By Miya Kazuki and You Shiina. Released in Japan as “Honzuki no Gekokujou: Hannelore no Kizokuin Gonensei” by TO Books. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by quof.

It’s been a while since we last saw Hannelore, chasing her love into the past and learning a valuable lesson, that lesson being “Wilfried is not the one”. (Wilfried waxes and wanes as the books require it, but he is absolutely not at his best in this book – I equated his thought process on social media to that of a bagel.) On the bright side, the goddess has allowed her to remember everything she did in the past, and all her character growth. Oh, don’t worry, she still blushes a lot and shies away from the idea that anyone would be in love with her for anything other than political reasons. But in many other ways she’s grown and matured a huge amount. Which is good, as, well, she accidentally created a huge crisis, and Rozemyne is not around to help fix things this time. Mostly as Rozemyne is off in her own adventures… offscreen. Yeah, sorry, she is Miss-Not-Appearing-In-This-Book.

Hannelore is back in the present, and everything has gone bonkers. Since the Goddess of Time used Hannelore’s body as a vessel, everyone is now also saying she’s chosen by the Gods, despite Hannelore pointing out that she was just a messenger. That, plus the fact that she fixed her poor reputation during the recent war, means EVERYONE now wants her hand in marriage… and are challenging Dunkenfelger for it. Sometimes this is merely annoying (most of the lower duchies). Sometimes it’s a lot more serious (Ortwin, who tries to make his case that he really does love her, but suffers from his reputation). And sometimes it’s a nightmare, as Sigiswald is still after her, and he’s set up this Bride-Stealing Ditter match to get her, by hook or by crook. Unfortunately, for everyone who is not part of Dunkenfelger, no one knows what Bride-Stealing Ditter really entails.

It’s hard to talk about this book in brief, as it’s filled with terrific moments. My first favorite moment comes when Hannelore meets with Eglantine, and it becomes very clear that Eglantine, like most people (and the readers) assume that this is just a big soccer match. In reality, Bride-Stealing Ditter is frequently lethal, and a lot more like the war they just had. Eglantine assumes that Hannelore, being a fluffy bunny sort of person, will object to this. Hannelore, though, is only a fluffy bunny sort of person compared to the rest of her friends and family, and is not backing down on this. They need to prepare to die, she says. (Eglantine does not have a fun book.) My other favorite moment is right at the end, when she turns down Ortwin’s marriage proposal. She explains that the protection and sympathy he can offer her, even if it does come from love, is something she doesn’t need anymore and has grown past. She admits if he asked a year ago she might have accepted, but his “timing was poor”. Given that this is something Hannelore has always seen as her biggest weakness, the irony is absolutely delicious.

We end before we get the ditter itself, and while I would never wish death on anyone, Sigiswald is fictional, so come on, throw me a bone. Bookworm fans should be quite happy.