Guardian: Zhen Hun, Vol. 3

By Priest and Marmaladica. Released in China on the JJWXC website. Released in North America by Seven Seas. Translated by Yuka, Shry, amixy. Adapted by Ealasaid Weaver.

After finishing this series, I do feel vaguely guilty. This is an epic tale of reincarnation romance, with gods, demons, battles for souls, and huge fantasy action set pieces, and they’re really quite well told. It’s also the story of two incredibly hot guys being in love and having massive amounts of sexual tension, and that’s also terrific. But when it comes right down to it, the thing I will always love most about Guardian is the police procedural aspect of it. Show me Zhao Yunlan doing detective work as he tries to figure out which of Shan Wei’s lies about his own past memories are true and which are lies in order to throw him off the track. Show me Lin Jing investigating what looks like a minor live-extending case that turns out to be the end of the world. Show me Gup Changcheng finally coming into his own as a cop by doing what he does best: help people without any thought of reward. Guardian is at its best when it’s Barney Miller.

The bulk of the first half of this book, as I noted, involves Zhao Yunlan trying to figure out how much of himself is tied up in the world’s past. This involves, among other things, realizing that an ancient stone mortar of Shennong’s is possessing his father, which is a real subplot that I actually just typed out. As for Shen Wei, well, he’s doing pretty much what he did in the first two books, which is torturing himself with guilt and hatred, being incredibly powerful, incredibly tricky, and incredibly dickish, and trying to hold on to his lover for as long as he can while at the same time arranging their separation forever. It all comes to a head at a resort where a mysterious death had occurred, which turns out to have its entire staff and customers turned into both8ing more than bone ash. Bad things are afoot.

I mentioned on social media that in the first book the character of Guo Changcheng baffled me, but I rolled with it, and that by this third book, he had become my favorite. I think the author loves him too. We learn who he really is towards the end here, but as it’s totally irrelevant to him for the most part, I won’t get into it. He’s absolutely terrified when dealing with anything remotely supernatural, to the point where he needs an auto-firing anti-spirit taser because he keeps running into them. But when he sees the families of everyone who (unbeknownst to him) has been vaporized at the resort, he comes into hsi own, getting everyone to listen to him, getting all the little details he needs to save their relatives, and generally just being a really NICE cop. And it works out for him. No, he doesn’t get the cynical Chu Shuzhi, at least not explicitly, though the subtext it hot like burning. But he gets the spirits of those he went around what is essentially a radioactive zone to save literally making a net to save his life, in what is probably my favorite scene in the entire book. He rocks.

I may give the live action drama a try, though I’ve heard its “faithfulness” is laughable. But I definitely recommend this to not only danmei fans but to those who love cops on the edge and fluffy cops and goofy cops and lovelorn cops. In supernatural fantasy China, you’re allowed to like them.

Villainess Level 99: I May Be the Hidden Boss but I’m Not the Demon Lord, Vol. 6

By Satori Tanabata and Tea. Released in Japan as “Akuyaku Reijō Level 99: Watashi wa Ura Boss Desu ga Maō dewa Arimasen” by Kadokawa Books. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by sachi salehi.

This may be my favorite volume of Villainess Level 99 since the first one. Which makes sense, given that it ties back to the plot of the first quite a bit, but that’s not why I love it. I love it because the basic idea that kicks off this volume is completely, totally bananas in every way. I have no idea how the author came up with it. I do know exactly why Yumiella came up with it, it’s because she’s Yumiella, and everything is about being the strongest. But I mean, if I told you “Yumiella imagines her left side and right side fighting each other, and wonders who would win, and the idea causes her to think *so* hard that her left side *dies* and goes to purgatory, where she is literally shown as only her left half in the illustration”, you might think that this is either a dream sequence or a minor subplot. Nope. this is what kicks off the majority of the book.

