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The Adorable Dungeon Master, Vol. 1

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By Hunger and Llo. Released in North America by J-Novel Club.

This is the 2nd of the J-Novel Club original light novel contest winners I’ve taken a look at, this one with illustrations by the artist who does Reincarnated as a Sword. Unlike An Unruly Summon, I don’t think the author has a large number of similar-looking webnovel series lying around the internet, so this is definitely the first I’ve seen of them. This won the Bookwalker Prize, which was as far as I can tell the one the Bookwalker Judge wanted to single out, and the judge commented on how cute it was. And they’re not wrong. Though you may not guess it after reading the prologue, this book is called The Adorable Dungeon Master and that’s exactly what you will get. Lilac’s inner narration can be a hoot, as she alternates between being a sensible gamer bringing modern-day knowledge to a “based on a game medieval fantasy” world and a chatterbox young women with no off switch. She loves cute things, and there’s a lot of them as well. That said, be warned: this is about as deep as a puddle, and the one or two times I thought it might get deeper, it ran away from it.

Luicia Morales has big plans. Sure, she was a bit of a nerd in high school, mostly interested in linguistics, and with an overprotective family making sure no guys came anywhere near her. But now her family is getting ready to move out of the dangerous neighborhood they live in, and she’s going to study to be an interpreter! Unfortunately… no, not Truck-kun… as she’s about to get in the moving van, a nearby turf war means she’s shot and killed as a passerby. She wakes up as (try to contain your surprise) the character in the old game she loved! She’s a Sprigian (fairy), she’s about half to a third of the size of a human, cute as hell, and she’s stacked and has a big ass, which I merely mention here because she mentions it an awful lot. She’s also very OP, and as it turns out she’s the Heir of Balance, which means she’s Very Important. Which is good, as she’s in the nightmarish forest of monsters.

This is, as I said, a lot lighter in tone than the grim beginning might suggest. Lucia/Lilac has one brief moment where she grieves about her death and thinks of her family, but her grief causes bad weather in the fairy castle she’s in (it’s controlled by her emotions), so she basically moves on to make things nicer. There are actual bad guys in this new world, but they’re all of the “cartoonishly evil noble” sort, and the biggest surprise in the book is that the fate of one of them isn’t just “killed off in the worst possible way”. The best parts of the book are when Lilac is either making new minions and interacting with them (I particularly liked the bear who turns out to be a bear mascot who is cripplingly shy), or when she’s actually thinking about the linguistics that she wanted to be her specialty back in Japan… wait, no, this is an OLN, back in America, I assume. She bonds with an ancient human scholar in the new world, and their relationship was pretty cute, and possibly the healthiest she has given that her default way of looking at those she’s created as minions tends to be “oh no he’s hot”.

There is an exciting battle against a giant frog/crocodile lake monster near the end, but for the most part this book is for people who don’t want to see its lead break a sweat, but they do want to see her snuggle cute giant wolf puppies and make teddy bears for young princesses.

Long Story Short, I’m Living in the Mountains, Vol. 3

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By Asagi and Shino. Released in Japan as “Zenryaku, Yama Kurashi wo Hajimemashita” by Kadokawa Books. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by N. Marquetti.

I’ve talked a lot about this series as a slow life series, and about the romance or lack thereof, and even a bit about how it’s sort of a bizarre fantasy only not quite. But this volume really hammers home the title of the book, which is that Sano and his fellow emotionally damaged neighbors have bought a mountain and are living on it now. And sometimes this can be difficult. Mountains require a lot of maintenance, you need to keep an eye out for dangerous animals and insects, and there’s always the danger of a typhoon coming through or a harsh winter. And sometimes having a mountain with animals on it can be useful, especially when you’re feeling smothered and still trying to avoid your core issues, so your visit to your parents can take place in less than an hour before you beg off and flee once again to the middle of absolutely nowhere.

