By MIZUNA and Ruki. Released in Japan as “Yarikonda Otome Game no Akuyaku desu ga, Danzai wa Iya nano de Mattou ni Ikimasu” by TO Books. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by sachi salehi.

I kept waiting for this one to go wrong, and it never really managed to. Oh, it flirted with going wrong a few times, but for the most part this book was content to stay in its lane and do what it came here to do, which is be another one of those “reincarnated as a kid and I revolutionize the entire country with my inventing basic modern conveniences” genre, of which there are quite a few. Our main character learns magic. He invents hand lotion and conditioner. He invents radio calisthenics. And while he doesn’t immediately manage to cure a dread disease plaguing his family, he does manage to find a palliative cure, which sometimes is all we can do. There are elves. There are dark elves. There are beastgirls. There are petty noble jerks. There’s a empress who has all the real power. Hell, our hero even gets married at six years old, which comes as a surprise even to him. It’s got everything.

J. Random Salaryman discusses the otome game he just finished with his co-worker, heads home, and has a heart attack and dies. He wakes up in the body of a 6-year-old who is also recovering from collapsing in the garden, and startles everyone around him by being polite and sensible. Then he realizes that he’s in the young body of Reid Valdia, who… was barely in the game at all, at least until you cleared it all and got the chance to free play, whereupon you realize he had amazing things he could do if only he raised his base stats… which he didn’t. Turns out the reason he didn’t is his mother is dying, and he’s been too busy appalling everyone around him and throwing a massive tantrum. Now that he has new memories, he can make up with his sister, treat the maids and knights well, and also try to find a way to cure his mom. Among other things.

So, because it always gets asked, yes, there’s slavery in this world, but not in our main character’s empire. I’m sure we’ll be dealing with it eventually, but at least he clears the low bar by saying “let’s NOT use a slave” here. There’s also Reid forming a cute little crush on the hot elf that he hired to sell his products, though I could do without the comedy “everyone gets mad at me” part of that, as well as the hot elf’s reaction to the whole thing, which is “I’m reacting like a lovestruck teenager because I forgot he’s six.” To be fair, he doesn’t ACT six. One of the better scenes here has his father essentially straight up ask “what the hell happened, why are you different?” and Reid telling him the truth. I also liked the “like father like son” comparison, as we see Reid rescue a lost cute girl who later turns out to be someone important, and in a side story at the end we see his father rescuing a young woman from ruffians.

Oh yes, and the Empress is awesome. This is not going to set any “wow, this plot is original!” records, but it does what people want, and it does it pretty well. I’ll read more.