend Fight Too Much) and illustrator (the artist of My Next Life As a Villainess), so I shouldn’t be surprised that it reads well and the author knows how to land a gag. It’s predominately a funny series, for good and ill. The best part of it is Alphina, or Arle as she comes to call herself. Deciding to use her newly discovered magic powers to simply nope out of all of this drama is an excellent choice, and frankly I wish it had stuck. The various love interests she has all have inner monologues that verge on the ridiculous, which is the point, but always manage to stay on the funny rather than the annoying side. The exception, as I noted, is Debonaire, the saint, who is a boy-crazy egomaniac who doesn’t even have the decent excuse of being isekai’d from Japan, and whose theme is “pig squealing” for a laugh. It’s no surprise that, rather than surviving to be annoying another day like most good “heroine” villains, she’s butchered here.

This is getting a 2nd volume, though given that cover is “wedding” themed that may be it. I’ll read it. Fans of the genre might want to just ignore the “heroine” and enjoy the antics of the “villainess”, who’s a spunky tomboy princess who kicks ass.

There’s No Freaking Way I’ll Be Your Lover! Unless…, Vol. 1

By Teren Mikami and Eku Takeshima. Released in Japan as “Watashi ga Koibito ni Nareru Wake Naijan, Muri Muri! Muri Janakatta!?” by Dash X Bunko. Released in North America by Airship. Translated by TNFWIBYLU Translation Team. Adapted by Harry Catlin.

I can understand the appeal of a title like this. It starts off badly, in my opinion, but around the second half of the book we start to get the actual character flaws that will become development. Its lead heroine is (stop me if you’ve heard this one before) intensely self-deprecating to the point where it’s almost her entire personality, and because she’s an introvert who has been unsuccessful at interaction in the past, she has a definition of “friends” that is vast and all-encompassing. The other heroine is the perfect , extroverted, and very forward rich girl whose personality masks a lonely life, and who also has minimal experience in real relationships, so comes on far, far far too hard. It’s the sort of story that can be developed pretty well over the next few books. That said… I have issues. The narrative voice. The lack of consent throughout (which is, to be fair, a plot point). The implied future plot.

Renako is having issues. She’s successfully managed to reinvent herself in high school as a normal, outgoing gal, and is part of a group of friends that includes the school idol, Mai. Unfortunately, she’s an introvert at heart, and all this interaction is too much. So she runs away to the roof… where Mai finds her, and for some reason assumes she’s trying to kill herself. Throwing herself towards Renako to stop her, both girls end up going off the roof. Fortunately, they are rescued by a passing tree. Unfortunately, Mai then confesses to Renako, saying that she wants to be her lover. This flummoxes Renako, who has no idea why the school idol would be interested in her. can’t they just be friends? You know, best friends?

So, my issues. Renako’s narrative voice is very, very panicky teenager, with a near constant repetition of the title words “no freaking way”. I was crying out for the book to switch to another point of view, but alas. Secondly, Mai has no sense of boundaries, being very explicit about what she wants to do with Renako and not backing off even when Renako demands she do so. This actually comes to a head near the end of the book, when Mai forcibly gropes Renako and Renako’s sister walks in, leading to a slap that was much needed. At this point the book begins to address this issue seriously, but that still leaves a lot of the start of the book, which is in “noncon is funny” mode. Lastly, the series is ongoing, and the subplots of this book, showing Renako interacting with the other members of their friend group, seem to imply a “harem” aspect to this series, with Renako as the unwitting object of multiple affections. This depresses me, as I’d much rather see Renako and Mai try to grow up and define what they have together, but instead suspect I will get “no freaking way” repeated a lot more.

So despite some whining on Twitter, this isn’t bad. It just has a lot of things I personally dislike. And, from what I hear, it’s certainly better than the author’s other yuri series. You might be better off reading the very similar Yuri Tama.

I Only Have Six Months to Live, So I’m Gonna Break the Curse with Light Magic or Die Trying!, Vol. 1

By Genkotsu Kumano and Falmaro. Released in Japan as “Yomei Hantoshi to Senkokusareta node, Shinukide “Hikari Mahō” o Oboete Noroi wo Tokō to Omoimasu.: Noroware Ōji no Yarinaoshi” by DRE Novels. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by piyo.

Sometimes I get tired, you know? I’ve been a fan of Japanese manga and anime for a long time, and you would think I’d have grown used to all of the cliches, all of the fanservice, all of the annoying little tics that authors, illustrators and editors throw into a work in order to make it successful. But sometimes they all seem to hit at once in the same book, and I get tired. This sounded like a good series with a nice desperate fantasy thriller premise. That’s there, sort of. There’s also “our hero is ten but he’s got love interests” (which is thankfully resolved by a time skip at the end, and to be fair, two of the love interests are also ten). There’s tsunderes so cliched it’s remarked on in the text. There’s girls so shy and awkward I was surprised they didn’t fall over on their face… oh, wait, they did. It drowns out the story.

Callus is a prince… though that’s a secret. The reason it’s a secret is that he was born with a curse, and the rumor has it that those with curses will bring misfortune on the land. He’s struggled to survive for ten years, with agonizing pain at all times, helped only by the royal family and his loyal maid. But now he has a time limit. He’s told that the curse will kill him in six months. There’s only one possible way to solve things… learn light magic, which he could possibly use to heal himself. The good news is that he has a strong capacity for magic, including the ability to see the spirit he’s made a contract with, something almost unheard of! The bad news is that the magic he needs is tough. This curse really, really does not want to let him go…

Another part of the problem may be the artist, whose work I’ve disliked before (they do The Genius Prince’s Guide to Raising a Nation Out of Debt), and who loves to draw big boobs. Beyond that… aside from the issues I mentioned above, there are things to like here. Callus is fine, a somewhat bland protagonist with a side order of oblivious to love, but he’s likeable enough. Crys and Sissy are cute, despite never ever running off their rails once during the book (two pages after meeting Crys, I knew she would be running off to get in trouble by fighting something she shouldn’t). The possible future antagonist of the book, the head of the Magic Association, is pleasantly evil in a chaotic, Xellos sort of way, and his sadism and viciousness allows the book a couple of dark patches.

For the most part, though, of all the Drecom debuts I’ve read over the last two months, this is the one that reads most like an author asking “so what are the kids reading these days?” and pulling derivative works out of a hat to mix ‘n match. It’s the very definition of “meh”.