The Misdeeds of an Extremely Arrogant Villain Aristocrat, Vol. 1

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By Yukiha Kuroyuki and Uodenim. Released in Japan as “Kiwamete Gouman Taru Akuyaku Kizoku no Shogyou” by Kadokawa Sneaker Bunko. Released in North America by Airship. Translated by Ben Trethewey. Adapted by Kylee Yasin.

I haven’t really dipped my toe into the smaller pool of “villain” books, which is to say the genre and basic plot beats are the same, but it’s someone being reincarnated as a terrible man rather than a terrible woman. This also is one of a small number of books where the reincarnated person and the “bad” person they’ve replaced/overwritten actually struggle to see who’s really in charge. Luke was supposed to be another stereotype of these fantasy books – the snobby, coasts by on his family name, rude to absolutely everyone sort. But our new reincarnated guy knows that that is, as Katarina Claes would put it, a path to doom! So he tries to change. Can he be nice?… no. Can he reach out to others to ask for help?… provided he frames it as an arrogant command. This will be tough. Fortunately, he can actually put in the work and study. Also fortunately, the series he’s in is a comedy.

Luke Witharia Gilbert has just remembered that he’s actually a character in a light novel. What’s worse, he doesn’t really remember all that much about the light novel except the basics. He knows that he’s a talented but lazy arrogant ass who is doomed to be killed by the “you can do anything with enough willpower!” hero in a few years. While the real Luke inside his head won’t let him stop being an asshole to almost everyone he meets, he can at least do something about the lazy. So he demands his butler (an ex-soldier) teach him the sword… and he’s brilliant at it. Then he demands a wandering magic lecturer teach him magic… and he has rare and powerful dark magic. He’s told by his father to find himself a girl to get engaged to… and ends up with a talented bombshell who is cold and sneering to everyone… till she meets Luke, and discovers what she really wants in life. Frankly, maybe it’s the hero who should worry.

The author in the afterword straight up admits that it’s tough to take a book in this genre and set it apart from the others. Their solution was to make everyone a “pervert”, though how you define that depends how you feel about such things. Certain Alfred, the butler, is not a pervert in any sense but his desire to see Luke grow to be the strongest in the world. Alice *is* a masochist, as she discovers once Luke effortlessly defeats her in a duel, but her desire to be worthy of staying at his side makes her also a genius who tries. Mia, a young girl who has talent but also a case of the self-doubts gets crushed when she duels… and turns to Luke to make her better. Basically, he’s warping the entire narrative around himself. The hero, Abel, is a nice guy who reads like a Jump hero, but he has no chance in a series like this. I also worry about his obvious love interest Lily. I can see this series going the NTR route as part of its comedy. Luke is just that good. (I was amused that the one time he actually “lost” is when Alice basically stripped naked and started to kiss him. Some things you can’t sneer your way out of.)

If OP characters bother you, steer clear. But I honestly found this a hoot. I look forward to seeing Luke be mean to others and force them to be the best that they can be in the future.

The Devil Princess, Vol. 2

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By Harunohi Biyori and Geso Umiu. Released in Japan as “Akuma Koujo” by K Lanove Books. Released in North America by Airship. Translated by Julie Goniwich. Adapted by Emlyn Dornemann.

I got startled 3/4 of the way through this book, but this time it was more because I forgot the premise than for any “what a twist” reasons. I was so distracted by our little evil princess’ “reincarnated as a villainess” style storyline that I forgot about the first part of Volume 1. And so when we got her four lazy, eccentric and just plain awful retainers, I was expecting it to be either the standard “she whips them into shape with the power of intense training”, or, later on, “she whips them into shape by putting the fear of god into them”. Then the actual plot kicks in, and each of the four retainers gets a lovely little “this is why I am a terrible person deep down” flashback, and I realized that this was not the direction this series was going. And then I was surprised, and reminded of the first part of Volume 1, which explains everything. Gotta pay attention to things.

