Is It Wrong To Try To Pick Up Girls In A Dungeon? On The Side: Sword Oratoria, Vol. 11

By Fujino Omori and Kiyotaka Haimura. Released in Japan as “Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka? Gaiden – Sword Oratoria” by Softbank Creative. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Dale DeLucia.

(Note: I spoil the ending for this one, be warned.)

Sigh. I can’t say it wasn’t hinted – it’s been hinted since she first showed up, and there’s a massive deadly flag in this volume where Lefiya and Filvis promise to visit the elven country after they finish this next battle. I almost smacked my forehead. But yeah, there are two characters in this series who are fairly obviously coded as lesbians, and Lefiya has protagonist armor, so the other one had to go. The death is handled well and all – Filvis is not shot by an impossible bullet or anything – but yes, I am grumpy that we get to throw another dead lesbian on the pile of dead lesbians. Lefiya is in a sort of grief coma after this, so I’m not sure whether she’ll turn evil and try to destroy the world. Probably not. And Aiz makes for a poor Buffy in any case. And now I will drop this stretched analogy and look at the rest of the book.

For about three-quarters of this book, it’s actually fairly triumphant. Finn and company are getting ready to defeat the evils once and for all. It’s a plan in two stages, the first of which is to map out as much of Knossos as possible, with help from other families – including the Hermes Family, with Hermes being fairly straightforward for once, and the Dionysus Family, with him basically begging to come along so that he can avenge the deaths of his other family members. Things go well. They have a SUPER POWERFUL healer with them on this one, and therefore cursed weapons don’t work like they should. They manage to defeat the guy who makes the dungeons and his hideous monster form. All is going pretty swimmingly, in fact, till Dionysus sees something off to the side and splits off down a different corridor…

I have to admit that I’m much of the same mind as Loki and Hermes are at the end of this – I suspect Dionysus to be a double agent of sorts. That said, I also do wonder if there might be some self-brainwashing going on, as he really does seem to care about the fate of his family. Which, every single one, is killed off at the end of this book, in one of the biggest massacres we’ve seen in DanMachi to date. And Levis is alive and has escaped again, which is frustrating as the start of this book, which features Aiz making a deal with the devil and being told exactly why she’s having trouble fighting Levis – implied that a great final battle was coming. The reader feels as frustrated as Loki does.

The next volume is huge, and the afterword implies it may wrap up this plotline once and for all. As always, it’s very well told and has some great fights. But yeah, at the end of the day, what a miserable ending to a book.

Love Me, Love Me Not, Vol. 1

By Io Sakisaka. Released in Japan as “Omoi, Omoware, Furi, Furare” by Shueisha, serialized in the magazine Bessatsu Margaret. Released in North America by Viz Media. Translated by JN Productions. Adapted by Nancy Thistlethwaite.

I was, at first, rather surprised to see this new volume of Io Sakisaka’s coming out, given that we still have a few volumes of Ao Haru Ride still in the queue. But after reading it, I’m glad we’re seeing it now, as this is a good one. The cover features two heroines, with the love interests relegated to the back cover, and the first volume makes it clear that, while this is all about love and romance, as usual for this author, the girls are co-protagonists and will carry most of the action. As for the premise, it’s not only about the growing friendship of these two girls, who immediately get on like a house on fire, but their tw3o opposing views of love, neither of which is looked down on. Yuna is looking for her Prince Charming, a “love at first sight” sort, while Akari thinks you can get to know a guy and then fall in love based on your everyday interaction. As we’ll see, both are right – and wrong.

Yuna, the light-haired girl on the cover, is the one who is looking for her Prince. Unfortunately, she’s also painfully shy around guys, with the exception of her childhood friend Inui. One day she is saying goodbye to her best friend, who is moving away, when she is accosted by another girl who forgot her wallet and desperately needs money for the subway so SHE can say goodby3e to HER moving friend. This is Akari, the dark-haired girl, who is currently in a relationshi0p, though that doesn’t last the book. The two find they live near each other, and quickly bond discussing the concept of love, and compare their own views. Akari wants to ship Yuna and her childhood friend Inui together. Yuna, though, falls instantly for Akari’s brother, Rio. It’s… well, a recipe for fun shoujo manga.

