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From Two-Bit Baddie to Total Heartthrob: This Villainess Will Cross-Dress to Impress!, Vol. 4

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By Masamune Okazaki and Hayase Jyun. Released in Japan as “Mob Dōzen no Akuyaku Reijō wa Dansō Shite Kōryaku Taishō no Za wo Nerau” by TO Books. Released in North America by J-Novel Heart. Translated by Caroline W.

The gimmick for this book, of course, is despite it being a villainess novel, and Elizabeth genuinely being a woman, it is essentially a BL harem in all but name. Lilia is the sole exception, and for the most part she’s started to get reduced to a combination of comic relief and sole purveyor of common sense. Lilia is, like Elizabeth, a Japanese girl who has been brought into this game world. Unlike Elizabeth, though, Lilia seems to accept that things are different and she can make different choices, and also seems to have awakened her sapphic side, in a PG sort of way. Elizabeth, though, who seemingly does everything in order to try to seduce someone and/or hook up the “targets” with someone else, seems to be completely asexual. And is, frankly, a lot better at being a sexy man than most of the men. Thus, as I said with the first book, you get a BL series that isn’t really.

Much to Elizabeth’s horror, her older brother Frederic has gotten a marriage proposal from a nearby kingdom. Unable to tolerate her big brother vanishing from her life, Elizabeth immediately decides to impersonate him and break up the match… and she’s supported by her father and Christopher, leading to her and Frederic having their first ever fight. Now she’s off to the west, along with Edward (who is delighted to finally get some time with the woman he loves), Christopher (ditto), and Lilia (ditto). When they get there, they find Princess Diana is a knockout, but seems somewhat inexperienced in the art of love. Meanwhile, her sister Marie, who is, according to Elizabeth, a classic tsundere. Can Elizabeth find the time to charm two princesses, convince them she’s a terrible choice for a husband, and not annoy everyone around her? Signs point to no on that last one, especially when Lilia reveals they may be in a spinoff manga plot.

The series continues to have one big, big, drawback, and unfortunately it’s Elizabeth herself. Generally speaking I tend to enjoy when a villainess is cheerful and oblivious (see Bakarina) or stoic and oblivious (many examples), but it’s hard when they’re an arrogant ass and oblivious. Yes, she’s putting on a persona, but I think everyone in the entire series, including Elizabeth herself, agree that it’s stopped being an act and become her. This did make it somewhat amusing then it’s actually Lilia who manages to sabotage the marriage talks, as she ends up turning Princess Diana into a BL fangirl, which ends up getting a little bit out of her control but she’s quick to take advantage of it by advocating for gay marriage for women as well. She’s snarky fun, and I enjoy when she’s in the book. As for Elizabeth, at least she is coming to appreciate that she does not understand anyone’s hearts. At all.

There’s at least three more volumes in Japan, and this plotline will continue into Book 5. Christ, though, Elizabeth is annoying.

Spy Classroom Short Story Collection: No Time for Goodbye

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By Takemachi and Tomari. Released in Japan as “Spy Kyoushitsu” by Fujimi Fantasia Bunko. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Nathaniel Hiroshi Thrasher.

I do have to admit, and I apologize for the rude language, that when I saw that the bulk of this short story collection would once again be devoted to the late lamented spy group Avian, my first reaction was to scream “OH, FUCK OFF!” at the book. I appreciate their tragic death, and I get that the author regretted doing it so fast before they got to write all the stories they had inside them for the group, but come on, I feel like we have gone down this well about eight more times than was really necessary. At least, that’s what I thought when I started the book. As it turns out, though, this is probably the strongest short story collection to date. The series itself tends to hide a lot of its most pivotal moments as a writing conceit, and the short stories have been dedicated to filling in what we missed. This includes finally giving everyone catharsis for what happened to Avian. Who are, by the way, still dead.

