Heroine? Saint? No, I’m an All-Works Maid (And Proud of It)!, Vol. 5

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By Atekichi and Yukiko. Released in Japan as “Heroine? Seijo? Iie, All Works Maid desu (ko)!” by TO Books. Released in North America by Airship. Translated by Matthew Jackson. Adapted by Michelle McGuinness.

I’ve said this before about TO Books’ output, but it bears repeating: a lot of their books are just too long. Now, I don’t mind this when the writing justifies the length, with series such as Ascendance of a Bookworm, where you could argue they needed to be even longer. But as I was reading the latest volume of All-Works Maid, I kept checking the page count to see how long there was to go. Like a lot of webnovel-to-print books, tighter editing is required but not always given. This is especially frustrating given the clever conceit of this book, where we start a whole new setup and then discover over the course of the book that the setup is not going to work at all and we have to go back to basics. I like the idea of starting a plot only to stop and say “nah, nevermind” when it’s deliberate, but combined with the flabbiness of the volume it does feel a bit frustrating.

After the attack the last volume, Melody has decided on a course of action. She – or rather Cecilia, her alter ego – is going to transfer into the academy, so that she can protect Luciana from whatever darkness is coming after them. Now, getting in is not a problem – she has people who can pull all sorts of strings for her, and she is a natural genius. As for the dark mana monsters that we saw last time, they too are lying low… mostly as their mistress is busy figuring out that otome gaming is hard when someone’s already broken the plot. It doesn’t help that there are simply too many villainesses walking around, and the narrative can’t contain ALL of them. Unfortunately, what ends up crippling Melody/Cecilia is something that a lot of AP-course high school kids have to deal with – overextending herself and not being able to be who she really is as she’s too busy being who she isn’t.

As I said, I do like the conceit of the plot twist here. As good an idea as Melody joining the students as Cecilia is, it detracts from the theme of the books as a whole, which is MAID. More Cecilia means less Melody, and that’s very bad for Melody. This is handled comedically at first, as Melody is horrified to find that Micah and Rook have been trained so well that, strictly speaking, she doesn’t have to be a maid in the evening at all. As the book goes on, though, and we see continual scenes of Melody going to bed and being unable to fall asleep, we start to get an idea of where it’s headed – collapse. I did also appreciate that while turning back into Melody full-time did temporarily give her a boost of adrenaline, it did not completely fix the issue, and she still needed sleep and food. I also really liked the new addition to the cast, an artist who wants to avoid her father’s struggles but also is consumed by the ART… and who may be able to spot the thread connecting Cecilia with Melody.

This is 8+ books in Japan, so they’ll have lots of time to plot and scheme in the future. But when they do, it will with with Melody maiding it like she’s never maided it before.

Zero Damage Sword Saint: I Enrolled in a Magic School and Wound Up in a Contract with the Demon Queen, Vol. 2

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By Isle Osaki and kodamazon. Released in Japan as “Kougekiryoku Zero kara Hajimeru Kenseitan: Osananajimi no Oujo ni Suterare Mahou Gakuen ni Nyuugakushitara, Maou to Keiyakusuru Koto ni Natta ” by Overlap Bunko. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by Stephanie Liu.

I’ve talked before about McDonald’s books, and this series absolutely fits the bill. Some people read to stimulate their brain, to be drawn in by compelling plot and rich characterization. And some people just want to see the bland hero who could almost be themselves if they were in this world defeat every monster, get every girl, and have everyone think “gosh, I made fun of him before, but now he’s so awesome, I feel frustrated and humiliated”. This lacks the latter part, which may be why I’m enjoying it more than a lot of those “revenge on my high school classmates” books. Eugene continues to be the least interesting thing about this, but his supporting cast at least keeps me reading, and I’ll take a flyer on another book. The very definition of “It’s OK, I guess”.

We start with a POV from Sara, the student council president and Eugene’s former partner, showing how difficult it is to be a saint candidate, but more importantly how head over heels she is for Eugene. This helps to explain why all of a sudden she’s decided to accompany Eugene on his dungeon quests… because she’s seen how close he’s getting with Sumire, the isekai’d ifrit girl, and doesn’t want her getting too close. Sumire and Sara both regard each other as gorgeous women who could easily seduce anyone they wanted, but sadly this isn’t that kind of book, so rather than having belligerent sexual tension they just get jealous and “grr” a lot. That said, while both Sumire and Sara are very good at helping to get past monsters, in the end the main reason they’re doing so well is that Eugene can use Eri’s dark mana… and a nasty surprise awaits him at Level 100.