Over the course of the book Princess Yulucia goes from four to six years old, and it’s an eventful time. She has her debut at a ball where everyone is absolutely overwhelmed by her (or terrified of her), but her sisters still manage to act just like wicked stepsisters always do in these sorts of books. She gains the aforementioned attendants, who are, respectively, bad and obsequious, bad and lazy, bad and angry, and bad and ditzy. She heals people with crippling diseases (yay), and cures the early male pattern baldness of various loser nobles (less yay). Unfortunately, another very striking young noble is inviting girls to her own nighttime tea party… and some of them are not coming back. Time for Yulucia to investigate… and do something about her sucky servants.

The last quarter of this book is not quite as striking as the first volume, but Yulucia makes it very clear that she does not suffers fools gladly, and if they don’t improve, well, their souls will be destroyed. That’s how it rolls with demons. Fortunately, she’s able to save their bodies, and it turns out she has some very capable folks to inhabit those bodies. We also see some innocent lesser nobles get invited to Miss Mylene’s tea party, and we never see them again, so clearly this is not a case of “and then we found them in the attic and returned them to their parents” but “and then we found their corpse with the others”. As with the author’s other series, this is not for the faint of heart, and gets pretty horrific… but it can also be very funny at times. Sometimes at the same time. As for Yulucia, her stepsisters may be a bigger issue going forward, as the older one seems to be the one person who sees her true self.

I hear that future volumes go even further off the rails, so I’m not sure where this will end up. For the moment, though, I’m happy to be following along.

The Do-Over Damsel Conquers the Dragon Emperor: Operation Records

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By Sasara Nagase and Mitsuya Fuji. Released in Japan as “Yarinaoshi Reijō wa Ryūtei Heika o Kōryaku-chū” by Kadokawa Beans Bunko. Released in North America by Cross Infinite World. Translated by piyo.

Yes, that’s right, it’s short story collection time. Indeed, this is the first of two short story collections, as the one next month is sort of a “what if we were on the original timeline” collection of Bad End stories. This one, though, consists of stories that take place in the first four books. The content is varied, as you might expect, but in general it’s happy to play around with the core conceit of this series: Jill is 11 years old, she is engaged to the Dragon Emperor, and the reader is never, ever going to be able to handwave that away the way folks do with some age-gap romances in anime and manga. Because Jill and Hadis can’t handwave it away either – they are touched by destiny, very much in love with each other, incredibly jealous when someone else takes interest in them, and incredibly insecure about themselves. This is cute, this is romantic, this is cool, but again – she’s 11. (Well, 17 if you count her former life, but only she does that.)

About half these stories are short, 1-3 page bits that I won’t recap here. The longer ones: 1) We see just before the series begins, from the perspective of Hadis and Rave, as well as the immediate aftermath of Jill’s actions. 2) A teenage girl helps out at the local bakery, and finds one day that the new baker is a very handsome man… in fact, it’s the Dragon Emperor. We then get the “Mr. Baker” part of the story from the bakery POV. 3) Jill, watching Hadis dance with other noble girls and feeling like she doesn’t measure up, is given a makeover by Hadis’ sisters. It works a little TOO well. 4) Hadis keeps getting accosted by girls in Cervel “tripping” and needing to be helped by him, while Jill worries, again, one might succeed. 5) Jill’s younger twin brothers discover what’s happened to her, and are rather upset at it. 6) Vissel struggles to deal with a possible impending war, as well as his own arranged marriage, with a fiancée he’s barely met. 7) Hadis and Jill go to the graves of the former Dragon Consorts, and discuss the past and the future.

For the most part, this is pretty lighthearted. The comedic highlight is definitely Vissel’s fiancée Gloria, who seems pretty ticked off at him, and so decides to go and become a tuna fisherman. Trust me, it works in context. And while it does get a bit old, there are times when Jill and Hadis each trying to make the other one fall even more in love with them is quite funny – the aftermath of the Jill Makeover Plan does not go well for anyone involved, and Jill is left to realize that if she’s going to do this again she needs to stop being a size that Hadis can easily carry around. There is some serious stuff going on here, though. Jill’s decision impacts her family greatly, and while eventually some of them warm to Hadis, she’s never going to be able to be as close to them ever again. And there’s also the reminder of the tragic past of every dragon consort, and that Jill could one day join them. Though, given this author, probably not.

Fans of the series should be very happy with this. That said, I think next month’s book may be even more interesting.