The Do-Over Damsel Conquers the Dragon Emperor, Vol. 7

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By Sasara Nagase and Mitsuya Fuji. Released in Japan as “Yarinaoshi Reijō wa Ryūtei Heika o Kōryaku-chū” by Kadokawa Beans Bunko. Released in North America by Cross Infinite World. Translated by piyo.

It’s sometimes very hard to separate this series, where a young woman decides to get engaged to the man who may one day try to destroy the world in order to change her own fate, and at every single turn of the page worry that she’s going to fail and the book will end with most of the cast dead and a BAD END screen, and not compare it to I’m the Villainess, So I’m Taming the Final Boss, by the same author, which has the exact same plot. And both series also have an antagonist, someone who sets herself diametrically opposite our protagonist and does everything they can do fix things. It’s just been harder to spot it in Do-Over Damsel, as Faris just hasn’t shown us much. Fortunately, in this book we get to see her dealing with a very, very useless goddess (no, not that one), and also bond with Jill over a mutual enemy. It’s sweet. Also, it makes her evil at the end hit even harder.

Jill is headed off to the Lehrsatz Duchy for a meeting with Faris, the queen of Kratos. Hadis is staying behind, with one of the candidates to be his wife handling things on his end, and being better at it than Jill, much to her chagrin. Unfortunately, when they’re flying to the duchy, Jill decides to investigate a mysterious village that may be home to the Order of the Ark, a group of religious terrorists who wants the Gods dead. As it turns out, she then manages to get accidentally abducted by those same terrorists – accidentally as the ones they really want to abduct are Raw, presumably so they can control dragons… and Faris, who they have already abducted and who is near unconscious due to the anti-magic barriers surrounding her. Can Jill break them out and manage to get to the conference? And what will Hadis do when he hears about this?

This was supposed to be the short story volume. CIW says that it is still coming, but they did this volume first. I’m assuming that, unlike, say, Re: Zero or Index, this is not causing us to miss all sorts of nuance in this current volume. Not that nuance is something Jill is good at. Her strength is indeed her strength, as well as her temper, as she realizes the best solution is to simply punch everything until it stops. Again. Her weakness is that this isn’t good enough this time, and Faris, who seems to only have the strength to break her ditzy goddess spear, is much better at crafty plans that you cannot punch your way out of. Hence the cliffhanger. There’s also the usual “Jill gets jealous and mad, Hadis panics and feeds her to make up for it” wackiness – these two know each other really well by now. That was fun.

Will we get Vol. 8 next? Or short stories? And yes, I did deliberately leave out all the reveals near the end. A great series, assuming you can get past the premise, which is still hard to get past.

Observation Records of My Wife: The Misadventures of a Self-Proclaimed Villainess, Vol. 1

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By Shiki and Wan Hachipisu. Released in Japan as “Jishō Akuyaku Reijō na Tsuma no Kansatsu Kiroku” by Regina Books. Released in North America by Hanashi Media. Translated by Ethan Holms.

(It’s a rare series where you can see where I bought it simply by what the title and cover art are. Hanashi has changed the main title of this series… everywhere but Kindle, which is what I read it on. Hence I keep the old title.)

This series makes no bones about the fact that it is “more of the same”. Cecil and Bertia may now be married, but seemingly nothing has changed between them except they now sleep in the same bed. Bertia is still hyperactive and goofy. Cecil is still one wife away from destroying the world. Together, they fight… well, not crime, but bad communication in relationships. Here we meet two couples from a country across the sea, and we find that it turns out that being a cool tsundere doesn’t really work well when you’re a princess, and also just because childhood friends are now engaged doesn’t mean they understand love.

Cecil and Bertia’s wedding went so well that she is now being asked for advice on how to make other noble weddings perfect. A magazine is a good idea, but it will have to wait, as her first big wedding prep event is for Princess Lysonna, who is marrying into the Kingdom of Seahealby. Unfortunately, on arriving, Bertia suddenly realizes that this city… no, it’s not from an otome game. But it is from a novel that she skimmed and half-remembered because one of the minor characters looked like Cecil. And what’s worse, she remembers that in this book, Lysonna was the villainess, due for a bad end! Clearly it’s time for Bertia to do the old villainess thing again, and bully everyone! This works about as well as it did in the previous books, but at least it amuses Cecil.

