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Long Story Short, I’m Living in the Mountains, Vol. 6

By Asagi and Shino. Released in Japan as “Zenryaku, Yama Kurashi wo Hajimemashita” by Kadokawa Books. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by N. Marquetti.

Never let it be said that the author’s firm commitment to no romantic pairings in this series doesn’t apply to BL as well. In an earlier volume, the author’s afterword got annoyed at the people trying to ship Sano with Katsuragi… and then added Katsuragi’s younger teen sister to the cast. Here we see Sano and Aikawa continuing to spend almost the entire winter hanging out, complete with a Valentine’s Day where he gets chocolates from Aikawa. The clerk at the local candy store clearly thinks they’re a couple. And yet only Aikawa notices this, and he gets Katsuragi and her sister to play up Sano being a very attractive heterosexual male to “clear up” the misunderstanding. Everyone understands what’s going on but Sano, which you could ascribe to his ongoing depression, but honestly, in this volume Sano also comes across as a bit dim. If he’s going to be the perfect boyfriend, he’s probably the himbo sort. That said, he’s nowhere near being ready for romance again.

I would summarize the plot here, but why bother? Sano watches the others hunt, but doesn’t do so himself. They all gather together to have delicious meals. Sano’s chickens are weird, and strangely overprotective. The Katsuragi sisters do return at the end of the volume, in time for the big event of the book: Sano’s birthday. Note that this party happens a bit late, because Sano doesn’t tell anyone about his birthday at all. Unfortunately, he lives next to a village which believes in community, and he is going to be dragged into that community like it or not. Even if the community has people like Kawanaka, who fills that role I hate in these sort of series, the creepy not-quite-predator friend that nobody likes but he’s a friend anyway. Less of him having to promise not to go after middle school girls would be great.

There is, of course, an actual plot to this series besides slow life – what the heck is up with those chickens? And that dragon? And those snakes? Here we see the hunters moving to the other mountains on either side of Sano’s. Katsuragi’s doesn’t go all that well due to a lack of trees (she has a lot more fields), but Aikawa’s is oddly eerie, as when they get to a certain point all the animals disappear. It’s suspected to be the work of Aikawa’s “pets”, but they’re both very cagey about it. In this book we get more clear evidence that actual Gods are managing these mountains, and are very likely behind Sano getting his chickens. The chickens function as pets and companions, but as we especially see in this book, they’re also bodyguards. They’re reluctant to leave Sano by himself for any period, and will only go off as a trio when he’s surrounded by humans. This could be related to his depression, but is that all it is?

Judging by the cover of Book 7, Sano will get a new addition to his family soon. In the meantime, this remains interesting to me almost despite itself.

Long Story Short, I’m Living in the Mountains, Vol. 5

By Asagi and Shino. Released in Japan as “Zenryaku, Yama Kurashi wo Hajimemashita” by Kadokawa Books. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by N. Marquetti.

Yes, it’s time to write the same review for the fifth time. I’ve talked before about slow life books that are not actually slow life at all, but “I want a slow life but I keep having all these girls and wars and battles” books. This is a genine slow life book, with plot twists such as “they go hunting”, “they go hunting again”, and “they eat what they hunted”, where the only surprise is that Sano, a relatively non-athletic sort, doesn’t go with them, so we never see any of the actual hunting. I suppose this fits with previous books, where we’ve heard about the chickens doing amazing things offscreen, but never get to see it. This book is laser focused on Sano, his depression, and his bonds with the folks who live at the foot of his mountain and in the mountains next door. And, of course, his non-romance with any of them. I think by now the author is genuinely trolling the readers about that, though.

