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Welcome to Monstrous Miss Sophie’s Enchanted Salon of Healing, Vol. 1

By Sachi Konzome and Harenochihareta. Released in Japan as “Bakemono Jou Sophie no Salon: Gokigenyou. Kawa Ichimai nara Naosemasu wa” by Mag Garden Novels. Released in North America by Cross Infinite World. Translated by Dawson Chen.

There have been any number of series about healers in the light novel world, and there is a powerful one in this book as a supporting character. But the reason this book works so well is that Sophie’s healing, the thing that causes her to set up her business, is relatively weak. She can only heal skin deep problems. But skin deep problems are an issue for so many people, and one that is not easily solved, especially in this “magic fantasy” style world. Scars can prevent marriages, can harm familiar relations, can affect someone’s job. And Sophie is someone who can deeply understand that – not just because of her own skin condition, but (yes, surprise, surprise) of her past from Japan, where her daughter suffered from a similar condition. The dignity of everyday life, the little joys of fashion and being attractive, or even just the desire to get the hell away from an abusive stepfamily – all those can be affected by scars.

Mariko is a young woman who had a very rough life. She married young and had a child young, and then her husband died. Her daughter had a skin condition, and was bullied throughout her school life. And then, when her daughter has finally found a career and gotten married, Mariko suffers a fatal stroke. She wakes up as Sophie Olzon, a 17-year-old young woman who has apparently just “fallen” out of her bedroom window, fortunately escaping death. Sophie has a skin condition (which the novel’s illustrations really try to avoid showing more than once, preferring to have her veiled face just look slightly dark) where the skin all over her body is covered in boils, sores and pus. Also, her magic is weak. She had fallen in love and gotten engaged… only to find that her fiance loved someone else and was being bought off by her well-meaning father. So she threw herself out her window. However, now she has 57-year-ol Mariko’s memories as well, and so knows exactly how to cope with this – helping others.

This book amounts to a short story collection with wraparounds involving Sophie’s life. Each chapter we meet a new person, and Sophie has to hear their tragic backstory, because the more she can visualize what happened and identify with the person, the better the healing goes. We see princesses with a curse, noble ladies whose houses have been usurped by a new stepmother/sister, actresses whose arrogance got them knifed, and exotic dancers who have to deal with a baby and still try to arouse men. We even see one of Sophie’s former classmates, who was briefly sympathetic but gave in to peer pressure. That said, Sophie is the best reason to read this. Mariko’s memories do not magically make Sophie better – she spends all of this book still dealing with the crushing despair of having to spend her life like this, and at one point heals someone so much she almost dies from mana loss. Oh yes, and the guy who’s clearly meant to be her love interest does not really understand emotions. At all.

Basically, this series is an emotional roller-coaster and I was quite moved a lot of the time. Also, it ends with the second volume, so I assume things will eventually look up. Till then, please enjoy our heroine healing others because she cannot heal herself. (Also, bonus points for using a fantasy version of The Pickwick Papers to try to get her hard-headed healer friend to understand the foibles of human life.)

The Apothecary Diaries, Vol. 14

By Natsu Hyuuga and Touko Shino. Released in Japan as “Kusuriya no Hitorigoto” by Hero Bunko. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by Kevin Steinbach.

This fourteenth book dropped in English at the same time as the second anime season is reaching the climax of the fourth book, and it felt like a bit of a wrench to try to get my mind back into this point in the series, as we have moved far beyond the events of that (admittedly fantastic) book. After the short story volume we had last time, this one is mostly setup, though some of the setup comes directly from those short stories, so of course you cannot skip them. The ominous foreshadowing that we had in Book Four with Shisui’s warning made me worry as we seem to be getting some ominous foreshadowing in this book as well, this time of a possible smallpox outbreak. But really, a lot of this book is meant to convey how time is passing – Chou-u has now grown taller than Maomao, to her dismay. And what’s more, Verdigris House may finally have a successor. Mostly as staying in her current position is too dangerous.

