Guardian: Zhen Hun, Vol. 2

By Priest and Marmaladica. Released in China on the JJWXC website. Released in North America by Seven Seas. Translated by Yuka, Shry, amixy. Adapted by Ealasaid Weaver.

This is something of an epic, with gods, demons, tales from the age of Chaos, reincarnations, etc. There’s a few big battles, some risky maneuvers, etc. And, of course, there’s the simmering love between Zhao Yunlan and Shen Wei, which, no surprises, boils over towards the end of this book. It’s well told. That said, if you were going to ask my favorite parts of this second volume, without a doubt it was the two scenes Zhao Yunlan has with his parents, where he deals with coming out and their reactions to it. It’s one of the few times in the book where everything is taking place entirely in the human realm with human emotions, and both parents, knowing their son and his past relationships, being doubtful that this is the one, and also worried about the trouble he’ll have as a gay (well, bi, but Zhao Yunlan pretty much says “gay now” a la Willow from Buffy in this book) man in this world. I loved these scenes to bits.

We start off in much the same vein as the last book, with mysterious ailments that turn out to have supernatural ghost causes. We’re once again introduced to cool as fuck cop Zhao Yunlan, ultra repressed teacher (and soul-executing emissary) Shen Wei, the adorable dork Guo ChangCheng, Corpse King and tsundere (?) Chu Shuzhi, and of course fat cat Daqing. As the book goes on, though, we begin to expand the plot, mostly as it becomes even more obvious that Zhao Yunlan is a reincarnation of the Mountain God Kunlun. He ends up in a situation that opens his heavenly eye (which I assume is the same as a third eye for all intents and purposes), and heads out to a confrontation for the Merit Brush. More importantly for him, though, he finally manages to flirt hard enough to get Shen Wei to agree to be with him… for however much longer that may be.

I like Shen Wei, really I do. I get the sense that the last book in the series will be where he really comes to shine. But I joked on social media that he was sort of like Roger Daltrey in The Who, ostensibly the frontman but outshone by everyone else in the cast. It could simply be that “tightly repressed yearning to the point of agony” is just not my thing. It is more likely that Zhao Yunlan tends to swamp every single scene that he is in, which is almost every scene in the book, by his force of personality and coolness. I also was not expecting to be taken in by the subtextual homoerotic relationship in this book (our two leads are pretty much text). But yes, the wet and earnest Gao Changcheng and his puppyish increased devotion to sullen Chu Shuzhi, who is driven crazy by our Pure Young Lad basically just being good for no reason at all… it’s cute. I ship it. So… hoping for good things from you in Book 3, Shen Wei!

The third book is the final one of the series. and hopefully won’t kill everyone off. Till then, I can absolutely see why danmei fans love this.

Heavenly Swords of the Twin Stars, Vol. 1

By Riku Nanano and cura. Released in Japan as “Sōsei no Tenken Tsukai” by Fujimi Fantasia Bunko. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by Stephanie Liu.

This was one of two titles that recently came out that I’m reading because I like the other series that the author has released over here. Private Tutor to the Duke’s Daughter is from the same writer and artist as this series (and indeed is from the same publisher), and it’s always a big highlight when I read it, despite mostly being a collection of harem tropes with a subplot of cool battle scenes. This new series is the inverse, it’s a cool battle series with a subplot of romance. (I assume it will eventually be a harem, but right now there’s only two love interests, the one on the cover and the one who will lose.) The two series don’t really have all that much in common, besides a lead guy who downplays every single accomplishment he’s ever had. Unfortunately, may I’m just not a fan of these Chinese-inspired fantasy combat books, but I found this series a lot duller than his first.

One thousands years ago, Kou Eihou and his comrade Ou Eifuu helped the Emperor to conquer nearly the entire land. Unfortunately, the emperor died seven years ago, and now Kou Eihou has been branded a traitor and has a “wanted dead or dead” warrant out for him, so, after a farewell to his friend, he leaps off a tall cliff into icy waters. In the present day, Sekiei is the “freeloader” (his terms) or adopted-in-all-but-name son (everyone else’s terms) of the great general Chou Tairan. He was found as a child, having murdered the bandits who killed his parents, and was taken in when Tairan’s daughter Hakurei insisted that he be taken with them. Now she’s a gorgeous young woman with incredible sword skills, and he’s a guy who just wants to be a civil official. despite the fact that he’s Kou Eihou’s reincarnation, and his sword and strategy skills are still there with him.