There is a good deal of plot involved here. Now that Eugene is accomplishing things and has dropped the “woe is me” attitude from the first book, we are reminded of his lineage, and also the power of working very hard, attack mana or no, so he is clearly a Man Of Destiny ™. There’s also some amusing angel/demon backstory here, as of course Erinyes is fallen, and she has a cute comedic conversation with the angel responsible for monitoring the dungeon battles. That said, the biggest plot advance was in the romantic potential. Last review I said Sumire better hope there’s polyamory in this world or else she’s doomed. Lo and behold… that said, calling it polyamory feels a bit much, given the poly ships we see here run on the women all hating each other but begrudgingly agreeing to share. “Harem” is more apposite right now. Most importantly, though, Eri can’t leave her prison (with an exception or two covered in the book), so when the book ends with Eugene being called home to visit his family, only the two public girlfriends get to accompany him.

Will we get the full backstory of his ex next time? Probably, and I bet she eventually joins the harem. Which I’m hoping gets closer to a polycule, I’d like some of these girls to actually like each other. For fans of light novels who want light, easy, and with a bit of fanservice.

The Tale of a Little Alchemist Blessed by the Spirits, Vol. 1

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By yocco and Junsui. Released in Japan as “Outo no Hazure no Renkinjutsushi: Hazure Shokugyou datta node, Nonbiri Omise Keieishimasu” by Kadokawa Books. Released in North America by Airship. Translated by Andria McKnight. Adapted by Lex Reno.

Welcome to Scientific Method, the light novel. Hope you like stats! That said, I did enjoy this book a create deal despite the main character using appraisal over and over again to make sure that her creations are perfect. On the face of it, this is a bog standard “atelier” series, which usually involves a young girl starting up her own shop. Indeed, the Japanese subtitle of the series roughly translates as “I got a bad skill, so I’ll open my own shop”, meaning that we also have the ever-trendy “the gods gave you a job and it’s not popular, so you’re useless now”. This one though succeeds partly due to its main character’s utter charm, but also as it does a few things slightly differently to make it stand out from the rest. Notably, and this may come as a huge surprise, our lead is not an orphan! And trust me, this makes “I desperately want to work a 9-5 job at 8 years old” much more acceptable.

This book starts off sounding like it will be dark. The daughter of a baron gets “Maid” as her chosen God Occupation, and this so horrifies her family that they leave her in a hut to get an illness and die. She’s reborn as Daisy, the daughter of a Viscount, and when her God Occupation is “Alchemist” rather than the expected “Mage”, she panics that the same thing is going to happen. But in this world her family all adore her and are ready to do anything to support her, even if it means building her a laboratory and watching as she quietly invents potions that can regrow limbs, defeat any poison, and force confessions. In fact, she’s the Beloved Child of the Spirit King. Oh, and she has appraisal too. Oh, and she can ALSO use magic. That said… she just wants to run a shop, because in the end this is an Atelier series.

One thing I found very interesting is how quickly the “reborn with my memories of my bad old life intact” is abandoned. The old reincarnation basically sees Daisy’s loving family and happy life and goes “well, nothing for me to do here, bye” and goes off to the afterlife, leaving Daisy only with the worry that she may get a bad God Gatcha Roll. Likewise, as I said earlier, it’s amazing how much more tolerable hardworking children wanting to run a business are when they have their parents and actual adults looking over everything, rather than someone just setting up a restaurant and leaving them to run it in exchange for money (or worse, just food) while they go off to be the protagonist. Not naming any names, though they may rhyme with Nile and Runa. Most importantly, Daisy is cute as a button and sweet as pie, which really helps to take your mind off the act that she is, like so many light novel protagonists, OP as hell.

By the end of the book she’s ready to open her shop, which I imagine will take up the bulk of the next book. This is six volumes in total, which seems about right. I’ll definitely read more.