By Choko and kaworu. Released in Japan as “Tanaka-ke, Tensei Suru” by Dragon Novels. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by Sasha Schiller.

As this series has gone on, the circle of ‘this person is completely bonkers’ gets larger and larger. At first, at the start of Book 1, it was just Emma. Then it enclosed her brothers, her father, and eventually even her mother. Then it took in their immediate family and close friends in their territory. Then they went to the capital and we saw that the King was a bit bananas himself, as well as Emma’s friends, who are all more normal than Emma, but that’s by a matter of degree. And now we get this book, where an invading army, with the help of some monsters that allow people’s fears to get out of hand, see everyone in Emma’s country as perverts who are being led by Emma, who they deem a “debutart”, which I assume has an equally awkward Japanese equivalent, but basically they spot her leering at the old men. What this ends up meaning is that, as expected, the invasion dies on its ass, mostly as everyone is now convinced Emma has broken everything. Just as planned?

We pick up where we left off, with our main party facing off against a passel of Rainbow Raccoons, who basically hit up against people’s fears. Unfortunately, while they kill most of them, one gets away and teams up with another monster sent in by the invading Empire, a fire fox, which basically burns people with flames that are all in their heads but convinces their brains that it’s reality… forever. This proves to be a much harder monster to take out, requiring both more references to obscure Japanese foodie culture and also Emma having to pretend that she’s the Saint so that everyone’s beliefs can turn her healing into reality. Unfortunately, as everyone worships Emma already, apart from her family, this doesn’t go quite the way she wants.

This book has a few bits that did not quite work for me. The climax to the battle really probably is much funnier if you recognize whatever brand of instant noodles the monsters are meant to be, and while I got that’s what they were going for, it was a lost in translation climax for me. The backstory for Juana was overly convoluted for me, and I kinda wanted it to get into more of a trans narrative than it was prepared to get into – which is to say it mostly ignored that part. That said, there was also the usual pile of fun. The climax of the book, with Emma discovering how to get all the cotton they need, is absolutely wonderful, and very Emma – for once you can see just why Joshua is infatuated with her. There’s also a strong anti-war message in this book, as all the Tanakas are dedicated to not only stopping the invasion but making it as hard as possible to ever think of war breaking out again. This is a humans vs. monsters world, they want to keep it that way.

So good stuff, and next time we’ll start a new arc. For those who like very silly books.

By Choko and kaworu. Released in Japan as “Tanaka-ke, Tensei Suru” by Dragon Novels. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by Sasha Schiller.

Haaaah. Did I say the 5th volume was Part 1 of 2? Try Part 1 of 3. That said, a lot of what was potentially horrible was taken care of in this volume, and for once it was not directly due to Emma and her family. Though you could argue they did it indirectly. It’s also a great example of how this series can have drama, with real consequences, and then turn on a dime and have the most hilarious bullshit imaginable. The first prince returns from the West, and there’s something… off about him. The Queen can tell something’s wrong, but can’t prove it, and everyone else thinks that things are absolutely fine. But then, he talks to Rose, the king’s concubine who we remember from previous volumes… and doesn’t stare at her enormous breasts. And this fact is SO mind-boggling that everyone immediately gets on board with him being compromised and starts to investigate. The sublime and the ridiculous are married in this series, ad it makes things even funnier, as it takes the edge off the fact that there’s about to be a war.

Emma is back at school, despite most of the student body convinced that she’s dying due to being Too Frail For Words. And just in time, as they’re all going on a field trip to view monsters in the forest, an incredibly dangerous foray that few usually do… except not only are all three Stewarts going, but so are all of Emma’s besties. Naturally the rest of the student body falls into line, including Edward and Arthur… and the King, who has somehow managed to finagle himself onto this so he can see what monsters are really like. What they all find is that this is all part of a crafty plan the Western Empire have been doing to invade and wipe out the kingdom, something unheard of in an age where all nations unite to fight monsters. Is it already… too late?

Lest you think that there’s not enough of Emma being a disaster here, think again. One of the big emotional climaxes also balances between trying to bring the King, who is out of his mind due to being covered with monster blood (which acts like a drug), back to his senses, and also trying to feel the King up because Emma is a giant pervert who loves middle-aged dudes. That said, it’s not ALL laughs. The invasion is very real, and while Juana feels bad about it she is also very dedicated to firing the cannons that will lead to mass death in the capital… death that does not happen thanks to the cats and bugs playing a giant game of “hit the cannonball”. And of course the book ends with the Western Empire sending in very dangerous monsters, which make even the Stewarts act seriously as opposed to just seeing them as food and/or goods. By the end of this book, we’re still about to be at war.

So yeah, things look bad, but they’ve already solved most of the really dangerous issues, and I’ve no doubt that Book 7 will be really silly. Let’s just remember the lesson learned from this volume: no man can resist looking at a pair of really exceptional tits. Unless they’re mind-controlled.

By Choko and kaworu. Released in Japan as “Tanaka-ke, Tensei Suru” by Dragon Novels. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by Sasha Schiller.

So yeah, I was wrong about more than one thing in my last review. To be fair, when it comes to one of those things, the rest of the cast got it wrong as well. When we hear there’s a new saint, we, and the King and prince, assume that it’s going to be Emma. I had wondered if the plotline would be that Emma had to move to the country of religious zealots. But no, it turns out that the saint is someone totally different. More to the point, I had said that this series was first and foremost a comedy, and while that’s still true, it does show that it is not afraid to get involved in drama when the need arises. Or in this case pure horror. For a number of pages we know nothing about what’s going on except that Emma and her brothers are terrified, to the point that Emma can’t even walk. And the explanation is not only eerie (though even it gets used comedically later) but also asks what the saint position even does.

After debating just staying forever, and William having to deal with his mother and sister being BL fans, the Tanaka family are returning to their capital… only to find this have changed while they’ve been gone. The Church has declared a new saint, Juana (who we briefly saw in a prior volume, but don’t worry if you forgot her, so did everyone else). And there’s a rumor going around that Emma was in fact a FAKE saint, and a lot of students are following Juana around and disparaging Emma. For the most part, this doesn’t really bother Emma and company, as those close to her are still her friends, and she doesn’t really run into the new saint. Until she does, and when Emma and her brothers see Juana’s face, Emma has a complete nervous breakdown and the entire family retreats to their estate. Which starts even MORE rumors.

Rest assured, there’s some good comedy here. The bizarre Church edict about buying new underwear makes the Tanakas boggle just as much as the audience, and the Tanaka Family themselves are always good for fun scenes, especially when we get a few of their uncles and cousins. But the book shines when we discover why Emma is so horrified about Juana’s face, and the nightmare that she has is harrowing and (possibly) may have led to real disaster were it not for their giant cats. More to the point, the Church and the Saint are trying to start a real war with real consequences, and it takes most of the book for the country to even realize it. Now, I’m fairly sure that things are back on the upswing, but it’s a good sign of how the Tanakas have sort of accidentally become the lynchpin that holds this world together – especially Emma.

This is basically “Part 1 of 2”, so we’ll see how it resolves next time. A great volume, with some nice depth.