The Angel Next Door Spoils Me Rotten, Vol. 9

By Saekisan and Hanekoto. Released in Japan as “Otonari no Tenshi-sama ni Itsu no Ma ni ka Dame Ningen ni Sareteita Ken” by GA Bunko. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Nicole Wilder.

As with prior reviews of this title, you’ll have to pardon me, there’s very little to actually write about. The brief bubble of ‘what if a sweet girl and a sweet boy dated?’ light novels burst a while back, and we’ve only got a few ongoing in North America, including this series. It’s doing quite well, and there’s a second season of the anime coming soon. That said, there’s really only two things I can really sink my teeth into here: “Boy, these kids are adorable”, and “Boy, their past has caused both of them to think they are completely unworthy of being loved”. That comes up here quite a bit, as not only is it Mahiru’s birthday, meaning we have to give her the BEST DAY EVER, but they’re also starting to think of college, which means moving to a new place… one where they actually would be living together. Even the very concept makes them both go red. We’re a looooooong way from sex still.

Having successfully celebrated Amane’s birthday, Mahiru’s is up next. Unfortunately, thanks to her parents, she regards the day as “oh, it’s just another year marker showing I’ve gotten older”, it holds no joy for her at all. Amane is determined to change that, and wants to do everything he can to make this the best birthday. Admittedly, after they take exams, and after parent-teacher conferences (which Mahiru attends by herself, of course). We’re going to need the help of friends with actual good taste and an eye for beauty to get just the right bouquet of flowers. We’re going to ask the part-time job to help him learn how to bake the perfect cake. We’re going to try to buy a gift for the girl who has no needs because anything she sees that she wants she just buys it. And in the end, we may have to bring in a ringer to put the cherry on top.

One little niggle that I noticed throughout the book: I appreciate how it can be hard to use real-life places and the names of actual universities in fiction. That said, this series goes above and beyond to obfuscate every detail. We know they’re trying for “the same college” and that it’s about an hour commute from their current apartment. That’s it. We don’t know anything about the college, we don’t know what major they’re doing, except Amane wants to use college to get a better job in the future. It’s very… generic, which is something this series, already a bit too sweet, should avoid. The finale of this book, though, was excellent, finally introducing a character we’ve heard about since the start but have never met, and here the plot is just right, with a good balance of “I’m so happy” and “but is that OK, don’t you deserve better than me?”, because these two are both still a bit screwed up.

Yen’s slowdown means I’ve no idea when the next book will be. Till then, enjoy the next season of the anime.

Repeated Vice: I Refuse to Be Important Enough to Die, Vol. 1

By Kuroakawa Hitsugi and Kushiro Kuki. Released in Japan as “Repeat Vice: Akuyaku Kizoku wa Shinitakunai node Shitennou ni Naru no wo Yamemashita” by HJ Bunko. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by piyo.

I’ve started to read a few more “villain” novels, the distaff counterpart to the villainess genre. Generally speaking, their strength lies in the fact that they’re not afraid to keep their main character an absolute dickhead, even as he’s trying to change his fate and ends up saving the world. That’s the main reason to read this book. 11-year-old Lofus is introduced to us as an arrogant little shit who is not afraid to beat the crap out of anyone who slights him, and by the end of the book that is, at least on the surface, much the same. He will not be learning how to be sweet and nice. Mostly as the game he’s trapped in seems to make no sense, and his main goal is to try to figure out why he’s being targeted at all. That said… this *is* a male villain novel, so of course he’s ludicrously overpowered and gets two girls to fall for him. Some things never change.

Lofus Ray Lightless is a noble kid and heir to House Lightless. He has piles of magic, but is also a massive asshole, so keeps firing his magic teachers. Then one day he starts having nightmares. Nightmares where he’s at a magic academy, bullies a commoner, and is one of the first ones to die when the plot inevitably turns into a game. He’s horrified. Not because he was killed by the hero, but because he was killed early on as a minor villain. That cannot stand. What’s more, the plot made no sense – why are they blaming him for things out of his control? He therefore decides to set out with his trusted attendant Carlos to a remote fishing village, where he knows three years from now a disaster will occur. Only… it seems the disaster is happening now!

This book has one big weakness, which is the giant battle against sea monsters in the middle of the book. It goes on forever, and mostly just consists of “Here is my big attack!” “Here is my bigger attack!” ad nauseam. It drags it to a halt and bored me. It also has to be said, if you’re going to hide someone’s gender, to the point where the translator uses he/him pronouns through most of the book, it’s best not to put the reveal in a color page. J-Novel Club must assume that now that they put the color pages in the back to appease Amazon, no one looks at them first anymore. Other than that, this is a decent villain book. There’s clearly more going on here, including a very suspicious head knight, and I suspect Lofus will be uncovering a lot more secrets earlier than planned.

If you’re fond of the genre, and don’t mind that our 11-year-old has all the magical power in the world and gets the only two girls in the book to fall for him, this is pretty decent.

Adachi and Shimamura: Short Stories 2

By Hitoma Iruma and raemz. Released in Japan by Dengeki Bunko. Released in North America by Seven Seas. Translated by Molly Lee.

Several volumes ago, I mentioned hearing that the author had worried they would die before the series was finished, which is the main reason we’re getting all these short story books and “Vol. 99.9” in between volumes. You’d think, given that, that the author would also be trying to bring the series to a conclusion, but no worries there. 13 is out in Japan. What it does mean, though, is that the last few volumes have been drenched in mortality – death and what you do after you die, as well as what your loved ones do if you die before they do. We get a few more stories here showing the elderly Shimamura, having lived longer than everyone else, playing an old video game with Yashiro to try to reconnect with her beloved. We also get Adachi waiting in an afterlife parking lot,. unable to move on without their partner. It’s meant to be sweet, and it is, but I also found it a bit grim, to be honest.

The stories, as with many prior books, divide themselves neatly into two. The first part of the book is set from Shimamura’s POV, and shows her life with Adachi as a working adult, with them living together. Adachi has mellowed – a bit – and Shimamura is attempting to be proactive – a bit – and they’re both really fantastic together. The next chunk is from high school days, and Adachi’s POV, mostly showing her interactions with Shimamura’s family and the aftermath of her and Shimamura becoming a couple and sort of trying not to tell anyone yet. We also get a couple of stories in the future of Hino and Nagafuji, showing Hino living at her estate and Nagafuji working there as sort of a part-time maid. And of course we get Yashiro throughout, the same age and mentality even as the characters grow older and move on with their lives. She has a ukulele now.

As the series has gone on, and especially as Adachi’s mother has become one of the main supporting characters, we’ve seen more and more of Shimamura’s mother and her… um… zeal for life. To Shimamura, she’s just an annoying mom. To the Adachis, she is utterly terrifying, as the two of them are both incredible introverts who are terrible at just making conversation, and Shimamura’s mom tries to drag them into that constantly. She can be incredibly annoying, but it’s never malicious, and you can definitely see how Shimamura is a product of her mother as well as her father. As for the short stories themselves, they’re mostly short and sweet. I really loved the marriage proposal, which was very much exactly the sort of thing Shimamura would do. It’s also nice to see that, ambiguous though it is, Hino and Nagafuji are mirroring the relationship Hino’s mom and head maid had. Oh, and we get a semi-sequel to the “Adachi rant”, which is hilarious.

There is, mercifully, no real creepiness in this book, and aside from a “oh no, I woke up and Adachi is a cat” stories, few alternate universes. If you like the couple, you’ll like this.