Observation Records of My Wife: The Misadventures of a Self-Proclaimed Villainess, Vol. 1

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By Shiki and Wan Hachipisu. Released in Japan as “Jishō Akuyaku Reijō na Tsuma no Kansatsu Kiroku” by Regina Books. Released in North America by Hanashi Media. Translated by Ethan Holms.

(It’s a rare series where you can see where I bought it simply by what the title and cover art are. Hanashi has changed the main title of this series… everywhere but Kindle, which is what I read it on. Hence I keep the old title.)

This series makes no bones about the fact that it is “more of the same”. Cecil and Bertia may now be married, but seemingly nothing has changed between them except they now sleep in the same bed. Bertia is still hyperactive and goofy. Cecil is still one wife away from destroying the world. Together, they fight… well, not crime, but bad communication in relationships. Here we meet two couples from a country across the sea, and we find that it turns out that being a cool tsundere doesn’t really work well when you’re a princess, and also just because childhood friends are now engaged doesn’t mean they understand love.

Cecil and Bertia’s wedding went so well that she is now being asked for advice on how to make other noble weddings perfect. A magazine is a good idea, but it will have to wait, as her first big wedding prep event is for Princess Lysonna, who is marrying into the Kingdom of Seahealby. Unfortunately, on arriving, Bertia suddenly realizes that this city… no, it’s not from an otome game. But it is from a novel that she skimmed and half-remembered because one of the minor characters looked like Cecil. And what’s worse, she remembers that in this book, Lysonna was the villainess, due for a bad end! Clearly it’s time for Bertia to do the old villainess thing again, and bully everyone! This works about as well as it did in the previous books, but at least it amuses Cecil.

These books run on anti-suspense, and that’s fine. Honestly, the biggest threat of the series is Cecil, who is deeply in love with Bertia, and it’s shown over and over again that this is the only thing keeping him from being a sociopath who destroys the world because he’s bored. The issues of the two couples turn out to be 1) I don’t understand what my fiancee is thinking/showing love is super embarrassing, and 2) It’s not manly to do things like pay attention to your fiancee and be happy she has friends other than you. Bertia takes care of the women by just being really super nice (while thinking she’s being mean) and, of course, being gaga for Cecil. Cecil handles the male end by subterfuge, and, when he can’t do that, simply explaining it all till he gets annoyed and leaves. All this love drama is taking away from his Bertia time.

The book ends abruptly, and I suspect we’ll still be in this foreign land next time. If you liked Bakarina but wish it starred Jeord, this is the perfect book. For those who hate Jeord, it’s still pretty good anyway.

I Want to Be a Saint, But I Can Only Use Attack Magic!, Vol. 1

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By Fuyu Aoki and Bodax. Released in Japan as “Seijo-sama ni Naritai no ni Kougeki Mahou shika Tsukaenain desu kedo!?” by GC Novels. Released in North America by Cross Infinite World. Translated by Kashi Kamitoma.

As I was about three minutes into the book, I joked that it should be called “Bocchi the Mage!”. Little did I know. There is a scene, with art to match, where Yuffie, the heroine of this novel, wears a party outfit to what turns out to be a standard noble’s ballroom party. It consists of big sunglasses, one a heart and one a star, and a T-Shirt saying Let’s Party. When you combine this with her hideous social anxiety and desire to abase herself, it’s really hard NOT to think of Bocchi. Or Monica, because she also gets invited to the student council, which feels very much like the one from Silent Witch. Unlike Monica, she’s only here to go to school and make a friend or two, if that’s possible for someone like her. Unfortunately for her, she lives in a world where magic is gender-binaried… and she’s just broken that binary.

