Once Upon a Witch’s Death: Celebration Rings Over Crystal Waters

By Saka and Chorefuji. Released in Japan as “Aru Majo ga Shinu Made: Aokiumi ni Shukufuku no Kane wa Narihibiku” by DENGEKI no Shin Bungei. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Megan Turner.

When I reviewed the first book in this series, it was the only book in this series, and I wondered in the review if there would be any more of it. Since then, of course, we’ve had three more volumes (the fourth of which seems to be the final one). And an anime, which was not particularly popular here but was well received by the few who watched it. Fortunately, almost two years later, we finally have the second volume, with the third scheduled for the summer. Of course, I watched the anime as well, which leads to the problem that I broke one of my rules, which is “try not to watch an anime that passes where you’ve read”. This second volume contains the bulk of the back half of the anime, so folks who watched it know what’s going to happen. Fortunately, the story is still well-told, and honestly, we read this for Meg being a freakish gremlin in any case.

While technically not a short story volume, this book can be rather neatly divided into four sections. 1) Meg goes with Faust and Sophie to a giant witch convention that only happens every twenty years, and while there runs into a young girl who seems to be lost and also is more than she seems… and also a terrifying witch who has another bad prophecy for Meg. 2) Meg notices that a young girl… and later, her mother… have a dark mark on their necks that no one else can see. Faust says it’s a sign they’re going to be a sacrifice to Satan, and warns Meg not to get involved. Meg gets involved. 3) The huge tree in the town is overfloweing with magic and needs to be destroyed… but Meg has made friends with the spirit inside the tree, who is also getting corrupted. 4) After the events of Story 3, Meg has a broken leg, and goes to the city of Aquamarine to get treatment from a powerful medical witch. While there, she also learns about her past.

The first book was there to introduce us to Meg as a goofy little ball of energy who talks and acts like a dirty old man, has a big heart full of compassion, and seems to think she’s just an ordinary minor apprentice to a witch. This second volume is here to remind you that her master is possibly the second most powerful witch in the world, she’s best friends with the third most powerful, wants to intern with the fourth most powerful, and also is habitually achieving the impossible seemingly every single day, especially in the back half of the book. We see Meg basically invent her own magic here, twice, and most of it has to do with the fact that society has tried to math up magic to the point where it’s forgotten about the feelings. Since Meg is zero logic and all feelings, it’s no wonder she’s destroying all the common sense laws of how to cast spells.

This reads breezily, has a great main character voice, and some surprisingly dark horror within its pages. it’s a winner. Also, you can sing the title to the opening line of Secret Love by Doris Day.

Secrets of the Silent Witch -another-: Rise of the Barrier Mage, Vol. 2

By Matsuri Isora and Nanna Fujimi. Released in Japan as “Silent Witch: Another – Kekkai no Majutsushi no Nariagari” by Kadokawa Books. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Alice Prowse.

It can be difficult to review books that are tension-filled, well-written, and give fans of the series exactly what they want but have one particular thing that is not to the reviewer’s taste. This is that sort of book for me. I mentioned online that I hate amnesia plotlines, but that’s not quite true. I don’t mind, say, the reincarnated person having no memories of their time in Japan, that sort of thing. But it’s amnesia designed to break a couple apart and make them both upset that I don’t like, and that’s what we get here in spades. It’s handled very well, especially because, thanks to the vagaries of the plot, the two of them hadn’t seen each other in forever, and events conspired to make things suspicious. Throw amnesia on top of it, and you have a really good book that STRESSES ME OUT. Just fix it and get married, dammit.

A few years after the events of the first spinoff book, and Louis Miller has it made. He’s commander of the Magic Corps, well-respected for his barriers saving lives, has fought several dragons, he now looks and talks like a respectable gentleman, and he even has a nice house of his own. All he needs to do is become one of the Seven Sages. This is because Rosalie’s father has demanded that he fulfill all these conditions before he’ll let Louis marry her, and has, in fact not allowed them to make contact with each other all this time (something, it later turns out, he forgot he did, because as a dad he’s kind of awful). Fortunately, Rosalie’s father has to retire soon as his magic power is weakening, meaning there is a Sage opening available. Now all he has to do is duke it out with the guy from school who hates him more than anything in the world. Oh, and the other candidate. Who is… wait, who is this twitching creature?

