A Tale of the Secret Saint ZERO, Vol. 3

By Touya and chibi. Released in Japan as “Tensei Sita Daiseijyo ha, Seijyo Dearuko Towohitakakusu ZERO” by Earth Star Novels. Released in North America by Airship. Translated by Sarah Burch. Adapted by Melanie Kardas.

I should be used to this by now from this series, as well as its parent. Both have a very bad habit of only being half a book and then padding it out with side stories. This volume is 244 pages digitally, but only 141 of them are the main storyline. And that’s not even getting into the fact that the main storyline is also a bit of a short story collection that’s interconnected somewhat. It makes it hard to review, as the side stories after the main content tend to be of the “free when you buy at this bookstore” variety, i.e. not all that impactful. This volume also has a character poll, and the results should not surprise anyone. (It’s a poll of both this and the main series.) Serafina/Fia may be the star, but this is a series written for women, and as such the handsome men are going to grab most of the votes. Which means they get stories from their POV. Which take up more pages.

Serafina and her knights are ready to return from their seaside adventure, but ideally they’d like to fix the climate problem that have plagued the region… unless, as it turns out, Serafina has fixed the problem by accidentally befriending the spirit whose grief was causing the problem in the first place. On their return, Serafina’s father is delighted to see her, but we’re reminded of her general reputation… as well as her knights’… when we meet her older three brothers, all of whom seem to despise and belittle her. Indeed, other knight brigades fight it out with Serafina’s, as no one knows the extent of her powers except a scant few. She then goes with her knight Mirach to his village, which turns out to grow its own medicinal herbs… and does not trust saints, which is why it’s likely good that she’s incognito. Well, as incognito as Serafina ever gets.

This is a prequel to the main series, and I’m not sure how much you’re meant to compare the characters in the past with the ones from the main series, except for the ones who are obvious reincarnations. Most of the knight herd tend to be a bit similar to the knight captains Fia knows, but that’s less because of potential reincarnation and mostly because they’re all soldiers, and thus tend to act the same way. It is interesting comparing Serafina here to the Fia in the main series. In the main series proper, Fia is definitely written as an “airhead” character, unthinking, reacting on instinct a lot, and missing connections a lot while also picking out connections others don’t catch. Serafina in this series is the same, but it’s not written as “airhead” but as “I am six years old”. As such, those who find Fia a but, shall we say, dumb as a bag of hammers might be better off just reading the prequel, which otherwise offers the same amount of fun.

If you don’t mind the fact that you’re only getting half a book’s worth of plot every book, this series remains a lot of fun.

Adachi and Shimamura, Vol. 12

By Hitoma Iruma and raemz. Released in Japan by Dengeki Bunko. Released in North America by Seven Seas. Translated by Molly Lee.

It should not be a surprise to the reader that, despite saying this is a 12th volume rather than a short story collection or whatever “Volume 99.9” was, this is essentially the same as the previous few books. There has been a running theme of Yashiro trying to unite all Adachis with all Shimamuras to save the universe, and that reaches its culmination here, allowing us to get back to the main story at last. Not that there’s much to the main story, except Shimamura starting to think seriously about what her life will be like going forward, and that it will probably be with Adachi. As for Adachi herself, well, she’s gotten better, but the poster child for “vibrating ball of gay” is still exactly what’s on the tin. If there’s an issue here it’s with the author. As this arc has gone on, we had three volumes of My First Love’s Kiss, in the same universe, come out, and that poisoned me so much against the author that I can’t give them the benefit of the doubt with questionable scenarios anymore.

There are four short stories here, along with two mini-short stories. In the first, Adachi is a school teacher in her early 20s who is teaching 6-year-old Shimamura, who wants them to get married. In the second, Adachi is a best-selling author and Shimamura is the lead actress in the movie adaptation of her book. These are both part of the “Yashiro searches for Shimamuras” plot. In the third story, she rescues Shimamura for almost getting hit by a car, only to realize that by doing so she messed up Shimamura meeting Adachi, and now the world is ending. Only donuts can solve this. In the final story, we’re back to the “main” timeline, and the present day (i.e. high school), as Adachi asks Shimamura on a date to the beach. (The two micro stories are Hino and Nagafuji fluff and Adachi and Shimamura’s mothers fluff.)

