By Touya and chibi. Released in Japan as “Tensei Sita Daiseijyo ha, Seijyo Dearuko Towohitakakusu” by Earth Star Novels. Released in North America by Airship. Translated by Kevin Ishizaka. Adapted by Michelle McGuinness.

I’ve talked before about how Fia has this odd canny intuition and ability to connect the dots combined with an absolute ironclad airheaded dumbassness. This may be the volume where the reader’s tolerance of this is pushed to the absolute limit, though things are not helped by others around her also failing to get a clue either. It’s not quite Airheadception, but I was thinking that. The main plotline in this book revolves around Fia simply not understanding, despite seeing evidence of it for the last seven books before this, that the saint powers are a lot less powerful than they were in the past. (Indeed, we hear in a side story that she was ludicrously more powerful in the past as well, but things HAVE decayed.) This means that all her attempts to brush off what she thinks are minor use of saint powers to heal someone up turn out to be astonishing miracles to everyone around her – including a crowd of commoners. She’s VERY close to finally blowing her cover.

We open with Fia and Charlotte meeting the current frontrunner to be Head Saint, Priscilla, and boy, she has a chip on her shoulder and does not like Fia at ALL. Fia barely notices this, of course. Fia then has a bit more of the world explained for her, but not enough to make much of a difference, as she suddenly decides o put on a show when she hears that Commander Saviz will be marrying a saint soon. And who better to ask for ideas about how to entertain then the jesters we met in the previous book… who are the literal king and the top duke in the country, but Fia barely pays attention to this. They have their own agenda, however, which is to dress Fia like a saint and parade her around. Their goal is to get more info about how she found the rose that supposedly had been extinct since 300 years ago, but everything goes to hell when they run into a noble with a dying daughter – a noble that the two jesters seem to hate.

As ever with this book, I tend to appreciate the moments when it gets a bit more serious. We hear about Duke Alcott’s younger sister, who supposedly died ten years past but in reality is in a coma, and is also the reason that the king has been getting younger by the year. We get a few flashbacks with Colette, and honestly she reminds me a lot of Fia – I bet they’d get along great. Unfortunately, when Colette was dying, an earl opposed them using the powers of a saint to try to heal her. As a result, now that the earl has a dying daughter (who is also a saint) himself, their first thought is petty revenge. Fortunately, Fia may be an airhead but she’s also airhead Jesus, so you know there’s no way she’s going to do anything other than heal her using ridiculously powerful magic and then hem and haw about how she did it. Fia is Big Dumb, but also Big Good.

Things are left a bit cliffhangerey, so it’s not clear if Fia is going to be able to wake up Colette, or if this is finally the straw that breaks the camel’s back and gives away that she’s a reincarnation. Recommended to those who love to see the most powerful tennen boke in the world.

By Touya and chibi. Released in Japan as “Tensei Sita Daiseijyo ha, Seijyo Dearuko Towohitakakusu ZERO” by Earth Star Novels. Released in North America by Airship. Translated by Kim Morrissy. Adapted by Melanie Kardas.

One thing I’ve noticed about several light novels series that feature things that are supposed to be cute is that they can get surprisingly dark, at least at the start. I’ve talked before about Kuma Bear and its tendency towards horrific backstories filled with rape and murder for some characters, which we basically never get anymore. And, in the main series that this is a spinoff of, we get how Serafina died, and it also features rape and torture. That too, as the books went on, has been, if not removed, at least rarely mentioned unless it’s very plot-relevant. And the first novel in this spinoff was firmly on the site of cute and adorable, so I was expecting the same thing here. Imagine my surprise when I got another character with a tragic backstory that reads very much like a horror novel. Monsters exist here, and it turns out that they can lead to fates much worse than death.

