I’m the Strongest in This Zombie World, But I Can’t Beat This Girl!, Vol. 1

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By Ryou Iwanami and TwinBox. Released in Japan as “Zombie Sekai de Ore wa Saikyou dakedo, Kono Ko ni wa Katenai” by MF Bunko J. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Eriko Sugita.

Yes, it’s that time again. The time when Sean picks out a title that he normally would never touch with a ten foot pole and gives it a try to see what the people who don’t read what I read are reading. The author of this series has been active in light novel circles for over a decade, with various small run series, but this is their first license over here, I believe. And it’s a weird combination of ecchi romcom and zombie survival horror. Even the author admits that they didn’t think it would get picked up when they pitched it. So, with that in mind, how is it? Well, it does its job. It knows exactly what a readership who want zombies and a readership who want an ecchi harem title need, and it gives us both of them. There’s innuendo galore, and lots of saucy, sexy situations (with no sex). There’s also grim zombie deaths. And then there’s our hero, who… well, now, that’s the story.

Yuuma, the nebbish high school boy who always seems to star in these sorts of things, is in class one day when suddenly there’s a zombie outbreak. As everyone panics and gets bitten, he’s the only one to get out of the school. Unfortunately, he gets bitten by his zombie family when he goes home. Devastated, he lies by the riverside and awaits zombiefication. Just then, the younger sister of his childhood friend, Haruka, shows up. She isn’t a zombie, but is upset, as you might imagine, with current events. He reveals his own condition, and somehow the conversation ends up with her allowing him to grope her breasts before he dies. Then he turns zombie… but manages to revert, because he really wants to protect Haruka. Now he can switch between zombie and human… and also has a girlfriend? Maybe?

The general rule of thumb is you’re allowed one ridiculous handwave in your book. Obviously, the handwave for this series is that Yuuma can switch back and forth between being human and being a zombie because he’s just that good. Well, OK, the end of the volume hints that it may be more than that, as zombies really want to get at his blood, and his saliva can also cure zombiedom. Which means he has to make out with one of the other girls every few hours. I’ll be honest, this is still not my bag. But the zombie horror and discussion of existential zombie issues is done reasonably well. And, given its genre, the ecchi harem stuff is also done well. There’s four heroines, each a different “type”, lots of discussion of boobs and looking up skirts, etc. It manages to do what that genre should do without getting too skeevy. (It is a little skeevy, but that’s the genre.)

I’m not sure how invested in this series Yen is, given they got the name of the heroine wrong in both the first novel’s blurb and the second novel’s blurb. (Her name is Haruka Hyuuga, but some Naruto fan has sabotaged things, as the website designated her “Haruka Hinata” in the first one and “Hinata Hyuuga” in the second. I gotta say, Haruka is NOTHING like Hinata from Naruto. More of a Sakura type.) Anyway, digression aside, if you like zombies and boobs, this is right up your alley. As for me, back to villainessin’, I guess.

Lacey Longs for Freedom: The Dawn Witch’s Low-Key Life after Defeating the Demon King, Vol. 2

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By Hyogo Amagasa and Kyouichi. Released in Japan as “Akatsuki no Majo Lacey wa Jiyū ni Ikitai” by Overlap Novels f. Released in North America by J-Novel Heart. Translated by Alex Honton.

This book leans very, very strongly into Lacey’s introversion and tendency to rebuff all praise, and it’s the better for it, because the premise of the series is not really “will she get together with Wayne?” – this isn’t a romance, though there’s elements – but rather it’s “will she learn to love herself and accept that she’s a genius who comes up with amazing ideas no one else could think of?” And by no one else, I mean no one else in the magical land she’s a part of, living in a small village. Because honestly, scented sachets and insulated bags to keep things cool are things that seem obvious to us, a modern reader. But they take the country by storm – which is possibly not a good thing, as they’re getting far too much attention, and for someone whose wish to the king was that she wanted to be free, that’s bad news. Lacey is going to have to fight for freedom rather than just long for it.