The downside to this book, honestly, is that there is not a single beat that cannot be predicted by the reader before it happens. Hakurei is skilled, but no match for her “brother”, who she has a massive tsundere crush on. Before the book begins, Sekiei was sent to the big city to learn, and ended up saving the live of a merchant girl, who is both brilliant and madly in love with him. If I asked you to describe her for me, you’d have a few ideas, and “girl who looks really young except for her big breasts” is indeed the correct answer. It’s stuff the author wanted to play around with, rather than a really strong idea. On the bright side, the fight scenes are at least well handled, and given they’re the bulk of the book, that’s a good thing. Sekiei rates about a 6 or 7 on the Kirito scale, but that’s tolerable enough for me, and he and Hakurei make a good team when she’s not doing the equivalent of “it’s not like I did it for you, OK?” all the time.

If you like military fantasy, or silver-haired tsunderes, this is a decent read. I might just stick with Duke’s Daughter, though.

I Could Never Be a Succubus!, Vol. 2

By Nora Kohigashi and Wasabi. Released in Japan as “Watashi wa Succubus Ja Arimasen” by Hero Bunko. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by Roy Nukia.

In the first volume of this surprisingly fun series, we meet Lisalinde, the beloved, perfect and pure student at the academy, and over the course of the book we discover that she has amnesia, and is actually Liz, a succubus who was part of the hero’s party to defeat the demon lord but also a raging pervert who slept with half the party and can turn anything into sexual innuendo… or indeed just sex, period. The contrast is what makes it funny, and that’s still true here. Here, though, we also get an added dimension, and it’s the reason why this series works beyond one volume. Liz is a perverted succubus, yes, but she’s also a hero, and is basically kind, good, and wants peace in the world. We see that kindness a lot more here too, and yes, it’s tied in with a lot of the sex stuff, but that’s the point of her character, and it’s why the hero’s party are frustrated by all this. They want their Liz back.

We pick up where we left off, with Lisalinde trying to live her normal, peaceful school life but having to deal with these occasional weird urges. She’s attending a fancy dress party (and sniffing Cain’s shirt after he’s forced to change due to a drinks spill); she’s helping to finish the combat uniforms that have been ordered at her friend’s shop (and also dress in erotic outfits provided by said shop); she’s going out shopping with friends and dealing with the hero party’s massive tsundere Rachel (and, in the past, helping her get stop denying her feelings and get together with another member of their party); and she’s dealing with Aina, who is certain that she’s making moves on Cain but is mostly just jealous… and honestly, Aina’s evilness is rather pathetic. Unfortunately, near the end of the book, the hero’s party goes off to take care of a crisis… but it’s a trap, and now the school is being attacked, and only Lisalinde… or rather, Liz… can save them.

I don’t want to make this sound TOO heartwarming. It’s absolutely not for anyone who is not ready for unrepentant horniness. I quoted a passage on Twitter where Liz (past Liz) is doing a perverse sentai performance, and demanding children love underpants, but was advised to remove the tweet as, well, it’s deeply, deeply, wrong. Honestly, I was rather surprised that it’s not the ENTIRE hero’s party who are part of Liz’s sexual polycule, and that Rachel and Mitter appear to be a separate couple (albeit sexual, thanks again to Liz). Even the final battle, which is mostly a dramatic fight showing how, when she actually HAS her memories back, Liz is stupid powerful, is triggered by her huffing Cain’s gym shorts for an extended period. Unfortunately, while she’s recovered enough to regain her memories for emergencies, she’s not recovered enough to keep them beyond that, so it’s back to horrified pure Lisalinde at the end.

So yes, better than it sounds, again, but only read it if you’re interested in what it sounds like.