Yuffie is a girl who lives in the middle of nowhere with her family, who aren’t abusive per se, but seem to be of the “why can’t you be like the normal children?” sort. She’s got crippling social anxiety, and her attempts to make friends have been laughably bad. When they team up for school activities, she’s always with the teacher. But she has a secret. When she was seven, she saw a saint using magic, and realized that’s what she wanted to be when she grew up. So she practiced magic. Every day. For seven years. By teaching herself. She manages to learn some healing magic… slow healing magic, but it’s there… and shows her parents, who say she should go to the magic academy! She’s delighted. Or horrified. One of those. See, she has a secret. She has immensely powerful attack spells like fireballs and lightning blasts. But… only men can use that sort of magic. It’s in their religion. Not good.

If seeing girls having a panic attack and debasing themselves constantly is not your thing… well, don’t skip the book, but you’ll need patience. Yuffie does get better by the end of the book, but it’s a long, painful road. She accidentally makes friends with most of the current student council. She’s trying to hide her attack magic, so the rest of the students and her teachers hate her. Oh yes, and it turns out that the demons are trying to attack humanity, starting with this school, and the only thing powerful enough to wipe them out is Yuffie. She self-taught herself magic so well she’s the most powerful attack magician in the country, and that means that it’s not – for once – just her paranoid fantasies,. she really COULD be imprisoned and experimented on. Fortunately, this school seems to mostly have good, if eccentric nobles. One seems to be a predatory lesbian, but it’s more of an “I’m taking her home with me!” cute fetish than anything sordid. Heck, even the bullying ojou-sama is almost immediately tamed by Yuffie’s apologies and delicious burdock roots.

This is not a must-read, but if you can get past Yuffie’s complete mess of a self-image, it’s a decent power fantasy, though it’s not so much a trans allegory as just another “what if I were OP as hell?” fantasy.

Heroine? Saint? No, I’m an All-Works Maid (And Proud of It)!, Vol. 3

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By Atekichi and Yukiko. Released in Japan as “Heroine? Seijo? Iie, All Works Maid desu (ko)!” by TO Books. Released in North America by Airship. Translated by Matthew Jackson. Adapted by Michelle McGuinness.

This was the best volume in the series to date, mostly as a) it managed to actually get through to its heroine/saint/maid and make her realize that her “aw shucks, this is just normal maid magic” thing is absolute hogwash, and b) it actually started pushing back on her omnipotence and perfection, showing her screwing up several times over the course of the book, and also having another crisis of faith, this one even stronger than the one she had in the second book. Melody loves maids, and loves to be a maid, but at heart this is a heroine reincarnated in a fantasy world book, and nine times out of ten when that happens the main character is a workaholic. Melody does not know what to do with time off. She literally has no outfits other than maid uniforms. And, despite riding her way through an obvious event flag, she remains completely uninterested in romance. She is not here to be a romance heroine, thank you very much.

It’s summer break, and time for Luciana and her entourage of servants to go back to the main estate and tour their lands. Though this journey is thrown off slightly by the arrival of Maxwell, who is here to invite Luciana to the Summer Ball, something that absolutely flummoxes her, and she asks for time to think it over. After this, they head off on the long journey there, and watch Melody literally build a two-story mansion from scratch… and also store it in a snowglobe for later use. You know, just Melody things. Unfortunately, as they’re almost there, an earthquake rocks the land, and her family estate is totally destroyed! Even worse, the three villages that make up what remains of their domain are suffering from a blight AND a poor harvest. Will this finally be a problem even Melody can’t solve?

This has a classic otome game dilemma at its heart, which is that the game’s plotline wants to happen even though Melody has completely broken it. It keeps trying to ruin and kill Luciana, to the point where the poor girl is literally dreaming of the game creators discussing her death, though she has no idea who they are. We meet another love interest here, and he’s a smiling villain if ever there was one, and he also falls hard for Melody (who is uninterested, but less uninterested than she is with everyone else.) Most of all, Melody spends an exhausting night curing all the blight and poor crops… only to have it come back almost immediately. Some dark force wants this family and region destroyed, and I suspect we’ll get more of hat as the series goes on.

So while there is still a lot of ludicrous maid stuff, Melody *and* the series itself are getting more serious. Which is good, as it’s a long-runner, and you can’t get by on oblivious OP maid forever.