Royal Spirits Are a Royal Pain! Give Me a Regular Romance, Vol. 1

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By Rei Kazama and Fujiazuki. Released in Japan as “Tensei Reijō wa Seirei ni Aisarete Saikyō Desu…… Dakedo Futsū ni Koi Shitai)” by TO Books. Released in North America by J-Novel Heart. Translated by okaykei.

I am, as readers of this blog know, a sucker for many things. One of those things is “girl tries to be a normal, average person but it immediately fails because she’s so utterly bad at it”. It’s underlined and enhanced in this new series, where she ends up working out as a small baby, is controlling multiple spirits before she’s a year old, and is talking in complex sentences before she’s three. Fortunately, she’s in luck, as she also has two older brothers who are also freaks, though it takes till the end of the book before we get the full story on both of them. As you’d expect, a lot of this book is Deirdre trying to get everyone to treat spirits well so that they can all be more powerful while, at the same time, trying not to get involved in political disputes as she wants to fall in love and get married normally. Good luck, honey.

A young woman, working to finish a doujinshi in time for the deadline, dies and wakes up in the body of a tiny baby. As it turns out, she’s now Deirdre Abel von Belisario, the daughter of a margrave. She’s got maids! She’s got two older brothers, She’s got a very doting family. And she’s got these spirits that hover around her. As she tries to use context clues to figure out where she is and what’s going on, she finds the traditional “one cheat item you get to take with you when you go to another world”, which is magical Wikipedia, which gives her a lot of information on this world… namely that it’s a political hotbed. Unfortunately, as she grows up, works out, invents radio calisthenics, and gains the attention of more spirits, it rapidly becomes apparent that avoiding politics is simply not happening.

Generally speaking, any series where the main character has magical Wikipedia (and yes, there are multiple series with that cheat) should be ridiculous, but this one has more depth than you might expect. The empress and her sons are in the middle of a power struggle with rich nobility, and it’s led to the royal capital being deforested and bereft of spirits. The empress uses Deirdre and company in order to get the jump on her enemies… but this does not win Deirdre over, and instead puts her more on her guard. Deidre is beloved by the spirits, including the Four Major Spirit Elements, but this is not great when they’re supposedly subjects of the Empire, and the spirits make it clear they support Deirdre over the royals. Even middle child Alan, who seems to be the normal one of the trio, shows off in a side story how that’s only a matter of degree, as he goes on a rampage to stop some kidnappers and does seven impossible things before breakfast.

So yeah, there’s a lot of meat here to get your teeth into. Which is good, as this is 12 volumes in Japan, so we’ve only just begun. For fans of tiny terrors who are trying to keep a low profile but failing miserably.

High School DxD: Professor Valkyrie

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By Ichiei Ishibumi and Miyama-Zero. Released in Japan by Fujimi Fantasia Bunko. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Haydn Trowell.

This is a shonen series, as I’ve said many times before, and one of the ways that it is most like a shonen series is that the cast is simply too damn large. And no, I don’t just mean trying to remember that minor villain from 7 books ago who pops up again, I mean that I actually had to use the wiki to remind myself about Rossweisse, who’s been around since Book 4 or 5 but who doesn’t stick in my head quite as much as everyone else in Issei’s orbit. This is definitely a series where you think “Thank God there’s a wiki page”. That said, I’m not all that sure that failing to remember exactly who someone is matters all that much at this stage. There are the good guys and the bad guys. The good guys want to do good things and protect people. the bad guys want to do bad things and kill people. Hell, the entire motive rant of the main antagonist here is “I want demons to be seen as bad guys”. Very shonen indeed.

As Issei and the women in his orbit enjoy a nice bath together, Rossweisse comes to them to ask for a favor: she needs Issei to pretend to be her boyfriend. She’s getting a lot more family pressure, especially from her grandmother, to get married and have children, and this will help to delay that a bit (and, of course, she’s got the hots for Issei as well). It becomes more relevant when the main cast all visit Sona’s new school, one that teaches all demons rather than just the rich or powerful ones. This is a controversial school right from the get-go, as you’d expect. Unfortunately, in addition to people disliking the concept of the school, there’s something else going on: mages are being kidnapped, and they’ve all got one thing in common: they’ve researched the Number of the Beast. As has Rossweisse.

This volume is relatively light on erotic aspects, at least from Issei himself. Asia’s dragon going full Gordon Ramsay on everyone showing the best way to cook and eat Asia’s panties was probably enough, frankly. Plus this book is very much about the fighting. Issei is still too intuitive and relying on “punch everything hard”, but he’s gotten better, and we see his analysis of things has grown leaps and bounds since the first few books. He also gets to work together with some former enemies, including Sairaorg, who is frankly Buff Issei, and also likes to punch things. As for Rossweisse, she’s realized she loves being a teacher, which is good, and I hope that we’ll see more of her with the main harem girls so that I don’t have to look her up again. That said, she struggles to stand out among the heroines even in her own focus book, so that’s not all too surprising.

Apparently next volume will see the demise of my running gag, as it apparently *is* an Irina focused book, where everyone goes to Heaven. Till then, boy, this has a lot of characters and fighting.

Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Russian, Vol. 8

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By Sunsunsun and Momoco. Released in Japan as “Tokidoki Bosotto Russia-go de Dereru Tonari no Alya-san” by Kadokawa Sneaker Bunko. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Matthew Rutsohn.

I’ve talked many times before about the stark contrast between the backstory of Masachika and Yuki and their family drama, the romantic plots with Alya and Maria both being in love with Masachika, and the wacky comedy shenanigans. The drama gets more attention this volume, and the shenanigans are confined to the middle of the book for the most part, and almost feel perfunctory. They read like the author watched a random anime and used that plot as the antics of the book. When I say “there’s a party with chocolates that have a small bit of alcohol in them”, the average fan could write the rest of that scene in their head and be 100% accurate except that it’s only one girl who gets drunk, not all of them. And there’s also an invented game that involves penalties, but since we already had the sexy antics earlier, these punishments are more just silly. The drama, though, is the main reason to get this.

The festival is over, but the aftermath of its events are still reverberating. Masachika’s mother was ill after his performance and had to go to the nurse’s office… and what’s more, Masachika found his father comforting her! Oh, and she’s also now sleepwalking. Masachika himself is filled with all-new self-loathing about his piano playing, which briefly impacts his ability to play until he gets some good advice which is basically “stop overthinking everything you do”. Oh, if only that advice would stick. As for Alya, well, she’s admitted that she’s in love with Masachika, at least to herself, and is briefly really, really happy. Can’t have that, of course. Enter Nonoa, who levels up here from minor supporting character to possibly the main antagonist of the entire series.

The big news here comes right at the cliffhanger for the book – Masachika is finally going to admit the truth about him and Yuki to Alya. This is good, because after overhearing him saying that Yuki will always be the most important person in his life, Alya has spent most of the volume dealing with agonizing unrequited love issues. These two are, frankly, very similar, which is why they’re such a good couple – or at least they will be, eventually, when the series is allowed to end. As for Yuki, she gets less to do here, but is also part of the cliffhanger. I’m not sure if her relapse will last longer than the next book, but it’s a reminder that she’s just as tied into the dark backstory as her brother, and is not simply about being a tease and making incest jokes. There is also a lot of Maria, of course, but even though she’s clearly deeply in love with Masachika, all her plots here are comedic. We know what that means.

And then there’s Nonoa, but let’s save her for another time. Till then, I enjoy wading through the most predictable comedy ever to get to the good bits.