Lady Bumpkin and Her Lord Villain, Vol. 2

By Ageha Sakura and Kurodeko. Released in Japan as “Imokusa Reijou desu ga Akuyaku Reisoku wo Tasuketara Kiniiraremashita” by Overlap Novels f. Released in North America by J-Novel Heart. Translated by Vasileios Mousikidis.

I try not to take these books too seriously. Most of the authors don’t want me to get too deeply into the politics, and I try to say “it’s just a book, I should really just relax”. At the same time, well, I have to say more in these reviews than “looks good apart from the homophobia at the end, I’ll read more”. And so… man, these villainess books really want to have their noble cake and eat it too, don’t they? Lady Bumpkin’s first volume showed that she was abused by her family, not uncommon in series like these. Now, in the second book, we discover that apparently young women being whipped by their families to ensure they grow up properly is a THING that happens in this country. The nobility in this book are 80% terrible. But the 20% who aren’t are going to save the day. As for the commoners? Well, there’s Robin, the villain. And, erm, Agnes’ maid. Nobles may be evil, but god save the king, I guess.

While Agnes and her husband are making the best of things in their remote territory, all is not well back at the capital. Mia is jealous of everyone who comes near her lover Robin, and that’s because Robin has been seducing ladies left, right and center, and then the ladies get disowned when it’s discovered. One of these ladies is Liliane, the fiancee of Torre, a knight who ends up becoming Agnes’ bodyguard. It seems the princess and her lover don’t actually like each other that much. Back in Sutrena, Agnes is discovering that her magic may be far more powerful than had previously been expected, and Nazel is discovering that there’s a lot of corruption out here as well, which is perhaps helping the increased monster attacks along. All this culminates in Nazel having a young lady try to kill him… the aforementioned Liliane.

So yes, as with many series of this sort, being of noble blood is inherently a good thing, and nobles are of course the best to rule. (Sarcasm implied.) But when you turn selfish, arrogant, or downright evil, you become the BAD sort of noble. And I have to admit that the contrast between the two sat awkwardly with me. The King has a plan to oust his wife and daughter, but he’s in a weak position, so has to do it over the course of years, mostly by letting it happen. There’s slavery in this world, though offscreen, and illegal. The women who aren’t sold into slavery all end up as maids in Agnes’ mansion, because they are “sullied’ in the eyes of their family, I assume. This is contrasted, bizarrely, with Princess Mia, who after the fallout is exiled to a remote island, where after a year or so of whining proceeds to buckle down, admit she loves reading and studying when Nazel is not around her, and ends up revolutionizing the prison island. It *does* make sense for her character to an extent, but the tonal whiplash made my neck ache.

I also genuinely wanted Robin executed, and his punishment and threat of prison rape did not sit well with me either. Agnes is the best part of this, and I’ll read more, I just the the world she lives in.

Saving 80,000 Gold in Another World for My Retirement, Vol. 7

By FUNA and Keisuke Motoe. Released in Japan as “Rōgo ni Sonaete Isekai de 8-Man-Mai no Kinka o Tamemasu” by K Lanove Books. Released in North America by Kodansha Books. Translated by Luke Hutton.

(A reminder that the English Vol. 7 is the equivalent of the Japanese Vol. 8.)

All of FUNA’s series tend to suffer from the same issue, which is that there does not seem to be a goal other than “have cute overpowered girls do fun stuff”. I Shall Survive Using Potions had an obvious end point, but timeskipped past it and started over again. Make My Abilities Average had an even more obvious end point, so moved the main cast to a different continent to do the same old stuff. Mitsuha has also done the continent – or at least country – hopping thing, and we’re a couple volumes now into her antics in this new country. And… it’s gotten a little boring? Most of Mitsuha’s out of nowhere powerful moves are not a surprise anymore, and her tendency towards, if not sociopathy, than at least a sort of apathy, are also less than surprising. Mitsuha is in a rut. Fortunately, we may see a way out – but I’m not confident the author will take it.

