The Abandoned Heiress Gets Rich with Alchemy and Scores an Enemy General!, Vol. 3

By Miyako Tsukahara and Satsuki Sheena. Released in Japan as “Suterare Reijō wa Renkinjutsu-shi ni Narimashita. Kaseida Okane de moto Tekikoku no Shō o Kōnyū Shimasu” by PASH! Books. Released in North America by Cross Infinite World. Translated by piyo.

Sometimes when you get into a habit because you’re trying to project a certain image, it can feel very different when your image becomes the real you. Chloe, through the first two books, has buffed herself up to the point that it was aggravating, describing herself as the world’s strongest alchemist and a beautiful maiden. Well, now she’s managed to go toe to toe with a demon who pretty much wipes the floor with everyone else around, and she also gets to be dressed to the nines at a victory banquet to the point where Julius gets visibly jealous at the looks she’s getting. She really is a fantastic alchemist and beautiful maiden now. Thus… it’s starting to be a little embarrassing to use the phrase. It used to restore her self-confidence, but now it’s like she’s recalling her chuuni phase. This is, of course, adorable. Sorry, Julius.

We pick up right where we left off, with our heroes losing badly. That continues for a bit, though they eventually turn things around thanks to the arrival of a few surprise allies. Unfortunately, some of the villains get away, and there’s no doubt we’ll see them again. After that, though, Chloe recovers from mana depletion, then it’s shopping trips, dress fittings, drunken binges, and endless discussions of her flat chest, a staple of Japanese light novels that we simply cannot get away from. Julius is also more comfortable with her, if with no one else. Now she just has to return home, get a shop assistant who was one of her former rivals, and set about building a Hot Springs Town. While *still* being the world’s greatest alchemist and world’s most oblivious attractive young woman.

The biggest flaw with this book, which you may have figured out from my attempt at a summary, is that it suffers from Webnovel Syndrome. This is a condition that happens when webnovels, which are written in chunks a couple of times a week with little thought as to a natural volume break, are then picked up by a publisher and put out as books which require a book to end after a certain point. Let’s face it, the first quarter of this book should have been at the end of the previous book – it’s all front-loaded here. That said, if the publisher HAD done that, this book would have had zero plot at all, so I suppose it’s a relief that we get some cool fights out of it. The rest of the book very much depends on how much you enjoy Chloe and Julius’ getting closer and closer to a confession but not there yet relationship. Julius thinks his actions (and kisses) make it clear without saying it. Chloe keeps being reminded that she bought Julius and he still wears a slave collar, so confessions might not be reliable.

I assume that the next book is not just going to be building a hot spring, but who knows? Till it happens, this wasn’t as good as the previous two books, but is still good.

Let’s Get to Villainessin’: Stratagems of a Former Commoner, Vol. 1

By Sasara Nagase and Mitsuya Fuji. Released in Japan as “Sa, Akuyaku Reijou no Oshigoto wo Hajimemashou: Moto Shomin no Watashi ga Idomu Zunousen” by PASH! Bunko. Released in North America by Cross Infinite World. Translated by Dawson Chen.

I’m not sure if we’ve reached the point in 2024 where more villainess titles are licensed than isekai titles. Possibly it just feels that way to me as I read a majority of the villainess titles, while most isekai titles are ignored by me unless there’s a good reason. But this is definitely a book that is intimately familiar with the genre – the author has written several, unlicensed villainess series already, as well as the licensed Seriously Seeking Sister! book. The protagonist says she’s a fan of light novels, and has read villainess books in the past. She’s also backed by serious money here, so you’d think that things would go swimmingly. But as ever, it’s easier to avoid your doom than cause your doom as a villainess, and I appreciate that Mio is trying really hard to be a terrible person but just comes across as a big ol’ tsundere. It turns out being a bad person isn’t easy with a conscience.

