Chitose Is in the Ramune Bottle, Vol. 2

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By Hiromu and raemz. Released in Japan as “Chitose-kun wa Ramune Bin no Naka” by Gagaga Bunko. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Evie Lund.

I’m enjoying the Chitose series a great deal, but if there’s one thing that worries me it’s that I don’t know what the series’ overall plot is. Other series have ‘each volume has a girl in distress” about them, most notably Rascal Does Not Dream Of (insert girl here), but we know by the end of Book 2 what the basic thread of the series is (the supernatural manifestations of psychological trauma). I suppose it veers closest to My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong As I Expected, which also features a lead guy who will throw himself under the bus to solve a problem, but I think if I tried comparing Chitose with Hachiman the latter would be very angry with me. The question is, are we meant to be figuring out who is “best girl” in a romantic sense? Is this about ripping Chitose’s mask off? Or is it just a series where a group of high schoolers give an excuse for a plot of the week, like many TV shows?

As you might have guessed, the girl on the cover is the main girl of this book, Yuzuki Nanase. She’s lately been worried that she has a stalker, and asks Chitose to pretend to be her boyfriend in order to either drive them off or draw them out. He’s the obvious choice as the two of them are extremely similar, and so she knows he won’t be getting any misconceptions about what this relationship is about. Unfortunately, her fears turn out to be quite justified, as delinquents from a different school are forcing her to revisit an incident from her past that she’s been trying to bury. In the meantime, the fact that he’s now dating Nanase has Chitose in a spotlight he’d rather avoid, and he ends up having ANOTHER guy that he tries to give life advice to.

The other similar series I didn’t mention in the first paragraph is Bottom-Tier Character Tomozaki, and there is an element of that here in Chitose’s trying to hammer home the idea that girls are not pure fantasy creatures and fart and masturbate and everything else that’s normal. But, as with the first book, one of the big draws here is that the popular kids are the leads, allowing the ability to tell a different kind of story. Even something like Tomozaki relies on the outsider who has a past where he always thought “goddamn normies” to get past. Kenta, the nerd from the first book, is still here and is now part of their group, but he’s not the narrator and doesn’t drive the plot. This is a story of popular kids dealing with a specific popular girl problem in a way that, say, Hachiman would be unable to pull off. Good thing, too, as this book also gets more serious towards the end, with suggestions of sexual assault in both past and present.

So I’m still not sure where this series is going, but I’m greatly enjoying the ride. That said, I suspect that all the potential romantic interests for Chitose, including Nanase, are going to have to take a back seat to his upperclassman crush, and the cover for Vol. 3 suggests we’ll get a lot more of her next time.

Bofuri: I Don’t Want to Get Hurt, So I’ll Max Out My Defense, Vol. 6

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By Yuumikan and KOIN. Released in Japan as “Itai no wa Iya nano de Bōgyoryoku ni Kyokufuri Shitai to Omoimasu” by Kadokawa Books. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Andrew Cunningham.

The Bofuri series does have a pretty good supporting cast, and I enjoy reading about them. That said, most people who picked this up are here for one reason and one reason alone, and that’s Maple breaking the game by doing awesome unpredictable shit. Good news, the 6th volume is here to help you. It definitely doesn’t hurt that this 6th book involves the 6th level of the game, which is entirely related to ghosts and the supernatural. As such, except for one disastrous attempt to get over her terror, Sally is pretty much absent, grinding on other floors so she can avoid being Shaggy in an episode of Scooby-Doo. This allows Maple to solo several events, or team up with Mii, or experiment with rewards in strange and brilliant ways. It’s the sort of thing that will look great animated if Season 2 ever happens, but that’s still sadly far in the future at this point.

