Mercedes and the Waning Moon: The Dungeoneering Feats of a Discarded Vampire Aristocrat, Vol. 1

By Fire head and KeG. Released in Japan as “Kaketa Tsuki no Mercedes: Kyūketsuki no Kizoku ni Tensei Shita kedo Suteraresō nanode Dungeon wo Seiha suru” by TO Books. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by Maddy Willette.

Let’s face it. At its heart, this is a story about a girl who starts off ludicrously OP and just gets even more so. She’s of the stoic variety, but otherwise she fits the stereotype perfectly. She defeats monsters who “swear eternal loyalty” to her, though of course the word slave is not used. If you dislike this sort of book, then this is absolutely not a book that is going to change your mind. I kinda liked it, though. It has a gimmick that took me a while to figure out, which I’ll get to below. It has a few people other than our somewhat sociopathic heroine who have actual heart and soul, though honestly this is not a world for nice people to be nice in. And honestly, I just kinda got on with Mercedes. It’s the sort of power fantasy I don’t mind reading.

Our heroine is Mercedes, a young vampire who has (yes, I’m sorry) memories of her past life in Japan. (Yes, she invents chocolate. Sorry.) She’s the daughter of a concubine, and she and her mother live in a run-down decaying mansion, abandoned by her father. So she decides to become an adventurer. She trains hard to make herself strong, though because she never sees anyone other than her mother and maid, she has no idea how strong she is compared to others. And then she heads off to take on a dungeon and do quests. Which… turns out pretty easy, actually. She even tames an ogre and a dangerous wolf to act as her companions. Could she actually be really strong? Nah. But she’ll soon find out, as her older half-brother is holding a party where he plans to beat up the rest of his family to prove he’s best.

At first I wondered if this series was a satire, as Mercedes continually points out the cliches and weird things about her world. It’s medieval in tone, but has some 21st century amenities. It combines a tourist’s idea of Germany with Japanese writing. It is, in fact, exactly like you’d expect an isekai written by a writer who’s just taking a standard RPG setting and doesn’t care much to be. But, as it turns out, there may be more to it than that, as when she conquers the dungeon (which features a slew of cliches, including her confronting her also sociopathic past self) she learns that this world was created in the past, and records of its past then excised. I hope we come back to this. As for the rest of the book, I liked Mercedes’ interaction with Margaret, which is possibly the only point in the book she shows that she’s not simply exactly the same as her father. Just… mostly the same.

That plotline will play out in the second volume, I assume. Provided you don’t mind everything about its genre, this is quite enjoyable.

Lycoris Recoil: Ordinary Days

By Asaura, imigimuru, and Spider Lily. Released in Japan by Dengeki Bunko. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Kiki Piatkowska.

Lycoris Recoil ended up being the big hit of Fall 2022, and evidence of that hit is starting to trickle over here to manga and light novels. The manga began a few months ago, and a manga anthology was just licensed last week. And we also have this spinoff, a Dengeki Bunko short story collection featuring some of the stories that the creator was not able to fit into the 13-episode anime. It feels like a regular old short story collection. I’ve talked before about how these seem to either be front-loaded (best stories come first) or back-loaded (best stories go last). This one turns out to be middle-loaded – the three stories in the center of the book are pretty damn good, but the first main story is incredibly irritating, and the last story is monumentally bleak and awful. Fortunately, we have the main cast. Well, we have Chisato and Takina. As with the anime, the other three “main” cast are mostly here to be support, though Mika gets some nice scenes. But it’s about our girls.

The wraparound story in this volume is about a reporter who wants to do a feature on the LycoReco cafe. He’s sensibly told “no”, but hangs out at the cafe anyway, as it’s a great place to come up with ideas. The main stories: 1) a recently retired man comes to the cafe but seems depressed, and Takina is showing him a lot of attention. Chisato thinks that this might be… love! 2) Chisato and Takina infiltrate a hideout pushing drugs, featuring a very big foreign man who hates the weak coffee Japan has; 3) Takina’s extreme way of thinking has led to increasingly spartan lunches when it’s her turn to cook, and the cast try to figure out a way to tell her “vary the menu” without upsetting her; 4) Takina wakes up to find that Japan is overrun by zombies, and she and Chisato have to battle their way out of the cafe and find help; and 5) a middle schooler who’s been enjoying the cafe turns out to have a terrible home life, and terrible school life, and has decided to murder everyone who is bullying her. Will she ask for help before it’s too late?

