The Ideal Sponger Life, Vol. 15

By Tsunehiko Watanabe and Jyuu Ayakura. Released in Japan as “Risou no Himo Seikatsu” by Hero Bunko. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by MPT.

It’s been about a year and a half since the last volume of this series, which is not a long time compared to some other light novels. But honestly, the biggest plot in this volume hearkens back to the 12th book, which was two years ago. And I had to leaf back through my reviews, because it felt like it was even further back. I have always enjoyed that this series is about political finagling and not about Zenjirou getting his end away all the time. But the trouble with that is that there is a lot of stuff we have to remember. I’m having enough trouble staying current with Zenjirou meeting with the ice giants, I don’t need to crack open three volumes ago to remind me who that fighting young priest who can talk to the young was. Fortunately, if the church has their way, I may not need to have to remember the fighting young priest much longer.

We open with Zenjirou and Yngvi being taken to the far north via Santa’s sleigh, which functions very much like an airplane – which also means Zenjirou accidentally shows off his otherworldly knowledge to Freya’s brother a bit too much. The meeting itself is interesting, involving a loss of raw materials and the need to open a hole to another world to solve the issue – I could swear I’ve seen that plotline before. Then we go back to Capua, where Yngvi is searching for a second wife, and hopes to find her among Aura’s maids – all of whom are noblewomen, remember. The big plotline, though, is that Priest Yan has been captured by the church and is about to be executed. Normally you’d expect Aura to regard that as somebody else’s problem, but that priest has a very interesting trait that brings out the mad scientist in her…

Given that it took forever to come out, this is quite an enjoyable book. The Priest Yan subplot is one I don’t want to spoil but it’s great, with a terrific punchline, and shows off Aura’s cunning to its fullest effect. I also like the continuing attempt that she and Freya have of feeling out each other – Freya is always coming up short, as she herself says, but she, with Zenjirou’s help, comes up with a clever idea that can actually make her some money to have her lands turned into a proper port faster. And then there’s Zenjirou himself, who has a few screw-ups in this book, but for the most part the one issue he has to deal with is his compassion, and how it’s going to be tested given that they’re going to be going to war at some point… which is the reason Aura is letting all this happen in the first place.

All this and the idiot maids being more sensible than usual this time around (honestly, by now, they’re the veterans in the group – it’s just they never want to leave.) I’m not sure if it will be 18 more months till Book 16 (it’s not out in Japan), but I’ll definitely try to remember what happened when it does appear.

Management of a Novice Alchemist, Vol. 5

By Mizuho Itsuki and fuumi. Released in Japan as “Shinmai Renkinjutsushi no Tenpo Keiei” by Fujimi Fantasia Bunko. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by Sean McCann.

This book manages to have the plot that I thought we were going to have in the last book. Actually, this book sort of wraps up all the intertangled plots from the other four, and also tells us that some things that we thought were unrelated, such as the visit from Nord last time, were actually a clever scheme. That said, most importantly, Sarasa and Iris are now married. They go into this a lot in this book, to the point where I’ve stopped finding it baffling and finally get it. There is gay marriage in this world. It’s pretty rare. But Sarasa is, frankly, such a great catch that everyone is fine with Iris marrying her, including her family. Sarasa isn’t romantically interested in Iris (I get the feeling Iris is OK with it being romantic, but she doesn’t push), but this marriage allows her to basically stay with her new “family” forever. And she also gains the cutest little sisters in the world. Who like her more than their actual sister.

Sarasa’s shop has two surprise visitors, one more so than the other. The bigger surprise is Prince Ferrick, who makes everyone nervous as they’re all sensibly concerned with accidentally saying something wrong in front of royalty. He turns out to have a huge bald spot, and wants a hair restorer that will require going into the mountains during winter to get ingredients. Following this visit, Baronet Kahku shows up, and if you’ve ever read any light novel with evil nobles, you know exactly what he’s like. He tries to bully Sarasa, which does not work at all. But it does worry her enough that she takes Lorea with her when they all go hunting for ingredients. Unfortunately, the Baron is not finished trying to get his way, and may even resort to… murder. That said, Sarasa has taken out giant monsters and kicked hellflame grizzlies, so we shouldn’t worry too much.