Life goes on for Sano, though he finds he needs to be more careful and perhaps also get more exercise at several points during this book. While cutting grass he gets a very bad cut, and has to get some help from others to get it stitched up. He visits his parents, as I said before, and then comes right back the same day. He makes sure that the murder hornets on Katsuragi’s mountains are taken care of, mostly thanks to his chickens wanting to eat them. He deals with chestnuts, and excess crayfish. A typhoon is coming, and he has to manage preparations, calm his animals, and then deal with the aftermath, which can sometimes involve huge trees on your mountain path. And, as the book ends, he prepares for his first real winter on the mountain (he arrived near the end of the last one).

Aside from “owning a mountain is hard”, we also see Sano’s desperate desire to be left alone and not owe anyone anything, which does not come up explicitly in his dialogue but is implicit with everyone else. He seems baffled by the fact that people keep offering him dinner, or stuff to take back home, or that they’ll help him free of charge. He needs there to be a transaction of some sort, and that just isn’t going to happen on this mountainside. There’s also the bizarre harem he’s acquiring – not in a romantic way, mind you, but both Katsuragi and Aikawa are angling to become a person who is close to him, someone he can open up to. So far Aikawa is winning, but that’s mostly due to underlying sexism on Sano’s part. That said, it’s also due to hsi chickens. One of whom is essentially acting like his wife. Add this to the lamia who is acting as Aikawa’s girlfriend, and you can see that the fantasy animals in this series are sort of psychological trauma write large… or the solution to said trauma.

Next time we apparently introduce a new regular, which might shake things up a bit. Till then, this is slow life for slow life fans, with no pesky danger or plot twists getting in the way.

BLADE & BASTARD: Drag Him High

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By Kumo Kagyu and so-bin. Released in Japan as “Blade & Bastard” by Dre Novels. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by Sean McCann.

I’ve talked before about how a reader should not be angry that their genre book is in a genre. For example, being annoyed that an isekai has people transported to another world seems a bit petty. And I do occasionally have to remind myself of this rule. Blade & Bastard is a series where there’s a lot of mysteries going on behind the scenes that I would like to find out about, and we even get a glimpse of some of them at the start of this book, making me quite happy. But then I am reminded: this is a book whose sole purpose is to advertise the game Wizardry, and it’s never really going to get out of that wheelhouse. As a result, after about 1/3 of a book where we tease stuff we’ve wondered about for a while, it’s back to the dungeons, back to fighting demons and zombies, and of course back to folks dying horribly and needing to be resurrected. Well, hopefully resurrected. There’s a cliffhanger, and some of those folks are still dead.

All the adventurers have been called together, as the Crown Prince is coming, and they all have to at least bow a bit. All except Iarumas’ group, of course – they’re off in the dungeon, and don’t show up. Festin, said crown prince, is somewhat grumpy about this, as he really wanted to see Garbage – and is very ticked off when Garbage finally does show up, and is not very happy either. We also hear a bit about the tragic backstory that every woman in the royal family has – one princess had a demon attack the palace while she was there, one Queen reigned during a hideous calamity, and one queen had her sister turn to evil. And then there’s Garbage, who… well, we keep hinting about what’s going on with Garbage, but that’s all we’re gonna get, still. Because unfortunately, somebody kidnaps the prince and all his maids, and kills all his guards (and also turns them to stone, so I think they’re dead dead). And takes them… to the dungeon, of course.

There’s a large number of folks in this book who have red hair and compelling eyes, the same as the royal family. Not only Prince Festin (who I have used male pronouns for as the book does, but I won’t be surprised if that changes) and Garbage, but also Flack, the monster who is the main antagonist of this book. When they say the royal family is cursed, they’re not kidding. That said, there is some nice character development in amongst all the grim dungeon horror. Aine fails to stop the abduction/murders, and feels very depressed about it (going to, in one of the most surreal moments in the whole series, a fantasy baseball game to clear her head) and Iarumas has to cheer her up. (They still have romantic subtext that likely won’t go anywhere, but it’s very present here.) As for Iarumas, he helps everyone else get character development by dying horribly, meaning the rest of the group has to not only bring his corpse back to be resurrected, but they also want to defeat whoever killed him. They’re getting strong. Even if they all deny it.

If you like dungeon crawl fights featuring every stereotype in the book, this remains a fast, compelling read. We’re caught up again, though, so have patience.