So, I know Japan is different, but I’m pretty sure the North American audience who wanted to read 50 pages of “is Takina in love with a 55-year-old dude?” is precisely zero. It’s meant to be in the genre of “Chisato inspires people”, but did less than nothing for me. As for the last story, after a while I started to skim, because it’s so unrelenting grim that I was not having fun – the reverse, it drags the entire end of the book down. I also note that the author should not have had one bad guy say that he wanted a really good cup of coffee and then not pay it off later with Chisato getting him one, that was a missed moment there. The best story by far is the zombie one, and it’s no surprise that it’s the one that focuses most on the relationship between Chisato and Takina, and where along the yuri spectrum it lies. Takina’s headspace is fascinating.

So a mixed bag, which this was always going to be, but not a total loss. For fans of the anime.

The Hero and the Sage, Reincarnated and Engaged, Vol. 3

By Washiro Fujiki and Heiro. Released in Japan as “Eiyū to Kenja no Tensei Kon: Katsute no Kōtekishu to Konyaku Shite Saikyō Fūfu ni Narimashita” by HJ Bunko. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by Joey Antonio.

I regret to tell you that this series has become difficult to write about. Oh, it’s still good. I quite enjoyed this volume, and will read more. It’s sometimes funny, the OP-ness isn’t ludicrous (unless it’s because it’s funny), and the characters are all interesting and not annoying (except that one guy, and he’s now comedy relief). But aside from one plot point, which I’m saving for later in the review so it’s not just 500 words of me whining, there’s nothing here to jabber on about. I suppose I can talk about how this is an overpowered protagonist fantasy that is not meant to really have the reader identify with it. Raid is not just “potato with a +infinity sword”, and Eluria is his co-star rather than just love interest. The climax of the book is not “oh my God, how will our two heroes possibly defeat this thing that is beyond their abilities”, it is “wow, a monster so powerful that they don’t have to be told to hold back and can go all out”.

It’s time to prepare for exams! …well, for everyone except our lead couple, who are going to take the time to investigate the ruins of Raid’s old country. Everyone ends up at the water resort city of Palmare, where Raid and Eluria put their friends, rival, and rival’s maid and butler through some awful torture… pardon me, I meant excellent training. They then meet up with two sorcerers – note the different magic terminology – from the nearby country of Legnare. They are also powerhouses, and consist of Totori (young-looking girl who’s actually over 100, has cat ears) and Savad (her husband, seemingly normal but we’ll find out that’s not true). The four of them, plus Alma (who admits in text she’s a fifth wheel, and she’s right) are off to investigate Raid’s old country… and there they find it’s not as abandoned as previously thought.

The interesting bits in this book (an d again, I enjoyed the book, it’s just the first 2/3 are froth I can’t analyze) are right near the end. Last time I theorized that we might be seeing a child from the future plot going on, and that turns out to… sort of be true, but not remotely in the way I thought it would be. The cliffhanger ending, which I will try not to spoil is also another good example of this series taking a seemingly silly, comedy character (see Millis, for example) and then showing off their depth (as in Millis), or showing off that it’s all a front. As for the love comedy part of the series, aside from the running gag of the flirting, I did like how, at one point where Eluria appears to be having a genuine crisis, Raid steps in immediately and diffuses it in ten seconds. In any other series, these two already having had all their character development before the plot begins might be tedious. Here I think it’s the point.

So: good stuff, cute couple. They like to fight. Their relationship even progresses here. The next book should develop the future/past/present time travel stuff a bit more, but I think it will end up being cute flirting 60% of the time.