This is a book of two halves. The front half is sort of a series of short stories. We see Beatrice glom onto Mitsuha for a trip to Bozes County, where she finds that she’s not Mitsuha’s number one friend, or even number two, and this upsets her. Then Neleah, the third princess in Vanel and part of Mitsuha’s social group of girls, uses her makeup connections to blow away the competition… though she unfortunately finds she can’t then run away for seven years till the fuss dies down. Mitsuha is forced to attend another party, and struggles with being the center of attention. The second half of he book, meanwhile, has Vanel going to war with the country two nations over, Noral, and Mitsuha struggling to help out the country she has a financial and emotional investment in while not helping them so much they get arrogant.

The most interesting parts of this book feature Mitsuha briefly having an attack of melancholy or sense. She meets at one point with her friend Micchan (this is a Japanese friend, not the Vanelian noble), who is home on break from college, and comes to realize that as time goes on they’ll likely see each other less and less. She briefly muses on the fragile nature of friendships over time… then says “well, whatever” and goes back to her shtick. There’s also an increasing sense that she is losing control of her many balls that are in the air. Beatrice has already realized that she’s keeping things from her. Sabine has almost entirely figured out everything about Mitsuha’s powers except maybe the divine interventoin. And a lot of people on both Earth and her isekai’d land are figuring out she can teleport, and where she’s getting her infinite goods from. There’s a reckoning coming…

Except there isn’t, this is written by FUNA. I expect more wacky antics next time. But hey, when all you have is cute tweens, every light novel starts to look like a nail.

Heroine? Saint? No, I’m an All-Works Maid (And Proud of It)!, Vol. 2

By Atekichi and Yukiko. Released in Japan as “Heroine? Seijo? Iie, All Works Maid desu (ko)!” by TO Books. Released in North America by Airship. Translated by Matthew Jackson. Adapted by Michelle McGuinness.

If anyone still reads the site TV Tropes, there is a page devoted to what is known as a “Gambit Pileup”, where a storyline is derailed by multiple people who each have their own plan to take control of the narrative. This is frequently used for comedic purposes, but All-Works Maid really takes it to a higher level, as everyone is desperately trying to resolve the plot of the otome game they’ve found themslves in, only to see that Melody has solved everything, done every romantic route, and taken the main villain as her pet puppy. And that’s just in the first volume. This second one gives us an additional reincarnation from Japan, but also shows us that things have not completely been solved. The first villainess boss may now be Melody’s mistress, but the world still needs a first villainess boss, even if it has to use dark powers to create one. Worst of all, though, Melody has a crisis of faith. Maid faith.

We open back in Japan, where a grandmother in hospital, Maika, is talking to her granddaughter about a revival of an old otome game from years and years ago. Maika is upset, as said game was her obsession… until it took the life of her brother and his not girlfriend, who went missing in a plane disaster. Maika then goes to sleep… and wakes up as a little girl in a slum, completely confused. And then gets even more confused when her memories regress to her teenage self. Will she be able to find her brother and interact with the plot? Meanwhile, school has started and Luciana has made a friend… well, one or two. Most everyone else still seems to think of her family’s reputation first. And villain and love interest Bjork has to find a new jealous witch to make violently happy, and uses his knowledge of human behavior to do so. (I’m so sorry.)

The most interesting parts of this book are Melody and new character Micah (as she is spelled in this new world). Melody is at her best when using her talents to do things like resurrect an ancient temple with the power of horrifying magic, or accidentally resurrecting her mother into the spirit of an android maid (the latter is left vague). But at one point she’s asked “what is a perfect maid anyway?”, and trying to find the answer causes her to almost fall to bits, until she realizes how she can move forward and still be happy, even if it does disobey orders. As for Micah, she’s responsible for most of the funny bits in this book, as she goes from desperately trying to resolve plot points that everyone else resolved to simply screaming tsukkomi all the time. It’s good tsukkomi, I like her. I wish her well with her former savior turned evil possessed villain turned butler.

The ending promises we’re still not QUITE done with the main plotline, even if the Big Bad can’t decide whether to destroy the world or play fetch. Whatever he chooses, I’m sure Melody will effortlessly stop it. Very silly fun.