I’ve Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years and Maxed Out My Level, Vol. 2

By Kisetsu Morita and Benio. Released in Japan as “Slime Taoshite 300 Nen, Shiranai Uchi ni Level MAX ni Nattemashita” by Softbank Creative. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Taylor Engel

The afterword for this second volume has the author telling us that GA Bunko’s editors told them that the first volume was the biggest seller in the history of the publishing label. Which, given this is the same publisher as Is It Wrong to try To Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?, is quite impressive. But I can see it. Unlike DanMachi, the average reader does not have to deal with any of those pesky male heroes, and the girls are all cute/sexy/maternal (delete where applicable). [EDIT: It turns out that DanMachi is on a different imprint at the same company, so the two may not be comparable after all.] The series is still trying, for the most part, to keep a “my pace” sort of drama, with plotlines taking the form of things like “we’re opening a maid cafe” and “we have to design a dress for a ghost”. And, of course, the heroine is still an amazingly powerful person but absolutely does not seek to show it off or take advantage of it unless absolutely necessary. Which it is one or two times here. This is such a peaceful series.

The cast remains the same as the first book, with one or two additions. Halkara, the busty elf who was the weakest part of the first book, is better here – there’s still a lot of focus on her bust, but doubling down on the clumsiness and bad luck makes her a more entertaining comedic figure. It can also lead to drama, as with the longest story of the volume, where Azusa and company go to the Demon Lord territory to accept an award (for achieving peace in Vol. 1 by stopping the dragon war) and Halkara accidentally headbutts the demon lord to the brink of death, something punishable by execution. Fortunately, Azusa is clever, and even more fortunately, Azusa is a Level 99 powerhouse, showing off her amazing fighting skills and taking out all the demons trying to arrest them. It all ends up good anyway, as the demon lord (who is also female, to go with the rest of the main cast) proves to be more of a troll – in the internet sense – than actually evil.

New cast members include the ghost I mentioned before, who (like everyone that falls into Azusa’s orbit) proves to be friendly and eager to please, and can even help with the cooking. And there’s also Flatorte, the blue dragon who was the antagonist of the first book. She’s now back and tricked by the demon lord into being Azusa’s slave, though Azusa nips that in the bud immediately, to her credit. If nothing else, she will offer a different kind of personality – the main flaw of the book is arguably that everyone is far too nice and sweet. Now, that is the POINT of the book, which is why I said ‘arguably’, but it can all feel very pat. There’s one story where Halkura gets herself in trouble (again) and our heroes have to take out a corrupt governor. They do this in the space of about 5 pages, in what must be the fastest takedown of this sort of character ever. It’s almost embarrassing.

If you like exciting adventures, run, don’t walk away from this series. If, on the other hand, you want the light novel equivalent of a nice hot cup of tea, this is a great buy.

Ultra Kaiju Humanization Project, feat. POP Comic Code, Vol. 1

By Tsuburaya Productions, POP, and Shun Kazakami. Released in Japan as “Ultra Kaijuu Gijinka Keikaku – Feat. Pop Comic Code” by Akita Shoten, serialization ongoing in the magazine Young Champion. Released in North America by Seven Seas. Translated by Thomas Zimmerman. Adapted by Janet Houck.

Yes, I know. I don’t know why I do this to myself either. I’m sure many people who are used to me saying that I haven’t seen the anime/game this is based on will be completely unsurprised to know that when it comes to Ultraman in particular and tokusatsu in particular, my experience with it is zero. So naturally, I am the perfect audience for a series that reimagines the classic villainous monsters from the series as high school girls in a fairly standard light comedy high school series. It’s not even the first time this premise has been done! One of the Dengeki magazines also has a series where the kaiju are humanized. So, with all that in mind, I can’t tell you whether a hardcore fan of the Ultraman series will get a great deal out of this. I can tell you that as a fan of all-girl high school light comedies, it was okay.

