By Saekisan and Hanekoto. Released in Japan as “Otonari no Tenshi-sama ni Itsu no Ma ni ka Dame Ningen ni Sareteita Ken” by GA Bunko. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Nicole Wilder.

As with prior reviews of this title, you’ll have to pardon me, there’s very little to actually write about. The brief bubble of ‘what if a sweet girl and a sweet boy dated?’ light novels burst a while back, and we’ve only got a few ongoing in North America, including this series. It’s doing quite well, and there’s a second season of the anime coming soon. That said, there’s really only two things I can really sink my teeth into here: “Boy, these kids are adorable”, and “Boy, their past has caused both of them to think they are completely unworthy of being loved”. That comes up here quite a bit, as not only is it Mahiru’s birthday, meaning we have to give her the BEST DAY EVER, but they’re also starting to think of college, which means moving to a new place… one where they actually would be living together. Even the very concept makes them both go red. We’re a looooooong way from sex still.

Having successfully celebrated Amane’s birthday, Mahiru’s is up next. Unfortunately, thanks to her parents, she regards the day as “oh, it’s just another year marker showing I’ve gotten older”, it holds no joy for her at all. Amane is determined to change that, and wants to do everything he can to make this the best birthday. Admittedly, after they take exams, and after parent-teacher conferences (which Mahiru attends by herself, of course). We’re going to need the help of friends with actual good taste and an eye for beauty to get just the right bouquet of flowers. We’re going to ask the part-time job to help him learn how to bake the perfect cake. We’re going to try to buy a gift for the girl who has no needs because anything she sees that she wants she just buys it. And in the end, we may have to bring in a ringer to put the cherry on top.

One little niggle that I noticed throughout the book: I appreciate how it can be hard to use real-life places and the names of actual universities in fiction. That said, this series goes above and beyond to obfuscate every detail. We know they’re trying for “the same college” and that it’s about an hour commute from their current apartment. That’s it. We don’t know anything about the college, we don’t know what major they’re doing, except Amane wants to use college to get a better job in the future. It’s very… generic, which is something this series, already a bit too sweet, should avoid. The finale of this book, though, was excellent, finally introducing a character we’ve heard about since the start but have never met, and here the plot is just right, with a good balance of “I’m so happy” and “but is that OK, don’t you deserve better than me?”, because these two are both still a bit screwed up.

Yen’s slowdown means I’ve no idea when the next book will be. Till then, enjoy the next season of the anime.

By Saekisan and Hanekoto. Released in Japan as “Otonari no Tenshi-sama ni Itsu no Ma ni ka Dame Ningen ni Sareteita Ken” by GA Bunko. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Nicole Wilder.

There’s a real difference between a short story volume made up of stories that were given away as free stories to those who bought the volume at a certain store, and short stories that have been specially crafted for a short story volume. This definitely feels like the latter, and the author, in the afterword, says they tried to make it different from the 5.5 volume by shifting the focus away from the two best friends and over to Amane’s parents and Yuuta. But the real focus of the entire volume is on Mahiru, on what she used to be like and how she became the young woman she is today. Which means, at last, we finally get a glimpse of Koyuki, the maid who acted as Mahiru’s de facto parent in the absence of any love from her actual parents. And yes, that means that this book can get quite dark, because any time from before Mahiru met Amane is really depressing.

The wraparound for this is that Amane sees Mahiru writing in her diary, which she says she keeps to save important memories – good and bad – in her life. The stories: Mahiru and Yuuta have a polite but awkward lunch; Mahiru and Amane discuss the value of hard work; Mahiru is a Very Good Girl and asks Koyuki if she can learn how to cook; Amane’s parents discuss what to do about the boy who caused Amane to become the self-loathing young man he is now; Mahiru deals with the aftermath of Amane meeting her father; Mahiru and Amane discuss skin care; Mahiru and Amane buy matching flatware; Amane asks why Mahiri always speaks formally with everyone; We get Mahiru and Amane’s night in bed together from her POV; Amane takes care of Mahiru when she’s having her period; a 10-year-old Mahiru has to deal with the jealousy of other girls.

As you can see, a majority of these stories sound light and fluffy, and they are. The ones set in Mahiru’s past mostly are there to emphasize why she is the way she is, just as the volume where they return to Amane’s hometown does that for him. (His parents are awesome here, and we see how violently protective Shuuto is of his son.) She was a profoundly lonely girl who had tremendous difficulty – still does – opening up to anyone. As a result, she has Amane on a huge pedestal, and we realize the title The Angel Next Door Spoils Me Rotten applies to both of them equally. They’re living together for the most part already, picking out furniture as if they’re married, and while they haven’t gone all the way yet, the lead up to the sexy times indicates that certain bases were achieved.

People read this series for the warm fuzzies, and this book gives them to you in spades. Just be ready for some heart-rending stuff whenever we see Mahiru as a younger girl.

By Saekisan and Hanekoto. Released in Japan as “Otonari no Tenshi-sama ni Itsu no Ma ni ka Dame Ningen ni Sareteita Ken” by GA Bunko. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Nicole Wilder.

The author, I get the sense, is not only well aware of the reputation that this series has for purity to the point of ridiculousness, but positively revels in it. The start of this volume has Mahiru indicate that she’ll let Amane do anything he wants to her, and both times the closest we get to actual sex is hickeys. Indeed, the joke – both at the start and the end – is that everyone else, including Mahiru, wants something more (never stated, of course, due to pure pureness but implied with her getting very red when he talks about lying in her lap – the last time he did that he was facing towards her, so the implication is there). Amane is made of sterner stuff, though, and he knows very well that the moment that he lets go of his self-control and allows himself to do what he wants with Mahiru, she will somehow immediately be pregnant and possibly homeless. So for now, hickeys it is.

So yes, Amane and Mahiru are now sleeping together. By which I mean she’s staying the night in his apartment, and they sleep in his bed, but again, hickeys is as far as we go. And they’re not even visible hickeys. In the meantime, though, Amane has the future in mind. He wants to live with Mahiru forever, and that means marriage. His parents, who drop by to visit and embarrass the hell out of their son, not in that order, say that they will he,lp with whatever future plans he has – they know he tries to take everything on himself – but he wants to buy the ring with his own money. As such, he asks muscle fangirl classmate Ayaka to help find him a part-time job, and she hooks him up at a cafe her aunt runs for wealthy older customers – one where he can work as a waiter/barrista. That said, Mahiru’s not allowed to see him at work. Yet.

The final scene in the book is essentially the continuation of the first, showing off that them being married is just a matter of a registration – as far as their behavior is concerned, they may not be having sex, but in all other respects they’re soulmates. We meet the co-workers at Amane’s cafe, and they reminded me of the sort of eccentric personalities you might find in some other light novel series, where the childhood friend pines without ever being noticed. But Amane and Miharu are those types as well. In any other light novel, they’d be minor characters, the schmoopy couple who put everyone else in the class to shame and are always shamelessly flirting. Of course, these two flirt without realizing it – even to each other, which can get hilarious.

If you’re waiting for the sex, I’d wait till the end of the series, and get very angry then, as I suspect it won’t be there either. If you’re waiting for the cuteness and the syrupy sweetness, it’s all over this volume.