As with many Apothecary Diaries books, this is divided into several interconnected story arcs. In the first, a meeting of the named clans is an excuse for Lahan to get Maomao to solve an old mystery, and for Maamei to try to get Basen engaged to Lishu. Then there’s a theft at Verdigris House, and Joka’s room has been ransacked. No prizes for guessing what they were after, and she makes a decision to step back as a courtesan and train to become the new Madam… which, as Pairin might soon be bought out by Lihaku, leaves Maomao with mixed feelings as all her big sisters are leaving her. Then we see two new medical students join the backroom staff, one of whom turns out to have a connection to the smallpox-scarred doctor who works in the pleasure district. And finally, a hunting trip which includes Maomao and Jinshi (yes, the parallels are deliberate) goes awry when it turns into an attempted revenge murder… and Tianyu, Maomao’s male counterpart, is heavily involved.

I know that the author gets comments on their webnovel site about things, but I’m not sure how closely they follow the fandom arguments and shipping. It would not surprise me if it’s pretty close. Leaving aside the slow burn Jinshi and Maomao (no, they still haven’t done it), this volume is a shipper’s paradise… and also a ship sinker’s paradise. For pro shipping, we get Basen’s family doing their level best to try to get their shy boy engaged to the girl he loves (who does not appear in this book, but I’m sure she’ll pop up again soon). We see Lihaku and Pairin are still going at it hammer and tongs, and Maomao helps us understand he not only has to save money to buy her out, he ALSO has to use money to be a regular customer of hers. We’re talking a LOT of money. And then there’s the teased Lahan’s Brother/Yao pairing we saw hinted last time, which would solve so many problems… so it’s a shame that he’s fallen head over heels for the lesbian. Just because she remembered his name. Ah well, I’m the only Yao and En’en fan out there, it seems, so no one else will care.

As always, I skipped some stuff, most notably Chue finding someone so twisted she decides to train him as her successor. Basically, this is a great volume of the series, and fans will be quite happy, unless they want Jinshi to man up, because we’re still working on that.

The Ideal Sponger Life, Vol. 15

By Tsunehiko Watanabe and Jyuu Ayakura. Released in Japan as “Risou no Himo Seikatsu” by Hero Bunko. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by MPT.

It’s been about a year and a half since the last volume of this series, which is not a long time compared to some other light novels. But honestly, the biggest plot in this volume hearkens back to the 12th book, which was two years ago. And I had to leaf back through my reviews, because it felt like it was even further back. I have always enjoyed that this series is about political finagling and not about Zenjirou getting his end away all the time. But the trouble with that is that there is a lot of stuff we have to remember. I’m having enough trouble staying current with Zenjirou meeting with the ice giants, I don’t need to crack open three volumes ago to remind me who that fighting young priest who can talk to the young was. Fortunately, if the church has their way, I may not need to have to remember the fighting young priest much longer.

We open with Zenjirou and Yngvi being taken to the far north via Santa’s sleigh, which functions very much like an airplane – which also means Zenjirou accidentally shows off his otherworldly knowledge to Freya’s brother a bit too much. The meeting itself is interesting, involving a loss of raw materials and the need to open a hole to another world to solve the issue – I could swear I’ve seen that plotline before. Then we go back to Capua, where Yngvi is searching for a second wife, and hopes to find her among Aura’s maids – all of whom are noblewomen, remember. The big plotline, though, is that Priest Yan has been captured by the church and is about to be executed. Normally you’d expect Aura to regard that as somebody else’s problem, but that priest has a very interesting trait that brings out the mad scientist in her…

Given that it took forever to come out, this is quite an enjoyable book. The Priest Yan subplot is one I don’t want to spoil but it’s great, with a terrific punchline, and shows off Aura’s cunning to its fullest effect. I also like the continuing attempt that she and Freya have of feeling out each other – Freya is always coming up short, as she herself says, but she, with Zenjirou’s help, comes up with a clever idea that can actually make her some money to have her lands turned into a proper port faster. And then there’s Zenjirou himself, who has a few screw-ups in this book, but for the most part the one issue he has to deal with is his compassion, and how it’s going to be tested given that they’re going to be going to war at some point… which is the reason Aura is letting all this happen in the first place.

All this and the idiot maids being more sensible than usual this time around (honestly, by now, they’re the veterans in the group – it’s just they never want to leave.) I’m not sure if it will be 18 more months till Book 16 (it’s not out in Japan), but I’ll definitely try to remember what happened when it does appear.