By Mori and Huyuko Aoi. Released in Japan as “Yane Urabeya no Kōshaku Fujin” by Kadokawa Books. Released in North America by J-Novel Heart. Translated by piyo.

So you’re a writer and you have a problem. You’ve introduced a naive idealist who has no idea how the real world works, and who tends to be easily led. Over the course of the book, your lead character manages to educate them on how things should be done and how they’re the ones to do them. Which is great, now the character knows better and is ready to contribute to society. And yet, your book can’t really happen when everyone is being relatively savvy. It’s time to introduce relative of naive idealist, who’s twice as bad and twice as stubborn. If your book is for guys, be sure to make the second character a woman, preferably blonde. If it’s for girls, then be sure to make him handsome but dumb. So dumb. We want to be able to see the wind whistling through his head. And if you really want to go all the way, just make him a trainspotter. Sure, American readers might not get the type. But Brits sure will.

Opal is back in Lumeon, there to celebrate Ellie becoming the new grand duke. Unfortunately, while Opal now knows that Ellie has grown up and is ready to become a fine ruler, this has not filtered out to anyone else in the country. As such, Opal and her brother Julian (Claude, alas, stays home this book to take care of the kid) do their best to show how Ellie has changed and make the path to her… whatever coronation is for dukes… easier. Julian is also there to be a sexy noble hitting on Ellie and romancing her, because they still don’t know who was behind her kidnapping in the last book. The prime suspects are her uncle, who doesn’t really have a motive, and her cousin, who is… well, see paragraph above. As such, the bulk of this book is a mystery rather than a thriller as Opal and Julian try to work out the why and how of all the cunning plans the enemy has.

Yes, we again open in an attic to make the title work, but once again, it’s just as a nostalgic show – Opal does have her life threatened twice in this book, but both times it’s in the open, so attics are not in play. I did call this book a mystery, but the mystery is not really that hard – hrm, could it be the guy who’s always looking shifty and evil? – so the real reason to enjoy this is to see Ellie continue to gain experience and confidence, her cousin Michael be dumb as a stump (his obsession is trains, but as Opal soon shows, he’s not an expert on them either), and Julian be a charming asshole most of the time, usually on purpose to incite others to show themselves. As with Book 1 and Book 3, you could theoretically end the series here, but technically Ellie isn’t in power yet, so I’m sure Opal will be back soon.

This continues to fit the definition of “solid”.

By Mori and Huyuko Aoi. Released in Japan as “Yane Urabeya no Kōshaku Fujin” by Kadokawa Books. Released in North America by J-Novel Heart. Translated by piyo.

So first of all, I need to tell you all something important: despite being kidnapped here, Opal is not locked in an attic. The only sign of the title of the series are at the start, where she waxes nostalgic about the old attic days with her husband, and later on, when she waxes nostalgic about being locked in the attic while she’s being kidnapped. For the most part, what this book is about instead is Opal passing on her wisdom to the generation after her. We meet a troubled young royal, who is trying to avoid an engagement to someone she doesn’t love, and is a bit difficult and hard to deal with. Everyone except Opal spots the similarities immediately, and even Opal eventually admits it. That said, Ellie is a lot more naive and childish than Opal was in the first book, so has a much higher bar to clear. Also, she’s a princess, while Opal was just high nobility. Still, it’s never too early to learn how to get kidnapped.

Opal and Claude are on vacation when they are called back by the King, who asks Opal to mentor the willful princess of Lumeon, who has lost her parents and grown up with bad tutors and has basically become a spoiled brat. After being half-cajoled, half-blackmailed into it, Opal sets out on a sea voyage, first disguised as a commoner (where she meets a troubled woman and her adorable daughter and tries to help get them some work), and later on posing as a flighty airheaded duchess, where she enchants the guy who is trying to con the princess (also incognito) and switches to conning her instead. Fortunately, as Opal gets to know Ellie, she finds that a lot of her spoiled brat is just a very lonely girl acting up as it’s all she can do. Unfortunately, this series is still about the difference between the haves and the have nots.

There’s a lot of Opal being smug and solving her own problems here, but the series also is very clear that she has a tendency to “be one step behind”, as shown by the troubled mother and adorable daughter she meets on the boat, who we later find ended up working in a sweatshop. This is not Opal’s fault, but it does show that someone like her, who does try to save what’s right in front of her, can’t be everywhere. Her brother Julius is still better than her at most of these things, though he fails to be better than her at villainess-type parties, as she absolutely crushes the two ladies who are trying to destroy her reputation with the King. Essentially it’s telling us that even in her early 30s or so (I think that’s her approximate age), and with a husband and kid, she still has a lot to learn.

Fortunately for her, this series still isn’t over. This isn’t essential shoujo light novel, but it’s a good one for those who like women trying to march shoujo light novels into the 20th century kicking and screaming.

By Mori and Huyuko Aoi. Released in Japan as “Yane Urabeya no Kōshaku Fujin” by Kadokawa Books. Released in North America by J-Novel Heart. Translated by piyo.

(This review discusses a plot twist near the end of the book, but I will wait till paragraph three to do so.)

This is a very odd series, in that it’s technically meant to be a thriller of sorts, where we see Opal struggle against events that are conspiring against her. But she’s never seriously in danger, and knows it. And we, the reader, are fine with that. We’re not reading this series to see Opal being threatened by goons, we’re reading this to see Opal being smug, and boy howdy do we get that here. We also get another attic, and this time she stays in it for an extended period. I sometimes wonder if the author thinks of Opal in the attic, and then writes a plot to get her into it, rather than the other way around. As for the book itself, well, it’s taking the events of Books 1 and 2 and telling the reader we should have been paying far closer attention to them.

After the events of the last volume, which ended with someone trying to break up Opal and Claude, she heads off to their new lands without him. There she finds an old-fashioned, Satan-hating land maintainer, a butler who screams “I am evil”, and a footman that she immediately dislikes on sight. Fortunately, she does have her loyal maid Nadja. Unfortunately, while on her way to inspect mines, which requires her staying at a ludicrously opulent mansion that looms over a poor neighborhood, she finds herself kidnapped, locked in an attic, and held for ransom, along with Nadja. At least she gets things to read from that footman she dislikes. As for why she’s been kidnapped, well, the anti-royal faction have decided to have their revolution, and she makes a great hostage. Supposedly. If their revolution were going well.

So, one mystery I love is The Murder of Roger Ackroyd, by Agatha Christie. It’s not loved by everyone, however, and gets into “is it OK to withhold vital information when you are a first-person narrator?”. This book does the same thing, with Julian, the footman. I already knew he was going to be more than just one of the three bad guys. For one thing, he’s on the cover, pictured happily next to Claude and Opal. For another, he gets a big interior illustration the moment he first appears. That said, I assumed that he would be, y’know, an old friend of Claude’s who’s being a spy. Which, admittedly, is 100% true. But he’s also someone we’ve been hearing about since the very, very start of the series, always present by his absence, and Opal’s immediate dislike of him should have been a bigger clue. No one fights quite like a brother and sister, after all. This also makes the climax of the book, which should be tense and anxious, hilarious, as the two cannot stop sniping at each other. It’s glorious.

The first book had a definite ending, and then it continued. This third book also has a definite ending, and yet there is more. I’m looking forward to it a great deal, though.