As I said, My First Love’s Kiss was a toxic series that featured multiple characters preying on children. As such, the first short story, which is written as if we’re supposed to go “awwww”, gave me the creeps. Adachi tries to think of reasons not to marry a six-year-old, and the only one that she can think of that stops her is she’d be arrested. There’s soulmates and then there’s ick. Fortunately that’s the only ick in the book. The other AU was genuinely cute, mostly as they were both adults. I also like seeing the ongoing repair of Adachi’s relationship with her mother, no matter what timeline. The third story is basically an excuse to write the “canon” Adachi and Shimamura meeting in a different way. The final story really does feel like a continuation of the series, and is filled with adorable yuri moments. It feels very much like the anime.

This was supposed to be the final volume, though the author hasn’t had afterwords lately. But there’s a Short Stories 2 due out in a couple of months, so this cash cow continues onward. If it keeps the author away from creepy shit, I’m OK with more of it.

Earl and Fairy: The Future Bride in a Labyrinth of Roses

By Mizue Tani and Asako Takaboshi. Released in Japan as “Hakushaku to Yōsei” by Shueisha Cobalt Bunko. Released in North America by J-Novel Heart. Translated by Alexandra Owen-Burns.

Generally speaking, I try not to frame a character’s decision in a novel by “well, it’s just terrible writing”. For one thing, it’s lazy reviewing to do that. There are all sorts of reasons why a young woman who was not only raised as a commoner and is now engaged to an Earl but was raised as a commoner with a connection to fairies and thus grew up with basically no friends or peers, would, when sent off to a supposed friend’s household to learn about etiquette, then told she’s the new maid, given a room in an attic, and relentlessly bullied and physically abused, would not say “hey, I wonder if something is wrong here?”. But Lydia thinking “oh hey, this must just be some sort of nobility training I haven’t figured out yet, so I will endure it and not say anything” is, without a doubt, the stupidest she has ever been. The book gets much better in the back half. But I almost dropped this because of that plot point.

After the events of the last arc, Lydia and Edgar are finally engaged. She’s doing her best to try to trust that he loves her and not assume that he is romancing every woman in London. Unfortunately Lucinda, a young noble girl arrives at Edgar’s place and talks about how they’re engaged, mentioning a series of secret letters. She’s honestly so deluded hat even Lydia doesn’t really buy this, but Lydia is also dealing with a serious case of “I am but a lowly plain commoner”, so it really doesn’t help her mood. Edgar, meanwhile, is trying his best not to hit on any woman that looks his way. But it’s hard! It’s less hard with Lucinda, who is, not to put too fine a point on it, a brat. He also worries that Lydia accepted his proposal without any romantic feelings for him at all. This is a much more likely worry.

As with most Earl and Fairy books, things improve greatly once we’re dealing with fairies and not Lydia and Edgar acting exactly like the circa-2007 shoujo romantic leads they are. There are some nice reveals, and we can see why a series of annoying coincidences led to Lydia getting into the awful position she spends most of the book. It is somewhat darkly humorous that she’s at possibly her lowest ebb in the series, collapsing from starvation and fatigue, not from a fairy plot or from Edgar’s enemies, but from noble servants just being terrible people. When Lydia gets out of her head, she proves to be not only a capable Fairy Doctor, but also quite adept at actually handling noble society. The problem is that we spend a large bulk of the book in her head, as does she’ Sometimes reading self-loathing can be grueling. It is here.

I double checked to see when the inevitable shoujo “we’re in wedding outfits!” cover art is, and it’s Book 18, so I worry that each book before them will introduce a new girl to make everyone in the cast slightly unhappy. Recommended for those who loved Black Bird and Hot Gimmick when they came out from Viz.