The other gimmick here is that the planning and character design are by POP, the creator of the insanely popular Moetan franchise which helps teach English to Japanese folks. This probably explains why their name is added to the title in the style of a rap single. The premise is that when the various kaiju are destroyed on Earth by the good guys, they die and wake up as a cute high school girl in your average everyday school. Here most of the girls concentrate on drinking tea, having fun, eating manju, etc. The newest arrival, Mefilas, is seemingly made of sterner stuff, and occasionally tries to get the others to be interested in obtaining the Earth’s heart, etc. For the most part, though, there’s antics involving a kaiju who’s afraid of water (she was drowned in the Ultraman battle), a kaiju with tea rooms seemingly everywhere, and Mefilas’ growing yuri crush on her friend Eleking, which is pretty much completely one-sided.

The manga does a decent job of trying to bring in individual quirks that match up with the original kaiju episode, and the character profiles helpfully give us a picture of what they looked like before. There’s also a vague semblance of a plot, as Melifas and her fellow fired-up partner Alien Temperor investigate a new, mysterious kaiju girl who seems to be a villain, though it’s not quite clear why yet. As for the comedy, well, it’s silly stuff. If you’ve read any of the many series that run in Manga Time Kirara _____, then you’ve seen what’s going on here. We get trying to start a club, eating too many sweets and needing a dentist, etc. So if you’re a tokusatsu fan, I’d only pick this one up if you like cute girls being cute. If, on the other hand, you’re a fan of cute girls being cute but have no idea what tokusatsu is, you’d probably still find this entertaining.

Sword Art Online, Vol. 14: Alicization Uniting

By Reki Kawahara and abec. Released in Japan by ASCII Mediaworks. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Stephen Paul.

(Of necessity, this review is going to have to spoil events in this book. If you want to be surprised, read the book first.)

It has to be said, given the length and breadth of the Alicization series, and the complete absence of most of the rest of the original cast, that Kirito and Eugeo’s relationship feels like the strongest and most valid in the series. Yes, this includes Asuna, who is almost entirely absent from this book save for the cliffhanger ending. But Kirito and Eugeo are meant to be two sides of the same coin, each yearning for what the other has, with Kirito’s cynicism being set off by Eugeo’s innocent idealism. Even the fate of Alice Synthesis Thirty, who nearly sacrifices herself a couple of times for Kirito in this book, has her own Eugeo counterpart in Alice Zuberg’s state of being and eventual fate. Kirito and Eugeo is the main reason to watch the upcoming anime to see what they do with it. And it’s also what makes this volume the most heartbreaking of the books to date.

For all that Kawahara wrote a story about a death game where people die in real life, he’s been pretty good about not actually killing most of the main cast. When there is a death, it tends to have major impact on the characters going forward – see Sachi and Yuuki, for example. This volume, though, is absolutely filled with horrible deaths, both seen and unseen. The actual plot is pretty simple – it’s the end of the fight to the top of the tower. Eugeo throws off his mind control fairly quickly all things considered, but that’s not really helping any of them defeat Administrator, who is simply too damn overpowered. And so one by one characters come out of the woodwork to buy time so that the hero can figure out what to do. And no, that hero’s not Kirito this time, who spe4nds much of the book dealing with the fact that he’s getting his ass handed to him. It’s up to Eugeo to make the ultimate sacrifice, destroying Administrator for the sake of the world, even if it costs him his life.

Actually, while Administrator is the weak part of the book, being the usual ‘I have no nuance I am just eeeeeeevil’ Kawahara villain, she is impressively tough, in that she even survives Eugeo’s final attack, only to get taken out by her minion’s overpowering creepy love for her. Still, she is a piece of work. The ceiling of her tower will go up there with the depiction of the Senate in the previous book as one of the most disturbing things in SAO. As for the state of the world now that Administrator is gone, we’ll have to see. It may have to deal with life without Kirito for a bit, as things have apparently been going on in the real world in his absence, and his “fluclight” is seemingly damaged right at the very end. Will this mean an entire volume with no Kirito narration?

Kawahara says in the afterword he debated letting Eugeo survive in the LN version, but decided not to. Much as I love Eugeo, I think it was probably the right choice. In the meantime, this is a very strong volume of SAO, and I can’t wait to see where we go from here – we still have four books to go after this, let’s remember.