These books run on anti-suspense, and that’s fine. Honestly, the biggest threat of the series is Cecil, who is deeply in love with Bertia, and it’s shown over and over again that this is the only thing keeping him from being a sociopath who destroys the world because he’s bored. The issues of the two couples turn out to be 1) I don’t understand what my fiancee is thinking/showing love is super embarrassing, and 2) It’s not manly to do things like pay attention to your fiancee and be happy she has friends other than you. Bertia takes care of the women by just being really super nice (while thinking she’s being mean) and, of course, being gaga for Cecil. Cecil handles the male end by subterfuge, and, when he can’t do that, simply explaining it all till he gets annoyed and leaves. All this love drama is taking away from his Bertia time.

The book ends abruptly, and I suspect we’ll still be in this foreign land next time. If you liked Bakarina but wish it starred Jeord, this is the perfect book. For those who hate Jeord, it’s still pretty good anyway.

I Want to Be a Saint, But I Can Only Use Attack Magic!, Vol. 1

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By Fuyu Aoki and Bodax. Released in Japan as “Seijo-sama ni Naritai no ni Kougeki Mahou shika Tsukaenain desu kedo!?” by GC Novels. Released in North America by Cross Infinite World. Translated by Kashi Kamitoma.

As I was about three minutes into the book, I joked that it should be called “Bocchi the Mage!”. Little did I know. There is a scene, with art to match, where Yuffie, the heroine of this novel, wears a party outfit to what turns out to be a standard noble’s ballroom party. It consists of big sunglasses, one a heart and one a star, and a T-Shirt saying Let’s Party. When you combine this with her hideous social anxiety and desire to abase herself, it’s really hard NOT to think of Bocchi. Or Monica, because she also gets invited to the student council, which feels very much like the one from Silent Witch. Unlike Monica, she’s only here to go to school and make a friend or two, if that’s possible for someone like her. Unfortunately for her, she lives in a world where magic is gender-binaried… and she’s just broken that binary.

Yuffie is a girl who lives in the middle of nowhere with her family, who aren’t abusive per se, but seem to be of the “why can’t you be like the normal children?” sort. She’s got crippling social anxiety, and her attempts to make friends have been laughably bad. When they team up for school activities, she’s always with the teacher. But she has a secret. When she was seven, she saw a saint using magic, and realized that’s what she wanted to be when she grew up. So she practiced magic. Every day. For seven years. By teaching herself. She manages to learn some healing magic… slow healing magic, but it’s there… and shows her parents, who say she should go to the magic academy! She’s delighted. Or horrified. One of those. See, she has a secret. She has immensely powerful attack spells like fireballs and lightning blasts. But… only men can use that sort of magic. It’s in their religion. Not good.

If seeing girls having a panic attack and debasing themselves constantly is not your thing… well, don’t skip the book, but you’ll need patience. Yuffie does get better by the end of the book, but it’s a long, painful road. She accidentally makes friends with most of the current student council. She’s trying to hide her attack magic, so the rest of the students and her teachers hate her. Oh yes, and it turns out that the demons are trying to attack humanity, starting with this school, and the only thing powerful enough to wipe them out is Yuffie. She self-taught herself magic so well she’s the most powerful attack magician in the country, and that means that it’s not – for once – just her paranoid fantasies,. she really COULD be imprisoned and experimented on. Fortunately, this school seems to mostly have good, if eccentric nobles. One seems to be a predatory lesbian, but it’s more of an “I’m taking her home with me!” cute fetish than anything sordid. Heck, even the bullying ojou-sama is almost immediately tamed by Yuffie’s apologies and delicious burdock roots.

This is not a must-read, but if you can get past Yuffie’s complete mess of a self-image, it’s a decent power fantasy, though it’s not so much a trans allegory as just another “what if I were OP as hell?” fantasy.