Winter is here, and with this book we see the first snow hit Sano’s mountain retreat. His efforts to keep his screen door from freezing over work well, but you get the sense he’s not prepared for a really deep freeze. What’s more, the Katsuragi sisters have gone to town for the winter, so aside from one meal before the snows hit, they mostly communicate by text. Fortunately, he has Aizawa, who stays over at his place for a bit… then he stays over at Aizawa’s for a bit… then the two of them bond at a restaurant over the fact that society expects them to marry. Honestly, a large chunk of this book is BL except for the obvious. That said, not only is Sano still gaga over his chickens, particularly Yuma, the “chicken wife” of the group, but Aizawa still has Rin, his lamia, who is holed up in the house for the winter but you get the sense is definitely what Yuma is to Sano.

If you’ve read the previous reviews of this series, you know what I’m gonna talk about next. Sano is, for the most part, fairly laid back and mellow this book… except for Christmas, where for obvious reasons he slips back into depression. Aizawa too is struggling, as he tried to reconnect with his family recently, only to find that they just wanted to marry him off, so he fled again. Combine this with the Katsuragis fleeing from stalkers and you have a book whose entire premise seems to be “shut up and leave me alone”. That said, it also loves the community living in this area, and shows that they all love Sano as well. You don’t have to conform, you don’t have to get married and have kids and a normal job. You can, in fact, run away and live on a mountain. Provided, of course, you’re getting passive income from the apartment complex you’re renting out. I hope Sano is not a slumlord.

This is 11 volumes and counting, and I’m not exactly sure where it can really go except to explain why the animals on this mountain are bananas. Perhaps next time.

Long Story Short, I’m Living in the Mountains, Vol. 4

By Asagi and Shino. Released in Japan as “Zenryaku, Yama Kurashi wo Hajimemashita” by Kadokawa Books. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by N. Marquetti.

The author reminds us once again in the afterword that this is not a romance nor is it going to turn into one. And no, the chickens are not going to become cute girls either. I get it, as I imagine that the audience for this series is looking at the cute girl in the cast, joined in this volume by her younger, also cute sister, and shipping is just happening naturally. That said, if the author really didn’t want any romance I think they could shut things down a bit more. Sure, here Sano states outright that he’s not interested in Rie (good, as she’s underage), but much of the relationship between him and the Katsuragis consists of him basically being a perfect catch except for his horrible depression and self-loathing, and the two of them noticing it. And that’s not even considering the ho yay he’s ignoring between him and Aizawa. Or hell, the fact that he has a chicken wife and a jealous chicken mistress. Romance kind of worms its way in anyway.

As noted above, we get another cast member in this volume. Katsuragi’s younger sister Rie is dealing with a stalker who went from “let’s date” to “what are you doing right now?” to “I need to know where you are 24-7 or I will kill us both” very quickly, so her parents agreed that having her stay with her sister is for the best. Rie is a gyaru in Sano’s eyes, but I think “normal 17-year-old who possibly bleaches her hair a little” is more accurate. Elsewhere in the book, there’s a lot of killing of boars; Sano goes to the very top of his mountain and finds a dilapidated shrine, which he tries to fix up a bit; he learns how to get lotus roots straight from the source, though he doesn’t enjoy it; and he begins to prepare for the winter, which given his remote mountain will mean going to ground, possibly for a month or two.

There’s a very interesting bit about 2/3 of the way through the book where Sano realizes that he hasn’t really prepared for winter fast enough or done enough, and thinks ruefully that he’s always slow to pick up on things like this and maybe that’s why his old fiancee left him. About five pages later, he’s hearing how Rie is finding Katsuragi’s place too cold and worries over it, workshopping solutions and eventually coming over and helping the two of them to insulate it. Sano’s depression is all internal – he still hates it when people tell him not to pay them back – and anytime he has to deal with something that affects only himself (see: his chapped hands), he puts it off or ignores it, but when it’s about anyone else, he basically becomes the perfect boyfriend. Something Katsuragi is deliberately ignoring, and which Rie does not ignore but she’s still 17, so…

The book implies that Sano is going to be alone for several months – given this cast is doing its level best to make sure this fragile guy is part of a community, I highly doubt that. Next time: more now, more chickens, and probably less not-romance.