I enjoyed almost all of this, so let’s quickly get to the bit that made me groan. Given that the concept of this manga reads very much like “love square”, the moment Akari and Rio were shown to be related my brain went “nope, gotta be a remarriage or adoption”, and sure enough. I would be really happy to not see “we’re not really siblings” in a manga ever again, to be honest, and Akari’s loud arguing that it’s not like that to her mother does not help my thought that it is going to be like that down the road. Fortunately, the rest of the book is excellent. Yuna and Rio really do have that ‘instant love’ bond, and also some really heartwarming scenes as we learn about Rio’s “playboy” ways. And Akari may be trying to ship Yuna with Inui, but the audience is, I suspect, thinking that Akari/Inui is the preferred pairing here.

This is about a dozen volumes, which is typical for successful series by this writer. It’s also getting a live-action film this summer. For those who love romance manga and strong friendships, this is a winner.

My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong As I Expected, Vol. 9

By Wataru Watari and Ponkan 8. Released in Japan as “Yahari Ore no Seishun Rabukome wa Machigatte Iru” by Gagaga Bunko. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Jennifer Ward.

The first half of this book is rough going, as it continues to mine the trough of awkward despair that our heroes are going through. Hachiman is still dealing with the unspoken fact that he screwed up the Student Council Election for Yukino, though honestly the bigger problem is that it IS unspoken. Isshiki is now student council president, but is having trouble dealing with the rest of the council and also out of her depth. So when she has to come up with a Christmas event with the help of another school, she naturally comes running to the Service Club. Unfortunately, Hachiman’s guilt makes him take on helping her on his own, and he has to confront not only the most irritating character in the entire series to date, but also Orimoto, that girl from middle school, who goes to the other school. And, as a result of his doing this secretly, the Service Club is falling apart. It’s all very depressing.

Thank God for Hiratsuka, then. Acting a bit more proactively than she usually does, the teacher is there to give Hachiman the push he needs to finally confront the club and show actual emotions. This is very much the best scene in the book, and a real emotional breakthrough, at least for him. Yukino is a bit of a tougher nut to crack (as always), but a trip to an amusement part even allows her to open up about her rivalry relationship with her sister… and with Hachiman. Yui doesn’t feature as heavily, basically reduced to her role as the emotional center. That said, solving the situation requires all three of them – Hachiman plans, Yui bonds with everyone, and Yukino takes a firm hand in telling people when to shut the hell up and decide. Which is desperately needed.

As I indicated above, I don’t think I’ve ever found a character quite as punchable as I did Tamanawa, the student council president from the rival school. Honestly, I’d almost have liked it better if he were evil, or at least doing this on purpose for some petty reason. But no, this just seems to be how he deals with things, with the rest of the council (sans Orimoto, who like Hachiman is a dragooned helper) joining in on his business-talk doublespeak. This is hilarious at first, with even Hachiman having trouble following the plethora of buzzwords, but gradually the reader gets as exhausted as he does, and by the end of the book you just want a steamroller to run over Tamanawa (this does not happen). It was also odd seeing the return of Rumi, the young girl Hachiman tried to help in a previous book, though it goes along with the theme of this book and the last one: Hachiman’s help doesn’t always really work. Rumi is still having troubles. Maybe the play will help.

This book is about as well written as the previous one, but the fact that it ends on a big, positive note makes all the difference, and makes it feel much better overall. Not having a sour taste in your mouth is key. Next time, we get another book of short stories as we leap back in time with Vol. 6.5 (which, in Japan, did indeed come out after Vol. 9).