We start by Maple getting her new favorite toy, which is a literal throne that she can sit on while attacks do nothing to her. (The downside being that she can’t use “evil” attacks while on it – i.e. most of her repertoire). She uses it a lot in the next stratum, which as noted above is one based around ghosts. Sally, who sees there are lots of cool things she could get if only she got over her fear, tries… and fails miserably. So Maple tries to get some nice rewards that she can give Sally, as well as some rewards that will specifically benefit her build. Finally, we get the Seventh Event, which fortunately does NOT involve ghosts, and so Maple wants to go old-school on it: only her and Sally vs. the toughest opponents.

A lot of the humor in this volume comes from the occasional times we cut back to the developers, who have either designed things to be anti-Maple that she proceeds to win out over by doing something bonkers, or else they’ve designed things that would be lethal difficulty for anyone else that Maple strolls through even though it wasn’t designed to get her interest at all. The rest of Maple Tree, of course, have simply given up on being surprised, with Chrome just sighing and helping Maple to control her ghostly hands that can wield other shields, etc. It helps that Maple’s not doing this for any reason other than “it’s fun”. She’s gotten better at thinking things through… just… but most of her gaming still seems to be “do whatever the hell I like”. This includes lunching with Mii, who can drop her roleplay facade around her, or fending off Frederica, who’s trying to duel Sally and wondering why she’s not on the 6th floor. Maple is simply too nice to get angry with.

This isn’t essential reading, and fans of the anime can probably wait for whenever it continues, but I still quite enjoy Bofuri. It’s a relaxing, quick read.

Walking My Second Path in Life, Vol. 3

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By Otaku de Neet and Kurodeko. Released in Japan as “Watashi wa Futatsume no Jinsei wo Aruku!” by SQEX Novels. Released in North America digitally by J-Novel Club. Translated by Andrew Schubauer.

Frequently we find that we, as readers, do not want what the author, as a writer, is writing. This is especially true as the series goes on. Any glance at AO3 fanfiction will see a graveyard of incredibly popular fanfics that got abandoned because the author got very angry at the source material. As such, I should not be annoyed that a romance novel turned out to end with a romance novel ending. But I am, a bit. It doesn’t help that even the author kind of realizes that this is the wrong move, with everyone second guessing the big reveal and wondering if it might have been better just to let Heath stay a squire after all. Oh yes, and there’s the fact that this book came out four years after the others and with a different publisher. We should probably be grateful we got anything at all, but what we got is… well, somewhat less than satisfying.

For those who may have forgotten what’s been happening, Heath is the disguised Princess Fie, training as a squire and hanging out with her buddies. There’s fighting! There’s circuses! But then, right as she is jumping through a hoop of REAL FIRE in an effort to create a circus of their own, the kingdom’s chancellor happens to be walking by… and recognizes her. That’s it, she’s toast. That said, at least she’s not exiled to the cottage of starvation any more, and everyone lines up to apologize to her, from the King to her sister (yes, we finally meet her sister). Unfortunately, there’s a slight problem, which is that Fie has been dating Queen, and now she can’t. This will require strategy, as well as a long think to try to figure out if she actually is in love.

This reminded me a bit of Bloom Into You as well, as we get a “will they make a character who doesn’t really get love or romance asexual?…no, they won’t” sort of vibe to it. That said, this mostly feels like a book trying to do too much. We get separate subplots explaining Fie’s sister (who is in love with a Prince from a different kingdom) and King Roy (who is trying to be a good king but his desire to completely avoid women has led to tremendous problems. But, again, the main issue is that this is the story of a woman who empowers herself and goes out to create her own life and career… and in the end finds that she can’t actually do that, so resolves to become a wife and mother. Queen gets to be a knight, though. It’s not that badly written, and Fie is still a great character to read about, but it feels like we made the wrong choice and got the bittersweet ending in a visual novel.

Perhaps this will inspire someone to write a fanfic where Heath isn’t caught and becomes a knight? Mmmmmm… probably not. But, again, authors should not call attention to the bad choices they’ve made by having other characters saying “maybe this was a bad choice”.