Mio is a teenage girl who is working an extra job in order to pay for her sister’s hospital care, as she is dying of a mystery disease. Then, after stopping a purse snatcher, she is introduced to the owner of the purse, who has a deal for her. Shizuki, the rich girl Mio meets, says this is the world of an otome game! (It’s similar to Modern Villainess, in that it’s in a modern Japan but one that still has zaibatsu families.) Shizuki wants Mio to play the villainess role, bullying the heroine, making sure the heroine gets with the correct capture target, and fall to ruin. This will, for reasons not revealed in this book, save the country’s economy. In return, Shizuki will help get Mio’s sister advance treatment that might save her life. Mio thus goes all in on villainessin’.

So, I know this is a “translated into English” problem more than a problem with the original work. And I think the author did it deliberately in some ways to show off the “otome game” cliches of this world. But this book has important characters named Ruki, Riku, Ruri and Rikka. (I suspect the translator added the extra ‘k’ so that I would not lose my mind.) Oh yes, and Mio’s sister is Shizuku and her new sister by adoption is Shizuki. Fortunately, once I got past the names, this was a very good read. It’s a “we have to match the game’s plot but we keep changing it” sort of book, but this time everyone’s being serious, with nary a dumbass in the cast aside from the token “those two girls” who serve as the minibosses of Book One. A lot is being kept from Mio by Shizuki, and I for one am very concerned with her true motivations. But seeing Mio desperately try to be bad and accidentally helping the heroine out… look, I love a good Maria Campbell plot, OK? It helps that the heroine isn’t evil this time, possibly as this isn’t our original villainess either.

Assuming that we’re not introduced to Kiki, Kiko and Kiku next volume, I’m definitely looking forward to it, if only to get some answers, and see if Mio really will fall in love with the guy she’s trying not to fall in love with.

Sasaki and Peeps: Fake Family Formed! ~The Youngest Daughter Dreams of a Warm Family in This Hodgepodge Household~

By Buncololi and Kantoku. Released in Japan as “Sasaki to Pi-chan” by Media Factory. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Alice Prowse.

I do feel that this series might have a conclusion in mind, but it really is meandering towards that conclusion, to the point where I was actually a little bored somewhere in the middle of this volume. Which is surprising given it’s an isekai-lite book, and I usually tend to prefer those. For the most part, the bulk of this book is spent integrating Type Twelve into the main cast, which has Futarishizuka and Sasaki making decisions that make sense in a “we’re trying to save the world” sort of way, but narratively in a book makes them sort of terrible. It doesn’t help that the idea that all of this is secret is really being blown apart, with Neighbor Girl’s classmates all discussing whether aliens are real or not after spotting the huge obvious flying saucer. Each book tends to set up the next book, and I suppose that’s true here. And to be fair, the end of the volume definitely was excellent. But I’d like to know the author has a final volume envisioned.

Type Twelve wants to learn more about humanity from Hoshizaki, and has decided the best way to do this is to pretend to be a family. Hoshizaki is the mother, Sasaki is the father, Kurosu and Abaddon are her older siblings, Elsa (returned from isekai land) is the next door neighbor who’s always dropping in, Sasaki is the family pet, and Futarishizuka is the crotchety grandmother, a role she takes to with gusto, to be honest. They go shopping, they buy a house – well, OK, Type Twelve steals a house – and they go to the amusement park, which Futarishizuka, with the reluctant help of Sasaki, tries to depress the robot so that she’ll give up and return home. Everything changes, though, when Kurosu says there’s a new death game coming to a mysterious island, and she wants their help in going after the big prizes that come with said game. Alas, when they get there they find that things will not go that well…

As noted, the death game is the best part (the worst part may be when Kurosu, running away from interaction with her classmates, comes across her teacher screwing her bullied classmate, and she just sort of stomps away in a fit of pique that she’s not able to get that with Sasaki). They arrive assuming that everything will be much the same as the previous games, but not only is everyone on the angel AND demon teams now trying to kill her and Abaddon specifically, but there are also a lot more random elements. A psychic is killing people because he can, the magical girl rips a hole in reality to go kill psychics, and Type Twelve has to literally blow herself up 9she gets better) to save the main cast. And, oh yes, the entire death game has been co-opted by rich assholes. Because of course.

I greatly enjoy this series when it’s being ridiculous, but when it’s down to earth it can sometimes lose me. The next volume… has everyone going to Kurosu’s school. Oh well, we shall see.