Yes, fans of Monica can relax, because though the book doesn’t focus on her, she is in it, and gets a scene where she completely shows off why she’s a sage and why it happened so quickly. In the main series, Louis gets questioned about bullying Monica all the time, and mentions that he only bullies the strong. He’s clearly thinking of this, as she destroys both the other candidates. That said, a lot of Louis’ problems in this book are Louis’ own fault. He’s so obsessed with his goal, but only a few people know why he’s doing it, so everyone just assumed that he’s a terrible person… even Rosalie doubts him, when they meet after so long and he looks and sounds like a different person. And then she tumbles off a roof. I will also note that, aside from the actual bad guy, Glenn Dudley reminds us once more why he’s such a giant pain in the ass. I respect Louis for not murdering him.

Not to spoil an obvious thing, but things do work out and they both live happily ever after. So next time we get back to Monica’s present-day adventures… whenever that is, as Book 8 isn’t scheduled yet. Fans of the series who don’t get very stressed about amnesia ruining true love should love this.

Even a Replica Can Fall in Love, Vol. 4

By Harunadon and raemz. Released in Japan as “Replica Datte, Koi o Suru” by Dengeki Bunko. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Andrew Cunningham.

There are spoilers for this book, at long last, as it becomes impossible to try not to give everything away like I’ve tried in my previous obfuscating reviews.)

Last time I mentioned that we could all guess what Nao’s decision is, and I was absolutely correct, but that’s not what makes this book so interesting. What first surprised me is how long it takes Nao to avoid having to answer the question, first telling Sunao that she’ll answer her before the end of the year, and then essentially trying to cram in as much life as possible into those days, even as she continues to worry about how Sunao is doing. There’s a great scene in the book where Sunao gets a bloody nose during a sports event, and everyone completely panics, even as she grumpily insists that she’s fine. It helps to underline the idea that Sunao is fragile, especially when Nao is out and about, and that Nao’s decision is entirely about her, rather than about Aki or her own love. And then she takes Aki and Ricchan on one last big blowout date, on Christmas day, to an amusement park. SHE may not make her decision till 3/4 through the book, but WE know it from page 1.

Now that it’s apparent that when the original and the replica are both “out and about”, the replica generally can’t be seen, Nao is trailing along with Sunao more often. This allows her to see the aforementioned game where Sunao is injured, as well as look at all the photos from the class trip, which she is burning into her brain. She’s also talking with Satou about things, because one thing that might make Nao hesitate in her decision is she has no idea what will happen to Sunao, or how she’ll be affected, after it occurs. There’s just no way to know, especially if you’re Nao. And of course there is Aki, who knows what her decision is, and respects her own autonomy, but spends most of this book brutally sad and depressed, and you can see why. In the end, Nao chooses to… well, what DOES happen?

The other big surprise for me was the last quarter or so of the book. Where Nao winds up in Replica Heaven, basically, and meets up with Ryou, who explains that after they have “finished their work”, replicas come here to essentially live an afterlife. They’re in a school, and though they can’t leave it (there are dorms), and time doesn’t really pass, they can learn, and read books, and even date other replicas. And they all seem pretty content with this… except Nao. It was very hard for me while reading this section not to think about the Talking Heads song “Heaven”, which its chorus “Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens”. Nao can’t get over how the entire thing is essentially in muted greyscale, but as it turns out that’s not the Replica afterlife, it’s HER. She gets remonstrated for not only making the wrong decision but making it badly, trying to do the most dramatic thing ever in order to burn herself into everyone’s brain. And more importantly, she needs to go back.

This is, for all intents and purposes, the end. But we’re not done, as we’re finally going to get what I’ve wanted from the start: Sunao’s side. She was just as big a part of the finale of this book as much as Nao, and her “I no longer hate myself” made me well up a bit. This is really good, folks.