Bofuri: I Don’t Want to Get Hurt, So I’ll Max Out My Defense, Vol. 2

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By Yuumikan and KOIN. Released in Japan as “Itai no wa Iya nano de Bōgyoryoku ni Kyokufuri Shitai to Omoimasu” by Kadokawa Books. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Andrew Cunningham.

While the first volume of Bofuri was concerned with Maple and her introduction to and subsequent interaction with the game, the second book is all about Maple and Sally and their friendship, which shines through both in how they fight well together and their relaxed interaction with each other in non-relaxed moments. These two are best friends, who have known each other most of their lives. And it shows, as we see right away why they’re a terrifying combo if you happen to go up against them. That said… Maple’s not big on the PvP end of the game, preferring to face off against monsters. Sally does not have that issue at all, and you get the sense that she’s generally more comfortable in a role where she can simply stack the bodies high. Maple may be a monster because of her unconventional build and ecentric thought processes, but Sally is a monster simply as she’s a really, really, REALLY good gamer.

The entire book is taken up with the second major event of the game, which involves finding 300 silver medals scattered across a very large map. What’s more, the winners of the FIRST major event already have one gold medal (the equivalent of ten silvers)… and yes, if you kill off the players you get their medals. Maple and Sally team up on this one, and end up in a forest (which has ghosts, Sally’s one weakness), an ice cave (taking on a nigh unkillable monster… and killing it, which nets them two animal companions), an underground maze (where they are chained together – literally – with Kasumi, a samurai player who fights with swords), a beach (where Sally, who can swim, scouts, while Maple befriends a mage named Kanade and they build a sandcastle together), and an underwater area (where they have to fight evil doppelgangers of each other). As this goes on, they do get a few medals, but it’s not quite enough to place in the top 10… so Sally decides to go player hunting.

The most significant cut from the anime is where Maple fights not-Sally and Sally fights not-Maple, two tough fights that get both of them a bit paranoid (which leads to the book’s funniest moment, where they reveal private info about each other to prove they’re the real one, and it’s super embarrassing). The cast is increasing, and it’s nice to see Kasumi and Kanade. I did note that there was some added character drama in the anime… here, after a brief fight at the start, Kasumi gets on fine with Maple and Sally. Two other things I noticed. First, this book really hammers home how often Maple uses poison in the early days… the book is almost coated with poison, to the point where the reader might get a bit bored. The second is that the novel is far more into the gaming mechanics of everything. The anime loves to show off Maple “being Maple”, but the book gives us that plus all the times Maple isn’t being Maple, but just a normal player doing normal things. It can sometimes be a bit tedious… I absolutely see why the anime cut a lot of this book… but it’s also fun if you love these two girls.

This book ends with the “giant turtle makes acid rain” sequence, so I assume the next volume will feature the forming of Maple tree guild. As with the first book, you aren’t really missing vital info the anime skipped, but you do get to see two best friends having a ball fighting things for 250 pages. And that’s enough.

The Sidekick Never Gets the Girl, Let Alone the Protag’s Sister!, Vol. 1

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By Toshizo and U35. Released in Japan as “Shinyuu Mob no Ore ni Shujinkou no Imouto ga Horeru Wake ga Nai” by PASH! Books. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by Tristan K. Hill.

Sometimes you just have to be patient and wait for the author to get around to The Hook. This is especially true with this book, where we get a prologue that clearly shows us that this is not merely just another dumb high school romcom… and then spends most of the first half of the book trying its damndest to hide that fact once again. That said, that fits well with the protagonist, and it’s his narrative voice that we’re getting. As such, you get a book that is about 75% what would happen if the annoying loud guy who’s always best friends with The Main Character was the viewpoint, and it can be really annoying. Like, really annoying. As I said, sometimes you have to be patient, but it’s hard. Fortunately, in the second half, especially the last quarter, we actually get to the meat of the book, and find that “sidekick” is the biggest PTSD-coping mechanism in our hero’s armory.

After a grim, death-filled prologue that makes you wonder if you picked up Roll Over and Die by mistake, where our hero Koh battles the Archfiend… we suddenly cut to modern-day Japan, where Kunugi Kou is late for school, running out of his house with a piece of bread in his mouth (doesn’t work as well as you’d think), and stopping a naked pervert from attacking a young teenage girl. When she asks who her savior is, he says he’s Ayase Kaito… actually the name of his best friend. He then goes off to live his normal school life, where he watches the same Kaito deal with what appears to be a love quadrangle and enjoys being a dumb, loud guy who is on the outskirts of this fun. Unfortunately, the girl he saved is Ayase HIKARI… Kaito’s little sister. Also unfortunately, she’s now really taking a shine to him. And that’s not even getting into the fact that the love quadrangle may be tailing off of its own accord. And what does this have to do with that fantasy scene featuring… Kou? Or Koh?