Lacey’s opened her “Anything” shop, but she’s having trouble getting customers, mostly as the village saw the superpowers she used in the last book and don’t want to bother her with things that aren’t all that much. That said, when she hears Allen’s family talking about how they want cold drinks in the heat of summer, she comes up with an insulated bag to keep cool things cool and warm things warm. After this, her former party member Dana drops by, both to reconnect with Lacey and to consult her on the muscle and head pain she’s got from dealing with nobles too much. (The answer is: sleep.) Unfortunately, one of those nobles is rather desperate to get a hold of the creator of these super-popular inventions, and he’s not above kidnapping people – or, for that matter, murdering people – to get what he wants.

Lacey’s journey to self-confidence is slow, and still a work in progress, but she makes tremendous strides here. She’s helped by Wayne, who’s probably the weak point of the book – he’s basically the perfect boyfriend, patiently waiting for her to figure it out, and also helping her behind the scenes to make sure she’s happy. I wish he had more flaws. Lacey has plenty of those, as she constantly denies her own cleverness by pointing out how much everyone else contributed to her idea, and of course is still hiding her true identity because she feels she can’t live up to the Dawn Witch in everyone’s head. The running theme in this book is seeing her crouch down on the ground and pull her huge witch’s hat over her head to hide from anything that overwhelms her. By the end of the book, having stood up for herself and those she’s now vowed to protect, she doesn’t need the hat anymore, and it symbolically blows away in a scene that is (chef’s kiss).

So definitely still enjoying this. But I think the third volume only recently came out in Japan, so it might be a bit before we get more. Recommended for introverts who love to painfully identify with the heroine.

Disowned But Not Disheartened! Life Is Good with Overpowered Magic, Vol. 1

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By Riko Saiki and Baracan. Released in Japan as “Ie wo Oidasaremashita ga, Genki ni Kurashiteimasu: Cheat na Mahou to Zensei Chishiki de Kaiteki Benri na Second Life!” by Kadokawa Books. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by Grant U.

Sometimes you get an author who doesn’t quite get why a thing is popular. They see that the Narou site has a lot of those “Cinderella” style light novels these days, starring a girl who’s been through a lot but things get better for her. Add a touch of isekai and otome game, and you’ve got an automatic winner, right? Except no, you actually have to put in the work. You cannot simply have three to four pages of tragic backstory and then have our heroine be absolutely fine the rest of the book. What’s more, you have to actually have a heroine. Plucky girl is not enough by itself, she needs to somehow grow and change throughout the book. Unfortunately, this is one of those books where the author did not get the memo. And as a result, we’re left with someone who would never be disheartened, because honestly, everything goes their way. What if Cinderella grew up with the prince?

When she’s three years old, Tafelina develops a rare mana destabilization… and then suddenly her hair and eyes change color. Naturally, her father reacts to this the only way he can: by strapping a three-year-old to the side of a horse and letting it run out of his territory. Fortunately, when we meet her, now nicknamed Lera, she’s been rescued by her uncle and has grown up in the earldom of Peylon, which she describes as being full of “meatheads” but is, in reality, filled with powerful monster slayers and magical geniuses… none more so than Lera herself, whose memories from her past life in Japan (come on, you can’t say you’re surprised) allow her to come up with amazing invention ideas that research teams can turn into money makers. Now she’s thirteen, and what do all teenagers do in books like these? They go to the academy, of course.

I kept being annoyed at the way this book did things. The Cinderella amounts to the prologue and one point in the main story where she’s shown to an attic by a prejudiced dorm head. Other than that, she’s got an adopted family who adore her, friends who admire her, and a knight who seemingly falls in love with her at first sight and is asking if she’s engaged yet. Those who dislike her are all evil cartoons, particularly the “other” Tafelina, who her father brought in to replace her after running her out of town on a mare. Most annoyingly, Lera doesn’t have enough of a personality to carry a book like this. She’s already super powerful, so doesn’t really learn much in classes, and she rarely gets angry or overexcited about anything, so we’re mostly left with a narrative “meh”. The one big conflict we’re promised, the downfall of her birth family, doesn’t happen, and is clearly being saved for Book 2.

Even the names in this book are annoying and hard to remember. Skip it.