The wraparound story in this volume concerns Lan, the surviving member of Avian, who has become something of a leech around the halls of Lamplight. As they discuss what to do with her, we get four short stories: 1) Lily and Sara return to Lily’s old spy school, to find that most of those she went to school with are still there… and are ready to bully the shit out of her again; 2) Thea and Grete visit Pharma’s brother Holytree, who is also a spy, and has an enormous sister complex; 3) Erna guards Amelie as Klaus uses her to try to resolve the last plot arc, and Amelia tries to bond with Erna; and 4) There’s a festival in town, and everyone is going… except Monika, who is too busy castigating herself for her traitorous actions. And avoiding Annette still trying to kill her. In the end, Holytree asks for a chance to duel Klaus to the death, and shows both Lan and Lamplight a path forward.

The most satisfying of these stories may be the first. The bullying that Lily went through (and goes through again when she returns) is vicious and attacks her physical appearance, as always, but she’s gotten stronger, as well as craftier – and Sara is now in her corner, and not about to stand by and watch her friend get stomped. It was VERY satisfying to see their revenge. Sybilla also really comes off well in this book, being the “big sister” of the group in more than one story, and reminding folks what it means to really be a big sister, more than anything else. We still don’t see the actual conversation between Monika and Lily, but we do see that Lily is taking it seriously, and agonizing over her response. My favorite story may have been Erna’s, though, as she shows that you can have compassion and empathy and let that lead you to the right decision… much to Amelie’s disappointment.

All this and a battle royale crying/punching match. If you’ve been skipping these side stories, this is definitely one to read anyway. Especially as the next volume’s not till next year.

Lady Bumpkin and Her Lord Villain, Vol. 5

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By Ageha Sakura and Kurodeko. Released in Japan as “Imokusa Reijou desu ga Akuyaku Reisoku wo Tasuketara Kiniiraremashita” by Overlap Novels f. Released in North America by J-Novel Heart. Translated by Vasileios Mousikidis.

I’ve talked before about artifact titles, when you have a series with a title that was accurate for the first volume but proves increasingly wrong as the series goes on. Lady Bumpkin and Her Lord Villain is proving to be one of these, and not just because she’s now Madam Bumpkin. This series started with Agnes dressed in 80-year-old fashion and pancake makeup getting thrown to the wolves for the lulz by the “heroine”. Now, four books after that first one, Agnes is making everyone who meets her fall in love with her, much to the jealous annoyance of her husband, she’s able to use her powers to help the crops, throw yams that can take out an enemy, and still find time to research the legendary saint. Which she absolutely is not. Why, they have totally different names for their very similar sounding powers! There’s no way Agnes would be a saint! (cough)

Agnes is about four months pregnant, and is having to deal with everyone around her treating her like an invalid. Fortunately, her brother Paul will be graduating soon from school, so she and Nazel get to visit Polypstan… where they also plan to research some information about the saint, just in case. Unfortunately, Polypstan has been having trouble growing crops as well, so they are very interested in the sunchoke potatoes that Sutrena has been working on, which are able to grow without the help of Agnes and Nazel’s magic. Unfortunately, there are a few hiccups. Both a duke and the prince of Polypstan seem to have fallen for Agnes, and this is a nation that allows polyamorous relationships… even if all the parties don’t approve. More dangerously, Paul’s graduation test is interrupted by a swarm of what amount to very giant locusts who can punch people, and they’re possibly the ones responsible for the crop failure.

There’s a lot of cute stuff here, which is good given that I think that’s why most folks read this series. It’s nice to see Agnes meet several women and get along with all of them, even going so far as to make potato chips with the duchess. Nazel may spend most of the book being jealous, and trying to have Agnes sit and take it easy constantly, but it always feels fun rather than forced, and her flustered reaction whenever he gets too loving is adorable. That said, there are ominous rumblings for future books. Robin may escape soon, which is not great news for everyone who didn’t like his “mind control my way to power” ways. Moreover, I think it’s pretty clear Agnes *is* the saint, and they’re not going to be able to keep that secret forever, no matter how much they want to ignore it. Nazel needs to figure out a way to make it so Agnes cannot be taken away from him for the good of all mankind.

That said, escaped jerkass will likely come first. This is cute and fun, if not lights out.