When we actually get to the serious meat of the story, it’s really good. It’s also something of a spoiler, and I don’t want to give everything away. Suffice it to say that almost everything Kou does is a front, and there are several people who either knew this from the start or become aware of this as things go along. This is really good. I enjoyed it. But it does mean walking through a lot of cliched scenarios written better in titles such as the Rascal series or My Youth Romantic Comedy series, both of which this seems to pastiche in many ways. It’s good in that it eventually gives you insight into how Kou is surviving, and the somewhat bad job he’s doing at it. It’s not good as a reader because it’s not really that FUN. I suspect the author wants it to be, but… sorry.

That said, this is not a long-running series – it apparently ends with the next volume, though I’m not sure if it has an actual ending or if it suffers from cancellitis. And certainly after the cliffhanger we get here, I suspect it will be harder to have “ha ha ha look I’m a goofball!” throughout. Nevertheless, I do recommend reading this if you can tolerate the romcom cliches. It is a very good Hook.

Loner Life in Another World, Vol. 1

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By Shoji Goj and booota. Released in Japan as “Hitoribocchi no Isekai Kouryaku” by Overlap Bunko. Released in North America by Seven Seas. Translated by Eric Margolis. Adapted by Veles Svitlychny.

I can’t say I hadn’t been warned. Indeed, that’s the only reason I decided to read the book in the first place. I’m trying to stop reading “I got the worst powers when isekai’d, but it turns out they’re secretly the best” light novel titles, and that’s exactly what this is. The manga was already coming out via Kaiten Books, and I hadn’t read it. But then I heard that the original novel was apparently something of a legend in Japan for being hard to understand and difficult to parse, and that most fans agreed the manga was the way to go. Really, I thought? Now I’m intrigued. And so I picked up this very long book, and started it. About 1/3 through the book, I felt I’d made a mistake. Sure, our loner hero rambles – a LOT – but there wasn’t enough of the comedy I’d heard about to justify reading more. And then he runs into the girls in his class, and the book promptly falls off a cliff while screaming and flapping its arms.

No, that’s not our hero on the cover, as this is in the light novel genre of “why have a guy on the cover when I have so many heroines?”. Our “hero” is Haruka, an eccentric loner who likes to skulk in his class and read. One day his class is transported to another world, but Haruka, familiar with this plot device, leaps up, jumps onto the bookcases in back, and crawls up into the ceiling. This … did not stop him getting isekai’d, but it means he was not transported with the others, and by the time this world’s “god” finds him, well, there are no good skills left. Just a hodgepodge of ones no one wanted. The old “god”, feeling guilty about having Haruka separated from the others, and having trouble dealing with Haruka’s basic personality, gives him ALL the skills left. Including the negative ones. Can he survive as a loner?

God, I hope not, because the parts of the book where he’s by himself are the worst. As I said earlier, he rambles, he’s obnoxious and rude, and he has no common sense, but these things alone do not really separate him from other isekai weirdos we’ve seen before. It’s only when he runs into the 20 girls in his class, fleeing from an event that drove the class apart, that the book really takes off, because Haruka is SO bad at interpersonal skills that it’s almost magic. This is not something he gained from a skill, by the way – he’s called the head of the girls’ group “Class Rep” for the last 11 years despite them having always been in the same class, and in general it’s implied he’s just like this. This allows for the girls to become 20 varieties of tsukkomi (sometimes in unison, which is a trip), and also makes the book far more entertaining, as you keep waiting to see what bullshit he pulls next.

The book can be hard to parse at times, but that’s by design, as that’s how Haruka is. I think the translators did a fantastic job showing off stream-of-consciousness blabbering and how annoying it can be to everyone around you. The book… is not good, to be honest. Because Haruka refuses to think of his class in anything but their “roles” (Class Rep, mean girls, nerds, etc.) his narration does as well, and so there is a certain Goblin Slayer feel to the characters that I didn’t like in that book either. (It doesn’t help that it’s infectious, and Class Rep herself starts thinking in terms of those roles.) The denouement at the end of the book feels out of absolutely nowhere, with very little buildup from Haruka before it’s over. And, of course, it’s still a book about a schlub of a guy who amasses 20 pretty girls around him who are somewhat devoted to him but also yell at him all the time, which means that it won’t attract the sort of fan who also gets mad at Kirito.

But… there’s just something about it. I spent a lot more time screaming at this book than I have with any light novel in the past year or so. The lead’s lack of ANY sense makes your teeth grind. And… it is pretty funny in that regard. It also, honestly, had far less fanservice than I expected from a genre like this, even leaving aside that he names one of the class “Nudist girl”. It makes me want to read the second book, even though I know it will be like getting slapped in the face with a paper fan over and over again. If you want to read a series that dares you to read it, look no further.