Serafina is out and about now that she can see, and she’s shown off her cook saint powers to Sirius. So it’s time for her to work with him in earnest, and that also means she needs a cohort of knights to guard her. What’s surprising to everyone but the reader, who knows that Sirius is absolutely obsessed with Serafina, is that the knights chosen are the best of the best, cream of the crop… and they’re wondering why the second princess needs so much more protection than, say, the FIRST princess. That said, she is pretty freaking adorable… and the “special medicine” she makes to cure Canopus’ fever works a bit TOO well. Clearly there’s only one thing left to do: go the the beach. Which, to be fair, also involves a bit of investigation, as this beachside community has been in an economic slump recently. It’s almost as if the spirit who blessed them is dying…

This is, out of necessity, a series where our heroine is six years old, so it lacks any of the romance that the main series hints at. Sure, Sirius is obsessed with Serafina, but that’s meant to be more of a dad/older brother thing, and honestly, she’s more his emotional crutch than he is hers. I did briefly wonder, though, if one of the guards was going to have a childhood friend romance with one of the saints, who turns out to be from his own hometown. Unfortunately, this isn’t a romance, and the guards only get to be as obsessed with Serafina as a powerful saint as Sirius is. Instead, the childhood friend’s plotline is a reminder of the dangers of feeling responsible for things you do as a kid that aren’t really your fault – easy enough to do here, when it turns out the things are so horrifying. (I was honestly a bit annoyed at the girl here. “I know you feel bad about your whole family being murdered, but did you know their souls may also be trapped in torment?”)

So overall, this was quite good, concentrating on the cuteness while also leaving in some darkness for those who like the contrast. It does have a dangling plotline, though, I hope that gets resolved whenever the third volume is out. We’ll get the main series first, though.

By Touya and chibi. Released in Japan as “Tensei Sita Daiseijyo ha, Seijyo Dearuko Towohitakakusu ZERO” by Earth Star Novels. Released in North America by Airship. Translated by Faye Cozy and Kim Morrissy. Adapted by Melanie Kardas.

If you have a prequel series, it helps to have two really important things: a reason for the author to write it, and a reason for the reader to read it. The author explains in the afterword the reason that we’re getting this prequel: it’s a story they wanted to tell as flashbacks in the main series, but it rapidly got far too huge, so it was decided to make it a series of its own. As for the reader, I will admit I was a bit worried. The general premise of the main series is that, whether it be in the present as Fia or in the past as Serafina, our heroine is an extremely lovable goober who everyone adores. Technically that’s true here, but there’s a very important difference, which is that this is the story of Serafina at six, not sixteen (we get those flashbacks in the main series). As a result, she’s an ADORABLE lovable goober.

Sirius, the most powerful man in the kingdom of Nav, is sent out by the King to go gget the second princess, Serafina. Six years ago she was born blind, which is still frowned on when you’re royalty, and so she was sent to a detached house in the forest to stay so that she did not get bullied at the royal court. But circumstances have changed, and now she’s needed back at the palace. So Sirius and his beleaguered colleagues (who can’t keep up with him) head into the forest to find an extremely adorable six-year-old redhead. She can’t open her eyes, but she can apparently see spirits. When monsters attack, and prove too strong for most of the knights, a panicked Serafina calls on her Saint powers, regains her sight, and proves to be the Most Powerful Saint in the World.

This book has an agenda, and that agenda is CUTE. Sure, Serafina can still be a colossal airhead some of the time, but for the most part that’s explainable as her being a six-year-old who lived in a jungle all her life, rather than as her having none of the common sense of everyone she grew up around like the main series. Everyone who meets Serafina seems to adore her immediately, except (briefly) her brothers, who give in after Sirius trains them to death. We also meet Canopus here, and get a sense of the prejudice that he and his people go through… which ends up being steamrolled through the power of Serafina’s really liking him. And what do you know, he does indeed turn out to be really strong. She even manages to tame a griffon and a fenrir, which sort of serves as a replacement for the dragon she has in the main series. Basically, she’s a bundle of cute, and also packing ludicrous power, which Sirius is not yet ready to show off just yet. He’s too enraptured by her to do so.

The recent light novel rankings came out in Japan, and the main series placed a LOT higher than I had thought. Which explains the prequel. Fans of Fia will love seeing cute l’il Serafina wrap everyone around her finger.