Bofuri: I Don’t Want to Get Hurt, So I’ll Max Out My Defense, Vol. 8

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By Yuumikan and KOIN. Released in Japan as “Itai no wa Iya nano de Bōgyoryoku ni Kyokufuri Shitai to Omoimasu” by Kadokawa Books. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Andrew Cunningham.

I think the author knows why we’re here by now. The reader is here to see if Maple will do something crazy (yes), if she’ll get new abilities that are bizarre and yet very adaptable (yes), and if she’ll finally make out with Sally (no, though the two do go on a date where they ride a horse together). But we do have a lot of other members of Maple Tree, and at times the guild does sort of feel like “Maple, Sally, and the rest”. This book, more than any other before it, looks to fix that. Some get more attention than others (sorry, Chrome, there’s really not much we can do with your type), but for the most part everyone gets a spotlight that helps to show off one thing: they deserve to be in Maple Tree because they, too, are an eccentric powerhouse. The guild has a reputation for weirdos, and it is 100% leaning into that.

There’s a new floor, and a new goal: everyone’s getting their own companion monster. This means that Maple and Sally are sitting this one out for the most part, as they got theirs way back at the start of the series – in fact, the mods likely put this in the game to fix that. So everyone goes off to quests. Mai and Yui go hunting bears, which is difficult giving they’re living in a glass house… erm, cannon. (Sorry, Radiohead got into my head there for some reason.) Kanade finds an NPC he’s never seen before, which leads him to battle a slime with unique abilities. Kasumi takes on a night unkillable snake. Chrome goes on a long game of “this hint leads to this next hint” etc till he battles undead pirate ghosts. And Iz gets Maple and Mii to help her gather enough materials to make something to get the favor of crafting spirits. The reward for all of this is an event where they can kill monsters and/or players to advance, and Maple Tree are absolutely terrifying.

So yes, the anime has passed the books again, so in case you wondered: this is the one with the tentacles. That said, I think it’s Maple’s toxic monster swamp, as well as her hilarious actions near the end of the book, that are the highlight, and I hope we see it animated well when the series returns from COVID hiatus. Elsewhere, I enjoyed seeing Iz showing off that she’s not just support gal by effectively napalming an entire forest. Kanade… look, I know Anime News Network made this joke already, but there’s no getting around it: Kanade now has his own clone to bang. The smug smirks they each have at the end of the scene only adds to that impression. And I also liked seeing how the pets worked with the Twins, who are both Maple-ettes only with offense – a mild buff becomes a huge, huge advantage. They can now splatter most anything.

So yeah, another fun volume. If you’re wondering if the anime cut a lot from here, well, a fair amount. Anime-onlies who think the series is rushing should definitely read the books. The rest of us will enjoy Maple’s quest for octopus.

Haibara’s Teenage New Game+, Vol. 2

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By Kazuki Amamiya and Gin. Released in Japan as “Haibara-kun no Tsuyokute Seishun New Game” by HJ Bunko. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by Esther Sun.

After the first volume of this series was more Com than Rom, this second volume flips it. Natsuki is a guy who is in love with another girl and trying, with stuttering, shaky steps, to get to the point he can do something about it. But he’s got another girl who’s confessed to him and is coming on strong, a third girl who I suspect is waiting for a future volume to get her spotlight, and his childhood friend, who is definitely Love Interest #4, even if neither of them are ready to admit it yet. It’s been a while since we’ve had a book series that’s solely about “which girl will he pick?”. The genre these days has shifted to “sweet adorable romance between a couple who get together right away”. Unfortunately for Natsuki, that’s not the genre he’s in, and this series is unlikely to have polyamory be the answer, so he’s going to have to break someone’s heart. And he’s not ready to do that.