While listening to Eleanora tell her about a legendary perfume maker, Yumiella, as I noted above, thinks about her separate halves fighting. Her left side wakes up the next “morning” in the “Kingdom of Twilight”, a place for souls of the dead who still have unfinished business. Meanwhile, Yumiella *also* wakes up back in her own bed, but her left side has no feeling whatsoever… in fact, as a particularly obnoxious Lemn points out, her left side is literally dead. Now Yumiella, Patrick and Eleanora have to research the Kingdom of Twilight and that means going back to the very origins of the kingdom… which is appropriate, as the left side of Yumiella discovers that among those with regrets in the Kingdom of Twilight are the Hero, aka the first king of Valschein, and the Demon Lord… who definitely remembers Yumiella.

This book, like the last, continues the trend of “Yumiella is slightly more sensible except when the author needs her to be over the top”, and unlike the last, it succeeds. Leaving aside the actual premise, the way that they resolve the Kingdom of Twilight thing is so funny I laughed for a good 30 seconds, and also definitely falls into the category of “Only Yumiella could do this”. As for Yumiella’s relationship with Patrick, well, they’re still not quite married, but this is the strongest I’ve felt about the two of them as a loving couple. Well, OK, a loving couple and Eleanora. The three of them have fallen into being a throuple without really realizing it, and while the attraction is more friendly/familial on Yumiella and Patrick’s part, I think they both realize that they can’t really be together without her there. Eleanora, by the way, also shows off her more mature side we saw in the 5th book. (Patrick has always been mature.)

We’re caught up with Japan, so that wedding may be a while off. Till then, I was pleased to see this book give me exactly the sort of Yumiella, Patrick and Eleanora that I want.

The Former Assassin Who Got Reincarnated As a Noble Girl, Vol. 1

By Satsuki Otonashi and MiRea. Released in Japan as “Moto Ansatsusha, Tenseishite Kizoku no Reijou ni Narimashita” by PASH! Books. Released in North America by Cross Infinite World. Translated by Jordan Taylor.

This one is definitely a slow starter. It’s taking a while to make its point, and in order to make it effectively we need to get deep into the mind of its heroine, whose reincarnation has not changed her mindset all that much, and who tends to regard almost everyone in this new world as a terrible person. Unfortunately, she’s not wrong. The main reason this is such a slog to begin with is that the only other characters in the book who are not Selena are either people she’s saved who are now devoted to her, her absent father, and terrible, terrible nobles. If this is meant to be a critique of villainess books, good job, as it felt like it was mashing together quite a few of them, with terrible adopted “heroines”, frivolous princes, arrogant ojous, etc. Even the love interest, the first prince, is in the “everything bores me except you, you’re fascinating” camp. Fortunately, things do eventually pick up once Selena is faced with something where she has to protect.

Our protagonist is 9956, a nameless assassin who dies trying to kill a prince, and ends up reincarnated as the daughter of a duke, Selena Violette. Unfortunately, she was reborn with her old memories, so she acts, as a child, like… well, like a former assassin (she tries to kill a dog with a cake knife). As a result, while her husband is away (something that happens a lot), her mother adopts a commoner girl into the family, Rosemary, who is far nicer ans sweeter and nothing like Selena at all. Unfortunately, Rosemary proves to be a holy terror, being a spoiled brat who uses tears to get her way, and if that doesn’t work she’ll order servants to attack Selena. Selena is fairly blase about this, and in fact keeps trying to hammer home to the adopted daughter that she actually needs to behave like a noble and actually study. This does no good at all. Then the nation’s two princes get involved…

So yes, the first 2/3 of this is a drag, as everyone is SO unpleasant, and also because the narrative is filtered through Selena, who has to force herself not to kill people. This is what fascinates Evan, the first prince, who had her investigated as he found it impossible to imagine someone with her background behaving the way she does. He’s clearly smitten, but also realizes that she, at the moment, is not capable of feeling much of anything, much less love. Unfortunately, before he can slowly show her what love is, one of the terrible nobles who Selena has been destroying over the past hundred pages decides to incite a monster rampage at their hunting party, forcing Selena to fight for her life… and also, much to her surprise, fight to protect the other nobles. Yes, even the nasty ones. I will admit, I wish this had been a single volume. There’s a point near the end where you can hear the author stop and add the number 1 to the cover in their head, and it makes the end a bit less dramatic than I’d like. But oh well.

So yeah, this was eventually a very good read. Just be prepared for some of the world nobles in the world before you get there.