Not to be a broken record, but the best part of these books for me is the dissonance between Sarasa’s somewhat laid-back, deadpan narrative voice and everything else about her. She tries to insist that she’s just a cute teenage alchemist just starting out, but everything she’s ever done belies this. Indeed, this was true even before the series started. Maris, an alchemist we briefly saw a while ago, is in this book, mostly as a kind of comic relief, but she’s also there to remind us how different Sarasa is from EVERYONE else. Maris calls her a “walking exception”, and it’s a fantastic name. There’s also the dissonance between Sarasa trying to pretend that she’s a cool, uncaring alchemist who only cares about making money and the fact that whenever anything happens when her loved ones can see it, she turns pretty soft. (Bandits will remember, of course, what she’s like when she’s on her own). Sarasa gaining a family is not only the best thing to happen to Iris, but to Sarasa as well. And Kate. And Lorea. Yay for an asexual, aromantic lesbian polycule!

The next volume suggests she’s heading back into the capital, so we may see her master again. That said, I’m sure she won’t stay away long. This is a weird but fun series.

Re: ZERO ~Starting Life in Another World~ Short Story Collection, Vol. 3

By Tappei Nagatsuki and Makoto Fugetsu. Released in Japan as “Re: Zero Kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu: Tanpenshuu” by MF Bunko J. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Sarah Moon.

This book starts with three more short stories that take place in that period between Arc 2 and 3, and I get the sense that the author knows that they are running out of stories that can really fit in there. The short stories in this book all appeared in Monthly Comic Alive sometime in the “Arc 3” publications, but this volume came out at the end of Arc 4, so the average Re: Zero reader, except for hardcore Rem fans, are likely really hoping to get something else in this series. Fortunately, I have good news for you. Not only does the back half of this volume move away from Roswaal’s mansion, but the next two volumes after this also move on to feature characters OTHEr than the Emilia Camp. Which is good, as the story that takes up the most space in this book is also the best one, showing off the tween years of our favorite silver-haired merchant.

This book has five short stories: 1) A famous chef with tons of rumors swirling around them is coming to the mansion… but he only serves women! To solve this problem, Natsumi Schwartz makes her glorious debut; 2) We get Petra’s POV on her life to date, attitude towards people and fashion, and that annoying new guy who’s hanging around the village; 3) We get a day in the life of Rem, which also shows us (again) how dangerous of a lightweight she is when it comes to alcohol. 4) Ten years before the series starts, we see a 12-year-old Anastasia Hoshin taking the financial world by storm… at least until she’s kidnapped by slavers; 5) a little while before the main series, Priscilla hears about a village where people are vanishing, and she, Al, and Schult investigate.

Anastasia’s story is twice as long as the others, but that’s fine, as it’s the best. It does give the impression of being the third part of an ongoing series, but it shows Anastasia being clever, Ricardo being badass, and introduces us to the Cat siblings, complete with an unhinged Mimi (OK, Mimi is always unhinged). Part of it was also mentioned in one of the anime episodes. I also enjoyed the story with Petra, which helps to give her some depth before she returns in the fourth arc. The first story had a twist that was very predictable, but Subaru cross-dressing was the main feature anyway, and I suspect we have not seen the last of “her”. The weakest stories were Rem’s and Priscilla’s, which weren’t bad but just did not really add much beyond what we already knew about them.

Again, I wish we’d gotten this in the publication order in Japan, but beggars can’t be choosers. Next time we get a good look at Felt, which is desperately needed, so I look forward to that. Re: Zero fans should have a lot of fun with this.