Natsuki is still attempting to get together with the girl he likes, Hikari. And his childhood friend Miori is still trying to get together with his hot friend Reita. the solution is obvious – a double date, with careful subterfuge to make it look like they’re just all going to the movies as a group. It actually doesn’t go that badly, though progress stalls when Miori runs into her upperclassmen from the basketball team, and it becomes apparent that they are Not Getting Along ™. That said, Natsuki’s bigger problem is Sakura, who still has a massive crush on him, and is very cute and likeable in her own right. He’d probably be quite happy if he just decided to date her. But he can’t make that decision… though he CAN agree to accept her invitation to go to a festival together. Boy, this book really consists entirely of Not Dates.

The author talks in the afterword about how, despite all the drama surrounding the book, everything is pretty easily fixed, and I quite liked that as well. This is a series about typical teens with typical problems, and it doesn’t need a dramatic climax, it just needs to have people talk about what’s really bothering them. This is difficult with Miori, who likes to present a front of “I’m fine and don’t need any help”, and because Natsuki has known her a long time, he just accepts that – it takes Sakura asking him to help the team to galvanize him. (By the way, what the hell was the coach doing in all of this? Worst coach ever.) As for Natsuki’s love problems, well, that’s not a function of him going back in time, and he knows it. He’s wrestling with things a lot of kids do at that age. Miori suggests just giving up and dating Sakura, but this IS where the book functions as a light novel – our hero will not give up on his first love so easily. And this leads to sadness, but so far it’s an ambiguous sadness.

The next volume in this series came out only three months ago in Japan, so we may have to wait for more. Till then, if you’re nostalgic for romcoms where you’re not sure who Winning Girl is going to be, this is a good choice.

I Shall Survive Using Potions!, Vol. 8

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By FUNA and Sukima. Released in Japan as “Potion-danomi de Ikinobimasu!” by K Lanove Books. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by Hiroya Watanabe.

Been a while, hasn’t it? There was about an 18-month gap between books 7 and 8 in Japan, and that’s about what we got here as well. The reason for that, of course, is that the author does about eight different things at once. There are still new volumes of Didn’t I Say to Make My Abilities Average coming out every 3-4 months, and Saving 80,000 Gold in Another World for My Retirement has also reached its 8th book. Plus there’s been the saving 80K Gold anime, which is currently running and seems to have offended fans of the books far less than the MMAA anime did. In fact, the one thing that we haven’t seen yet is a big crossover between the three series. We are, sadly, unlikely to see it either, as Mile and friends are Square Enix people, while Mitsuha and Kaoru are Kodansha. Still, there’s a way around this. If you can’t have the three series cross over directly, just have the Potion cast cosplay as the other two series!

Now that all three of the KKR team are reincarnated and together again, it’s time to advance Kaoru’s very vague plan, which mostly involves expanding her business while also having the three of them makes names for themselves (in disguise). Reiko will go to an adventurer’s guild and show off her amazing coin cutting skills (or at least cheat her way through), which may sound very similar to Mavis in Make My Abilities Average!. Kyoko will go to a nearby city and start her own business, selling useful items and having everyone think she’s a noble’s daughter in a way that is clearly nothing like the protagonist of Saving 80K Gold at all. As for Kaoru, she’s trying to get her alter ego to be thought of as a saint, which mostly involves going around healing people and being very humble about it. That said, she’s trying to do a better job about this than she did the first time around.

This book can get very meta – Kaoru explicitly calls the first six volumes (before she was “killed”) Season One here, though I’d argue that Potion Girl 7-8 are more a soft reboot than anything else. The joke throughout the book is that each of the three girls sees themselves as the sensible one trying to hold back the impetuous madness of the others, but they’re all exactly the same deep down. This shows itself best with Kaoru, who, after setting Kyoko up with a nice quiet business and telling her NOT to go on a rampage, goes on her own rampage when she discovers that one business she was working with is using a family power struggle to replace everyone and take over Kaoru’s business. Naturally, this calls for revenge. But not the sort of revenge that the other girls would do. Different, more genteel revenge. (That said, having seen Kaoru go off in previous books, this is very mild by her standards.)

The ninth volume is due out in Japan this month, so we should not have as long a wait till the next book. Till then, enjoy the most hardcore FUNA series, where anything can happen.